During a tour of New Hampshire today, John Edwards unleashed his latest superficial reason to vote for him: He talks like people who have been president before! You know, with one of those “Southern accent” doohickeys that certain Americans have! Specifically, he noted in a put-on twangy hick voice that “the last two Democratic presidents, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter, both talk like me.” Indeed, and that’s why most Democrats are voting for the former’s wife. [Raw Story]