• February 15, 2012
JON STEWART

Bitter Old White Barbara Walters vs. Barack Obama

by Ken Layne

11:38 am June 5, 2008


Barbara Walters is so senile that she can’t remember hosting her ladies teevee show, The View, with Barack Obama. [Comedy Central]

{ 15 comments }

NoWireHangers June 5, 2008 at 11:42 am

She’s just mad because he’s the one black senator she won’t be able to sleep with.

Texan Bulldoggette June 5, 2008 at 11:44 am

That’s because all black people look alike. She thinks Shari Sheppard & Whoopi Goldberg are the same people who just change seats every so often.

choinski June 5, 2008 at 11:45 am

Maybe when he was on she thought he was Sen. Edward Brooke.

blogfather June 5, 2008 at 11:45 am

bawbwa hosted the view with Bawock Obama?

ForeignSickSpecialist June 5, 2008 at 11:46 am

…or hasn’t she?

mookworthjwilson June 5, 2008 at 11:46 am

[re=7918]NoWireHangers[/re]: She only sleeps with Black REPUBLICAN Senators from Massachusetts…not exactly a common commodity…

Darehead June 5, 2008 at 11:48 am

Film version of Wah-wah’s book, Audition, is just about the scariest movie I’ve ever seen. Ah-hah-hah-hah (wah wah laff).
http://www.amazon.com/Audition-Uncut-Special-Ryo-Ishibashi/dp/B0009WFEDC/ref=ed_oe_dvd

Godless Liberal * June 5, 2008 at 11:49 am

[re=7921]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: And both of them are Star Jones.

bitchincamaro June 5, 2008 at 12:05 pm

First of all, she lied. She’s interviewed all the presidents.

Second, why is she hiding her rack?

Bypartizoa June 5, 2008 at 12:07 pm

I’m surprised she didn’t think she was being interviewed by Ben Stiller.

shortsshortsshorts June 5, 2008 at 12:25 pm

Wha Warwra wiz wrying to say wiz that warry wiz not wawreeawle with wus.

AxmxZ June 5, 2008 at 12:27 pm

She doesn’t remember him because in her mind, the episode had been filed away under “the one with some hyper-fem bimbo guest.”

loudmouthredhead June 5, 2008 at 12:32 pm

B-”Momar, why you so cray-zee?!”
K-”Bwa hahaha”
B-”You SO compelling, and strong, and funny….mmmm”
K-”Ba Ba Wa Wa?”

Not_So_Much June 5, 2008 at 12:56 pm

[re=7932]bitchincamaro[/re]: She’s hiding the rack because it takes so much time to roll them up into a ball and arrange them in the cups. If you don’t do it right, one of them will look like a streamer.

Easier just to wear a reinforced Nehru jacket that can also hide the pulleys and cables holding her face in place.

KaLiBLeeK June 5, 2008 at 3:05 pm

[re=8026]Not_So_Much[/re]: Many thanks for the nightmare fuel.

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