- Reliable Source: Barack Obama goes on vacay… Kevin Bacon takes any remaining church out of your state. [WP]
- Yeas and Nays:The White House Correspondents Association Dinner’s guest list is shaping up to be a B-list event. [Examiner]
- In the Know: Rep. Bill Foster gets a room with a view… Jeopardy! players need to work on current events… Add Kitty Dukakis to the list of Obamamaniacs… Rep. Bobby Rush is still recovering. [The Hill]
- Shenanigans: John McCain 8-ball has all the answers… Charlie Crist has a new girlfriend. [Ha ha ha. -- Ed.] [Politico]
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