Here is literature’s Scott McClellan chatting up Meredith Vieira on this morning’s Today show about his new George W. Bush Memoir. What the hell is he babbling about, still? He thinks George W. Bush is a “good guy” who ultimately failed the country by misleading, well, Scott McClellan. Sounds like Liberal Ambiguity! He needs to reject the president immediately, or we will continue to not buy his wretched book. [YouTube]
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Thank goodness for the assembly-line memoir industry; I guess he figured out that the local Whataburger, pigeons, random people walking down the street, and his Magic: The Gathering playing cards don’t need press secretaries. Poor little disillusioned piglet.
Scott, Scott, Scott…..if the first 4 shots of tequila doesn’t take the taste of tossing Bush’s salad out of your mouth, nothing will. Go on, come to the side of the Bitters.
…isn’t he suppose to be in witness protection?!
@norbziness: Yeah, but D&D 4th edition is due out in a couple weeks and I hear Press Secretary is one of the new player classes available. And Vice President.
Hey Scottie,
As soon as you get Rich Gannon’s cock out of your mouth, you should go on a real news program, like, oh, never mind.
Back to the stupid fonts again, I see.
Like fleas deserting a sinking dog.
I wanna play! Post my comment! Rabble rabble!
Poor, sad indignate man. Why does the world hate him so?
@edgedrifter: …I hear the Vice President class has an impervious defense technique that transport it to a “Secure and Undisclosed Location”
New White House rule: tell-all memoirs can only be published through the Wonkette comment system.
That ought to hold the little bastards.
What an attention craving, gay lumberjack. All I Heard was “buy my book” repeated multiple times. She was like “why now?”. JUST SAY IT BITCH! Why beat around the bush? Why not just call him out for being a pussy who is only trying to sell a book and if he REALLY gave a shit he would have done something about it back then. Was that hard?
he had to do something after his gig as the deputy on “Jericho” went to shit
I keep telling you people: We take this fat little weasel into a dark alley and cap two into his ear.
Heck, you can buy a suppressed Ruger .22 cal. pistol over the counter in Utah.
And if that’s too high tech for you weenies, we could always hit him in the back of the head with a claw hammer.
Then . . .On To Scooter Libby’s house!
FOR FREEDOM!
i just can’t get over the shock of seeing his face and not wanting to rip it off
“These… words didn’t come to me easy.”
Or even easily. Because he turned away from intelligence.
http://speaker.house.gov/contact/
Dear Speaker Pelosi:
Some people are saying that you will not prosecute because then it would implicate you in war crimes. I don’t believe this is true.
Regardless, based on new information from President Bushes close friend Scott McClellan, you need to impeach.
McClellan has just given you all the evidence that you need. You will never have more of a unanimous public.
It is unfair of you to put the responsibility on the next president to investigate the crimes of this administration. You may even be putting his life in danger.
You will be forgiven for being misled, we all were. By not prosecuting, you are opening the door for more criminals to plan taking over the white house, committing crimes, and pardoning everybody so they can get away with their crimes. If you don’t impeach now it will send a clear message that this sort of thing is allowed.
Someone had the guts to go after Nixon for lesser crimes.
Will you please do the right thing, and stand up for America?
-RobPetrified,
Wankers Club, FL
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If Scotty ends up hanging from a post in his mothers shed we know there is a problem.
Interesting how the liberals who called him a “paid liar” now hail him as a fountain of truth.
Hypocrites.
Your hate will kill you.
Oracle,
Where exactly are those libs who call him a fountain of truth?
Are they here on Wonkette?
Finally Saint Peter will offer Scotty McFuckfuck the keys to heaven. Your book will be #1 with Paultards, but thank you for coming out of the closet FINALLY.
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