Dodd May Drop Out, Anyone’s Game Now

Unattractive Senator Chris Dodd told Fox News that if he didn’t finish stronger than fourth place tonight (tough call between him and the top three) he would be “going to Hartford tomorrow.” This is a pretty sure sign he means he’ll end his campaign because he had moved his family to Iowa in order to do well there. Wouldn’t at least one fucking kid speak up and be like “Dad, I’ll move when you stop being in sixth place”? [Politico]