- Heard on the Hill: Members of Congress encouraged to Twitter their hearts out… New alarm clock takes the fun out of snoozing… Jessica Cutler is back in the news, still slutty. [Roll Call]
- Yeas and Nays: Catch Nancy Pelosi at George’s… Jay Leno plays the Leukemia Ball… For a tough guy, Russell Crowe sure does like cupcakes… Paul Wolfowitz goes no carbs. [Examiner]
- Shenanigans: Tom Cole’s got some beef with John Boehner. [Politico]
- Page Six: Roll over Eliot Spitzer, there’s a new “Client 9″ in town. [NYP]
- Rush & Molloy: Rudy Giuliani does battle with a sidewalk, comes out worse for the wear. [NYDN]
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