It’s the moment you’ve been dreading, that awful step you hoped would never come but feared was just around the corner: Mel Gibson has joined the fight over Terri Schiavo’s life. Writes Gibson in a missive apparently intended to buck up the spirits of her supporters:
I fully support the efforts of Mr. & Mrs. Schindler to save their daughter, Terri Shiavo, from a cruel starvation.
Now, we don’t want to question Gibson’s commitment to all things fervent and Catholic. This is a man who made a movie in Aramaic and had to be persuaded to add subtitles by the studio, after all.
But really, Mel, bubbeleh. A word of advice for the future. Next time you decide to throw your weight on the side of all that is good and holy, maybe you should a) spell the fucking woman’s name right and b) not send your words of wisdom from Drago’s Seafood Restaurant. Besides, isn’t this all really the Jews’ fault?
Mel Gibson Speaks Out On Terri Schiavo Situation [TerrisFight.org]
Drago’s Is Sizzling! [Drago's Seafood Restaurant & Oyster Bar]
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