* Heard on the Hill: No Slaughter in sight… Sen. Olympia Snowe says she’s in Vegas for business and she’s sticking to it… Sen. Chris Dodd might not be the best person to sit next to if the Sox lose. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Stephen Colbert doesn’t know many red districts. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Fly Lounge is getting its own reality show… No congressional censure for Limbaugh… Jimmy Carter wouldn’t change a thing. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Billy Crystal to be honored at the Kennedy Center tonight… The Palm is back in action. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Mitch McConnell and Harry Reid suddenly bff? [WP]
* Page Six: Wonkette is far less creepy than Ruthann Aron. [NYP]
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