Here’s everybody’s favorite Democrat, Vinegar Joe Lieberman, talking in that repulsive slimeball Holy Joe voice about the “advice” he gave Barack Obama, even though Obama is black. [YouTube]
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Is he finally dead?
…if screaming “not the face anywhere but the face” counts as advice.
No, I proudly voted for George W Bush in 2000! Ha! Shows you!
[re=19280]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: …either that or taking a dump!
I’m glad the press has stopped concentrating on Chris Dodd’s failed presidential bid and has started concentrating on Joe Lieberman’s failed vice-presidential bid.* Yep, we sure have a bunch of ambitious fucks in CT.
*Just kidding, the press never concentrated on Chris Dodd, even though he once dated Mick Jagger’s daughter, true story.
[re=19284]Spence[/re]: ….Ken I got someone for you to test your new IP banning toy on!
[re=19285]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Through his mouth>?
Joe Lieberman – the exemplar of why party politics sucks.
Joe’s drinking the bong water again.
Never seen a face so asking, nay longing even, for a bus.
[re=19285]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I’d go with taking a dump.
Hey! Lay off the guy. How often do you get the chance to fuck up an entire election? Well, if you’re not Ralph Nader I mean….
Is it me, or is his voice worse than Hillary’s? Every single word he says comes out in that whiny voice, the voice that kids use when they’re saying, “Mom, Randy hit me and it really hurts and it’s not fair!”
It is impossible for anyone to take advice from the father on Alf.
He does kinda favor the star-fetus from 2010.
I told everyone to vote for Ned Lamont…
Off Topic Confession:
Ron Paul was on Morning Joe today… and he was totally making sense.
Am I doomed forever?
[re=19321]Uncle Al[/re]: Can’t wait for Al Franken to get to the Sen and imitate Sleeperman on the floor: “What’s wrooooong Jooooooooe?”
The first time my wife ever saw this jagoff on TV, she turned to me and said “I bet he’s got the worst morning coffee breath in the history of the world.” So now I just call him Coffee Breath Joe, and it works for me. I hate the guy and his stupid face and stupid no-balls whining voice.
[re=19328]The Real JR Revisted[/re]: only if you think Joe was also totally making sense. If that is the case, proceed directly for your lobotomy.
If you call being a thin-wristed, smirky Gahdawful whatevah living, then yes, life does go on.
I hate you Joe Lieberman. I really do.
yeah, most people did vote for him. fucking ingrate.
We need to find him and McCooky a nice bench in front of the entrance to a gated community in Florida and they can just sit there and fade fade away.
@Anita Cocktail: Excellent call on the Alf connection…
Seems like they have a lot in common
http://alfsdadisahomocrackhead.ytmnd.com/
[re=19335]RuperttheBear[/re]:
Beat me to it. But I am happy to pile on this piece of
shit. So to speak. Fuck. U. Joe.
…and I didn’t like him in 2000 either…
Ha ha, Ken, you voted for McCain! (Just kidding, Lieberman is far worse.)
Joe, you are still in office, so I assume you still have enough wacky constituents for whom “life simply goes on.”
My life just “goes on” too, after 7 1/2 years of GWB.
cumshot
I confess I don’t know much about Joe Lieberman, so I can’t snark him very well, but then I can’t snark anyone well…YET. But I catch on fast so watch the fuck out. Oh yeah, I can pick on Lieberpussy’s voice. WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HIS FUCKING VOICE? What is that? Some Elitist Preparatory Blueblood Wussyist dialect? I’d bet a dollar to donuts Joe Lieberman got his lunch money taken away every fuckin’ day at Stanford High School. He should have an operation to fix that. If no operation exists, just REMOVE HIS FUCKIN’ VOICE BOX so I never have to hear that snivilin’ plaintive whine again.
Can w confidently call this his “O” face?
Quick! Someone put his hand in a bowl of warm water. Then find McWalNutz to procure a Depends to wipe up the mess that leaks out of the top of his shoes.
It’s either his “O” face or the preface to a violent seizure.
I’ve tried to expel the radioactive kernel of hatred for Joe that is perennially present in my cranium. But, as soon as I hear that voice, and look upon those shifty reptilian eyes that belie the droopy, jowly, hangdog face, my inner voice begin to scream “Impostor! Sham! Fraud!” There’s some sinister in those eyes.
Btw, nice alt. text.
[re=19371]stinkhairstu[/re]: was this accidentally typed into the wrong window? If so, then I’m vicariously sorry that some cam boy in Thailand was made to receive a snarky comment about our DINO neocon brother meant to go here, even if it did somehow make reference to “assfucking”.
[re=19294]eatsshootsleaves[/re]:
…and fucked my sister-in-law! True story.
[re=19392]bitchincamaro[/re]: I hope that was before she was your sister-in-law?
[re=19422]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Either way it’s probably an interesting story.
I can’t see Lieberman, without thinking of Jon Stewart’s impression of him. He’s as preachy and self-righteous as the fucking GOP – he should just switch parties and be done with. Cunt. No I take that back – cunts are useful.
[re=19332]Dave J.[/re]: I always guessed that Rudy had the worst coffee breath ever, but, you’re right–it’s gotta be Joe.
[re=19489]Darehead[/re]: CONSPIRACY!!
“THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN IS YOU DON’T WIN”? Oh my god, what country does Grandpa Joe live in? Losing the election isn’t even among the 10 Worst Things that could happen to Obama over the next few months. In fact, taking advice from Joe Lieberman is on that list, as is Stuck in an Elevator with Joe Lieberman, and Listening to Joe Lieberman’s Favorite Sex Fantasy. Some of the others on the list include: W gives Obama a Nick-name; Dick Cheney Invites Obama Hunting; Bill O’Reilly Offers Obama Advice on Vibrators; and W Admits He Tried to Snort Drain-o on 9-11.
[re=19422]shortsshortsshorts[/re]:
about 130 yrs. ago. Yesh.
To: Sen. Lieberman (Asshat-Ct.)
Fr: America
Re: Wake the fuck up
America: Hey, Joe, wake up!!!
Joe: Whaa? Oh, sorry about that, just went to sleep. Something on your mind?
America: Yeah, Joe. You’re a total dick and a waste of protoplasm. Sweet dreams, you miserable turd.
He’s got a face only a set of nunchucks would love.
The video’s locked up. Looks like my McAfee Bullshit/Asshole guard is working!
Never cared for Joe Lieberman. His weakness probably cost Gore votes. What was Gore thinking?
[re=19667]jasonelias[/re]:
He was thinking Jew. Rightfully so, because he won the election.
Joe now? ? ?
Fucking Christ–er, Torah.
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