• February 14, 2012

So that’s John McCain on the left, you knew that, but who is that “elderly American woman” wearing the sunglasses indoors while posing for a photo? That’s Harriet Christian, the famous Hillary Clinton diehard who threw a fit at the DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee over its perceived bias towards the Democrats’ “inadequate black male” of a nominee, which landed her a Fox News appearance during which she said black people don’t even know why they voted for Obama. And now she will protest-vote for John McCain, who hosted a party for bitter Hilltards like Christian at his campaign headquarters over the weekend. They may look like a happy pair now, but soon enough she’ll be making wisecracks about his withering hair, and he’ll respond with a wisecrack of his own. [Via Kevin K. at Rumproast]

{ 66 comments }

AxmxZ June 18, 2008 at 6:49 pm

OMG, this is beautiful. Too bad MSM aren’t going to consider this newsworthy. You know, ’cause darkie Muslums aren’t involved.

DoctorCulturae June 18, 2008 at 6:50 pm

Now I have urp all over my Chinese food… Ah the humanity. Ah the dental work.

Gopherit v2.0 June 18, 2008 at 6:54 pm

Yup…..no “inadequate” black males at that party. Harriet can smell them a mile away.

And seriously, whatever lives in McCain’s cheeks is migratory. It’s all in his left cheek in that picture.

El Bombastico June 18, 2008 at 6:55 pm

That dude behind Walnuts is giving him “The Shocker” while his buddy takes a picture.

shortsshortsshorts June 18, 2008 at 6:55 pm

People may not know how to vote for Barry, but voting for WALNUTS is as easy as picking Barry on your Diebold machine.

Gopherit v2.0 June 18, 2008 at 6:56 pm

[re=19500]DoctorCulturae[/re]: No kidding. You think that picture will double as a Polident ad to help fund WALNUTS’ campaign?

jasonelias June 18, 2008 at 6:57 pm

McCain’s never looked so happy. McCain is and likes racistses!

ManchuCandidate June 18, 2008 at 6:58 pm

So, what was Barry up by in the last poll for NY? 12? 18? Nope up by 19.

Good luck with that Walnuts.

NoWireHangers June 18, 2008 at 6:58 pm

I didn’t know Mr. Clean knew the Crypt Keeper.

RacerMex June 18, 2008 at 6:58 pm

You think Harriet will lead a campaign to have Obama Impeached once he is president?

sleepy June 18, 2008 at 6:59 pm

dang, there really is no flattering angle vis a vis that freakish cheek. but at least his hair is better than hers…

masterdebater June 18, 2008 at 7:01 pm

Well, she doesn’t have to worry about HER reproductive rights, or going to Iraq, nor, apparently, her dignity. It seems like a perfect fit.

RaptorAvatar June 18, 2008 at 7:01 pm

They look like they’re about to make out in the back of a horse drawn carraige, each caress disloding another layer of dryrot from the other’s wrinkles.

Vanity Smurf June 18, 2008 at 7:02 pm

But how many times did he call her a cunt?

Gopherit v2.0 June 18, 2008 at 7:04 pm

[re=19503]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: I was wrong. There’s one black guy amongst the throng of Bitters. What’s up with that?
And why isn’t Harriet breaking out her pocket noose?

http://gallery.mac.com/macmaven#100031/IMG_0178&bgcolor=black
(He’s hiding behind Walnuts.)

norbizness June 18, 2008 at 7:05 pm

That’s a she? Not Jack Nicholson with an 18th century toupee?

Cathangover June 18, 2008 at 7:07 pm

Hey, where the fuck is McCain’s flag pin? Where in the fuck is it?!

Gopherit v2.0 June 18, 2008 at 7:08 pm

[re=19519]Gopherit v2.0[/re]:And an other? Though he looks like he’s part of McCain’s Secret Service detail.

http://gallery.mac.com/macmaven#100031/IMG_0165&bgcolor=black

I wonder what his secret service name is? Geritol? Ben-Gay? Walnuts?

shortsshortsshorts June 18, 2008 at 7:11 pm

[re=19527]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: All black people in WALNUTS photos are photoshopped in, except for Alan Keyes, who is of course a burn victim.

scotterl June 18, 2008 at 7:14 pm

[re=19517]Vanity Smurf[/re]: at least 1000 times too few.

Dave J. June 18, 2008 at 7:14 pm

This is like that Simpsons episode where Homer’s dad dated Marge’s mom.

bitchincamaro June 18, 2008 at 7:14 pm

First the Ghouliani/McPunk mutual hand-job; now the Hairball Christian
and Johnnie show? Stop! This is too much good news in one day. What next?

