- Heard on the Hill: “Rodney Alexander is the Forrest Gump of scandal”… The Mayflower Hotel has seen a boom in business lately… Some members of Congress are more handicapped than others… Rep. J.D. Hayworth may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least he’s got an aerospace engineering laboratory named after him. [Roll Call]
- Reliable Source: Celebrity endorsements… Bill Richardson trims his losing beard. [WP]
- Yeas and Nays: Tommy Ridge discovers that his dad’s too famous for his Facebook to be public… Kwame Brown mixes his metaphors… First Twin Barbara Bush has a new “unidentified male companion.” [Examiner]
- Page Six: McCain to get his own big, fancy fundraiser… Ashley Alexandra Dupre is making things seem a whole lot less exclusive. [NYP]
- Rush & Molloy: Passport scandals new and old… Willie Nelson is looking to stay out of trouble by playing at the Democratic National Convention… Gore Vidal isn’t letting up on William F. Buckley Jr. just cause he’s dead. [NYDN]
- Washington Whispers: Republicans are floating the name Michael Steele… Bob Schieffer doesn’t want to retire just yet… Hillary camp can’t figure out how to add it up. [USN&WR]
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