And here is the $150 hooker that polished the knob of Sen. Debbie “Stab Me Now” Stabenow’s husband “near” Big Beaver, in Michigan. Her name is Alycia Lorraine Martin (always three names with these gals!), and her MySpace page features these combinations of letters: “**If you cant handel me at my worst, den you dont deserve me at muh best** Life too short for sadness alwayz smile its worth it no matter wut! BELEIVE IT!! ..” Hmm. She appears to be speaking Mexican. Translation, anyone? [The Smoking Gun]
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Cribbed from that site that sells masters thesis for a dollar a page. I looked over this copy for my own Myspace page, but it’s too elitist for my taste.
“Translation, anyone?”
I will fuck you for $150 American. (or possibly, I will fuck you for $150, American)
BTW, no Whore Diamonds for under $1500. Simon Says!
“(or possibly, I will fuck you for $150, American)”
Where’s eatshootsleaves to clear this tragic punctuation matter up in American?
I’ve done many a-searches of prostitutes in my area and still Adult Friend-Finder, BootyCall, and the random hook up page on Craiglist has yielded no results to my liking. I don’t want to go to nevada and get me legal hookers. I want the Illegal types. I want to pay $200 for the skanky 21 year old blonde that’s living in a trailer with her Grandmother.
It seems like I need to be a horny politician to get these hookers to come out of the woodwork. Hmm I think it’s time to revive the Whig Party.
If you can’t Handel me at my worst, then we won’t be Haydn the salami any time soon.
Gotta admit, though, baby’s got Bach.
When I moved to the Czech Republic 10 years ago, it was 40 crowns to the dollar. Now it’s 15. Hookers are still cheaper here, though. I think.
[re=28991]Serolf Divad[/re]:
A man of wealth and taste, to be sure – Serolf Divad
Cowardly lion!
Are temporary marriages legal in the US? Like in Iran?
Zhu Bajie
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