*panting for more*

Cathangover June 18, 2008 at 7:15 pm

Image 170, lady on right in one of those Dress Barnish Hillary shirts. It’s like a sympathy gangbang.

Accordion-o-rama June 18, 2008 at 7:16 pm

It must be love. In the photo McNuts looks 80-90 years younger.

Son of Mark Penn June 18, 2008 at 7:17 pm

You know McCain’s desperate when he’s doing campaign stops to firm up his support among thirty nut jobs.

ronaldpagan June 18, 2008 at 7:20 pm

OMG he is cavorting with racists now? I agree with everyone that this pic needs way more attention. After a night with John McCain and the useless piece of limp flesh he calls a penis, Harriet will learn the true meaning of “inadequate.”

Gopherit v2.0 June 18, 2008 at 7:22 pm

[re=19535]Cathangover[/re]: There are four or five Bitters with Hilary shirts and/or pins. They all look like they’re really embarrassed and excited at the same time….kinda like they’ve just signed up for Girls Gone Wild: Menopause Edition.

DoctorCulturae June 18, 2008 at 7:25 pm

Looks like there were a number of Bitters there and young’uns too attracted to that scary suit and tie from 1974. K Mart bluelight special I believe. Or is that Sears and Roebuck? Sorry not my oeuvre.

Gopherit v2.0 June 18, 2008 at 7:27 pm

And it’s weird, but there’s a certain “Weekend at Bernie’s” quality to all of Harriet’s pics.

ronaldpagan June 18, 2008 at 7:29 pm

[re=19540]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Girls Gone Wild: Menopause Edition. They just have to lift up their shirts to their belly buttons.

DoctorCulturae June 18, 2008 at 7:33 pm

Somebody needs to get to Hopey having him do something physical every day of the campaign. Riding the bike was good, shoveling sand for the floods in IA was good, b-ball always good. But I want to see him doing a lot of vital stuff McStiff can’t do.

Vanity Smurf June 18, 2008 at 7:33 pm

[re=19547]ronaldpagan[/re]: Hey! I have to read with these eyes!

AxmxZ June 18, 2008 at 7:36 pm

In other news, Larry Sinclair has been arrested in D.C. Apparently, it’s a bad idea to hold a press conference when there are several outstanding warrants for your arrest.

Gopherit v2.0 June 18, 2008 at 7:36 pm

[re=19548]DoctorCulturae[/re]: Like scratching his head? Satisfying a woman?

DoctorCulturae June 18, 2008 at 7:37 pm

I just have a feeling the MSM is going to make McJowls into the bionic man, like some ageless forest/military god in the Ray-gun tradition. Remembersss, it ain’t juss this here internets.

Gopherit v2.0 June 18, 2008 at 7:39 pm

[re=19547]ronaldpagan[/re]: Wow, low hanging breasts and granny panties with traces of “old growth forest” separated by 3 inches of pasty, wrinkled, liver-spotted flesh.

Thanks. Now I have my mental picture not the next time my wife asks if another woman is attractive. I’ll be very convincing.

DoctorCulturae June 18, 2008 at 7:41 pm

[re=19556]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Eggzulent my feline friend. Yeah, walking a straight line, walking without hunched shoulders, you know athletic stuff.

DoctorCulturae June 18, 2008 at 7:43 pm

[re=19561]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: just lost the rest of my dinner.

obfuscator June 18, 2008 at 7:46 pm

[re=19547]ronaldpagan[/re]:

When she was 27, Harriet got a strawberry tattooed onto her left breast. Now it looks like a jalapeno pepper. Heyyy-yo.

I sure hope Harriet gets to meet the “How do we beat the bitch?” lady at some point during her work on behalf of Senator Grumpus McJowlsby.

shortsshortsshorts June 18, 2008 at 7:47 pm

[re=19555]AxmxZ[/re]: You just made my day!!!

Brutus Harlot June 18, 2008 at 7:48 pm

I have lost any ability to snark when it comes to this woman. She is an opportunist who thinks her 15 minutes of fame is more important than the lives of American soldiers, American children, American women, Americans with no health insurance, Iraqis, Afghanis, Africans who will die of AIDS, and so many more people in our country and around the world.

