* Heard on the Hill:You can’t make Gennifer Flowers vote for Hillary… Larry Flynt pays big to re-elect Dennis Kucinich… Larry Craig is on the lookout for interns… John Ashcroft drops by to say hey… Sen. Kit Bond’s baseball days are over, at least for a little while. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Clay Aiken fails to fulfill his duties. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: President Bush likes the sound of Jenna Hager… Barack and Hillary are dreamy… Cheney takes the applause he can get.. Music without borders. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Obama is oh so normal… Get The Situation under control in 60 seconds. [Politico]
* Page Six: Mark Penn is ruining Georgetown. [NYP]
* Rush & Molloy: Al Franken finds a new sidekick in Kitty Kelley. [NYDN]
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