- Reliable Source: Eliot Spitzer memorabilia isn’t selling so well on eBay. [WP]
- Yeas and Nays: Jenna Bush follows up on Ana’s Story. [Examiner]
- Shenanigans: Rapper DMX does not believe that Barack Obama is a real person… “Obama Miracle Toast”… Free beer for congressmen deemed unethical. [Politico]
- Page Six: When times get rough, Lloyd Constantine goes to the press… Bill Clinton goes gaga over George Clooney. [NYP]
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