He may be the underdog here at home, but he’s winning hearts and minds in the land of delicious beer. Hat tip to reader bitchincamaro. [Prague Post]
John McCain Is President Of Czechs!
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Charles Gibbson to interview John McCain?
Must remember to remind my wife the sound she hears is not cable company static but a Huge Sucking Noise.
“Pictures show Železný Brod school head slapping student”
That’s the headline…WTF? Walnuts! should run in the Czech Republic then!
A lot was lost in translation. 1492 wasn’t how many votes McCain received, it’s the year he was born.
To declare John McCain winner of this poll is totally bullshit.
Ron Paul was not included.
And where are the results from Balenzlovakia? Because, in a true democracy, you have to have Czechs and Balenzes.
McCain may have the Czechs, but Obama’s got the cash.
or: McCain is writing Czechs his ass can’t cash!
or: My campaing fund can’t be broke! I still have Czechs left!
Or better yet, that’s a lot of Czechs for McCain to cash.
Okay, I’ll stop now.
@Domestic Goddess: I don’t mean better as in superior. I meant to say Or, even still,
I need to go add Bailey’s to my coffee.
[re=8958]Humble Pi[/re]: He was actually born long before that. 1492 is the year he was discovered.
Bets on how long until Hillz declares herself president of all Czechs?
[re=8964]Humble Pi[/re]: Czech that shit.
[re=8969]Godless Liberal *[/re]: That was when Columbus stuck a maple walking stick up Juan’s ass and called it Macaroni? Yeah, I slept through History class…
[re=8972]TJBeck[/re]: Sorry, just doing a sound Czech. Czech, Czech, 1…2…3…
[re=8960]Humble Pi[/re]: Ewwwww! That was a good one!
Oddly-worded: “Who are you voting for?” not “which candidate do you favor?” oh well, it is a great place, and yes, they have good beer. very good beer.
heh – http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/198945.php
DUDES! We should like totally backpack around the Czech Republic and like drink beer and stay in hostels and shit! I hear the beer is like 50 cents a pint there!
/every dumbass college student ever
Sure, Prague, but who won the poll in Yerevan?
Meanwhile 2/3 of Czechs didn’t vote for him.
Isn’t Checkoslovakia where those Hostel screaming-girls-chop-up documentary films were made?
Ah, well. The Czech Republic does have a lot of landmarks which are as old as John McCain. Must be ‘Old Europe’ who’s voting for him.
I trust that, as a reciprocal gesture, I will get asked who I plan to vote for in the next Czech general election.
[re=8986]choinski[/re]: And Hillary is STILL winning the popular vote!
[re=8983]TJBeck[/re]: Finally, something McCain doesn’t mirror dubya on. Juan is too old to give up golf for Iraq.
Personally, I like the frosting on the outside.
Are those polls anatomically correct?
[re=8990]WadISay[/re]: Will you support the Česká strana sociálně demokratická candidate or the Občanská demokratická strana candidate?
Czech Republic is a caucus state, doesn’t count. Plus, it’s the one place in the world where Hillary wasn’t born.
Can John McCain say strč prst skrz krk three times fast while drunk? Thought not.
[re=9001]MathewBrooks[/re]: The one with the old, bitter babushkas.
[re=9010]gurukalehuru[/re]: Where have all the vowels gone?
What’s up with the “Rodham”? Are there other Hillary Clintons running for president, so we need it to keep them straight?
Czechs have a propensity for ass-kickin’. If Obama wielded his new maple Cane-O-Pain like a hockey stick, those numbers would weigh in his favor.
[re=9032]Servo[/re]: High sticking or body Czeching?
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
[re=9020]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Apparently, the Rodham’s have a huge following in the Republic. Unfortunately, it still didn’t skew the results enough in her favor. Next time they’ll have to add Obama’s middle name.
…congratulations WALNUTS! you have just won the presidency of the most IRRELEVANT country in the world!
[re=9047]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
they did kick our asses in the last World Cup…
Well, we have our answer to that scene from “Stripes”: It’s definitely not like going into Wisconsin.
[re=9073]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: Being the D-Day anniversary, let’s also not forget the Poles and Czechs in British Spitfires that shot down countless Nazi aircraft.
[re=9073]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: …who didn’t kick our asses in the last world cup?
[re=9103]Servo[/re]: …fine, fine, fine we will give them a few electoral votes in the general election to show our appreciation.
i prefer to see the glass 2490/1492ths full
the above ratio assumes 2490, carry the bitters. math is hard
Finally, Cyndi McCain’s beer distributorship connections pay off.
McCain better Czech himself before he wrecks himself.
I’m less surprised that John McCain leads in this poll than by the fact that 4,000 people in the Czech Republic have Internet access (I’m assuming 18 people didn’t weigh in because they have yet to discover that one can use the Internet to access things other than man-on-bear porn from the former Soviet Union).
[re=9526]NebraskashireGentry[/re]: URL?
You forgot Poland.
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