Wonkette

• Reliable Source: Bush mixes it up when describing “third rail” of politics: “If you touch it, you would get a huge electric shock.” [WP]
• Under the Dome: On Imus, Santorum greeted with “Oh, God damn it!”. . . Stevens goes on honeymoon 25 years after wedding. . . New Capitol IDs are high-tech and feature a “very advanced hologram with prism-type effects dispersed throughout.” [The Hill]
• Cindy Adams: Bush “descended from the power-hungry warlord who led the Norman invasion of Ireland in the 12th century and caused 800 years of Irish misery,” the Guardian reports. [NYP]
• Page Six: Clinton makes $500 take-in order from hospital bed. [NYP]