* Heard on the Hill: Bill Richardson comments on the sad beard… Rep. Rahm Emanuel and Sen. John Cornyn better prepare to stand up… Ralph Nader run in jeopardy… Other people also don’t care about Hayden Panettiere saving the whales. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Harold Ford Jr.’s fiance, Emily Threlkeld, get initiated into the family… John Edwards wants to reiterate that no one says you can’t go home. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Patti Smith rocks it solo… Mardi Gras dabbles in D.C. territory… Shelby Steele wonders why Obama fans are out to get him… James Carville and Bill Frist brought together through the magic (and money) of Coke. [Examiner]
* The Sleuth: Bill Clinton apology tour hits some bumps in the road. [WP]
* Rush & Molloy: Rupert Murdoch can’t decide between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. [NYDN]
* Washington Whispers: Comparison to Jackie Gleason makes Barack Obama feel weighty…CPAC can’t give up Ann Coulter…RNC issuing fines to make Democrats less personable… Fred Thompson makes excuses. [USN&WR]
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