Bypartizoa June 18, 2008 at 8:15 pm

They’re a match made in heaven!

kapish June 18, 2008 at 8:22 pm

It’s really nice when two old crazy people fall in love!

ronaldpagan June 18, 2008 at 8:25 pm

[re=19556]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Satisfying a woman LIKE ME! Seriously Bear-Bear…Larry Sinclair’s in jail now. Call me instead! I’ll bring the crack.

[re=19568]obfuscator[/re]: Hahahaha Grumpus McJowlsby…

[re=19571]Brutus Harlot[/re]: …and, very true.

crookedE June 18, 2008 at 8:37 pm

This has the makings of a HILARIOUS buddy movie.

obfuscator June 18, 2008 at 8:38 pm

[re=19616]ronaldpagan[/re]:

Did you see that Barry & Senator McJowlsby had a nice private chat before the Russert memorial service?

Barry: “Good to see you, Senator. How are you doing?”

McCain: “Do you know where the crapper is in this place? My daily Metamucil Bomb is kicking in… if you help me stand up, there’s a handful of Werther’s Originals in it for ya… ” farts loudly, rattling the pew

BrandonMills June 18, 2008 at 8:53 pm

“John McCain – Not a black man”

That’s about the only campaign slogan of his that isn’t based on lies…

shortsshortsshorts June 18, 2008 at 9:08 pm

What are Harriet’s views on assfucking?

AngryBlakGuy June 18, 2008 at 9:15 pm

…their combined age is “Jurassic”!

MoodProcessor June 18, 2008 at 9:20 pm

[re=19654]shortsshortsshorts[/re]:

It’s about time this conversation turned to assfucking. At her age, I bet Harriet couldn’t tell difference – extreme bitterness leads to nasty looking hair, a pungent odor, poor posture, and prolapsed lady parts.

Quacker June 18, 2008 at 9:33 pm

[re=19640]BrandonMills[/re]:

Oh, I don’t know about that. He’s from a long line of incestuous Mississippi slave-owning Navy assholes. Octoroon at the very least!

JSDC007 June 18, 2008 at 9:39 pm

She’s born to be a Republican. She has what all Republican women have – helmet hair that doesn’t move.

shortsshortsshorts June 18, 2008 at 10:35 pm

[re=19657]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Total, utter win.

[re=19658]MoodProcessor[/re]: But we have to keep in mind she hates the color brown.

Whore Diamond in the Rough June 18, 2008 at 10:50 pm

I don’t care what Stephanie Miller says, there’s just some Hillary supporters you DON’T want share the healing process with.

Harriet can keep her ass over on the Repub side.

Whore Diamond in the Rough June 18, 2008 at 10:51 pm

[re=19539]ronaldpagan[/re]: I doubt if there’s any horizontal cavorting. Harriet isn’t young, rich, and peagenty enough for him.

Johnny Zhivago June 18, 2008 at 11:01 pm

This is a photo-op people!!!

Exactly WHO in McCain’s road crew left his fucking stepladder on the bus???

ronaldpagan June 18, 2008 at 11:13 pm

[re=19697]Whore Diamond in the Rough[/re]: She actually kind of reminds me of Carol. Maybe he still harbors some regret about leaving her for the cunt and her beer money.

CometHasTheFloor June 18, 2008 at 11:27 pm

She wears her sunglasses at night
So she can, so she can
Stand up for women by
Disrespecting women’s rights

“While she’s deceiving me it cuts my security”

nyhfrog June 19, 2008 at 12:16 am

Look at McCain’s face. He is thrilled to have supporters like her.

He looks like he’s thinking, “I don’t have that much longer. Was it really worth it to consign my soul to hell for all eternity just for the nomination?”

schvitzatura June 19, 2008 at 1:15 am

Nothin’. There ain’t nothin’ in Room 237. But you ain’t got no business goin’ in there anyway. So stay out. You understand? Stay out.

RooseveltFranklin June 19, 2008 at 7:39 am

She keeps her Vagina Dentata in with Poligrip and douches with Efferdent.

TGY June 19, 2008 at 9:01 am

Bah, she was a McCain mole all along. I bet John has a lot of moles.

EnBuenOra June 19, 2008 at 9:13 am

So, does this make McCain the “adequate white male” candidate?

Reefpilot June 19, 2008 at 9:23 am

I think it’s nice somebody took the time to dig up Nancy Reagan and engineer this whole debacle.

lawrenceofthedesert June 19, 2008 at 11:56 am

Two of a kind — he’s as popular with Republicans as she is with Democrats.

Mediahohoho June 19, 2008 at 1:43 pm

BFM–Bigots For McCain.

Or is that redundant?

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