• February 9, 2012

EPIC FAIL HAXXORS!!!11!!
Hmm, tell us more about this “Obama Bin Laden.” He is the one plotting against ‘Nilla from a Pakistani cave while guzzling Chinese Communist ethanol, no? [BarackObama.com via Jennings Rampage]

{ 34 comments }

EnBuenOra June 23, 2008 at 9:31 am

Is this a search & replace function / spell-check gone too far?

Or are there two dangerous bin Laden’s on the run in Pakistan?

Godless Liberal * June 23, 2008 at 9:32 am

Someone has their spellchecker trained just a leetle too wel.

Godless Liberal * June 23, 2008 at 9:34 am

[re=22106]Godless Liberal *[/re]: Shut up. Just shut up. I know, okay? I know I messed that up.

WadISay June 23, 2008 at 9:41 am

Obama can address this on his fightthesmears.com site.

mookworthjwilson June 23, 2008 at 9:45 am

Speaking as an ardent supporter and practicer (is that a word?) of white guilt, ‘nilla don’t cut it. ‘Nilla ass ‘nilla does not sound as good as cracka ass cracka…Thus, I think cracker or cracka, whould be the preferred offensive term for white devils such as myself…

Q2 June 23, 2008 at 9:46 am

Well that settles it TerrorBarry quite contrary. Loose lips sink ships (of state).

Canmon (the Inadequate) June 23, 2008 at 9:56 am

[re=22119]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Plus, this is what vanilla really looks like:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla

Godless Liberal * June 23, 2008 at 9:59 am

[re=22130]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: And vanilla pudding is yellow, which tells me that perhaps it could be used as a slur against our Asian friends. You want to talk about a bloc of humanity that is sorely lacking any quality catch-all pejoratives, I think we need to put some funding into better and more efficient ways to insult Asian peoples. White folks are increasingly ensuring that the best way to insult white people is by simply calling them “white people”

mookworthjwilson June 23, 2008 at 10:03 am

[re=22135]Godless Liberal *[/re]: Well at least for certain Asians, you can ask walnuts about some good names for them…

Elitist Republican Tard June 23, 2008 at 10:03 am

I don’t get it. Can someone explain?

Walter Sobchak June 23, 2008 at 10:10 am

Problem with “Cracker” is that in this part of the world, it’s not a bad thing, it’s Florida slang for someone whose family has lived here since, say, before WWI or so. Typically those folks are descended from the real Crackers, who left the South in opposition of the Civil War, but went South instead of North, way down in the swamp where no one knew or cared they were there, and left them alone. Most were actually anti-slavery, or at least, anti-getting shot by a musket or whatever they had back then. So, “Cracker”=Good; “Cracka-ass-Cracka”=Bad, but funny. There’s my history lesson for the day.

Botswana Meat Commission FC June 23, 2008 at 10:17 am

I voted for calling us “Altoids.” That was just pure genius.

Not that I don’t like ‘Nillas….

Mr Blifil June 23, 2008 at 10:26 am

Next we’ll be hearing that sometimes his Baby Mama “accidentally” substitutes the “B” for an “S” as she cries out the candidate’s name in the deepest throes of connubial, monogamous pleasure. Though I imagine the effect on his performance at that moment would be akin to a fistful of Icy Hot applied to the perineum. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

AngryBlakGuy June 23, 2008 at 10:28 am

[re=22153]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: …personally I like to use classic terms like:

-Redneck
-Whitey
-Cracker
-Mayonnaise
-White Bread

and my personal favorite: HONKY!

Servo June 23, 2008 at 10:37 am

[re=22161]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
What about haystack?

Q2 June 23, 2008 at 10:37 am

[re=22153]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: I be usin’ “The Other White Meat” or “TOWM” for short.

wheelie June 23, 2008 at 10:46 am

[re=22161]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Does anyone say Ofay any more or is it considered quaint?

nhunter June 23, 2008 at 10:56 am

[re=22161]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I asked my daughter what the black kids in her middle school call the white kids when they’re mad at them and she said “cracker” or “white boy/girl.” Just goes to show it’s not what you say, it’s the way you say it.

mookworthjwilson June 23, 2008 at 11:01 am

[re=22143]Walter Sobchak[/re]: Thanks. I am a better person for reading that.

mookworthjwilson June 23, 2008 at 11:03 am

[re=22161]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Mayonnaise…I like it…never heard it before…but I like it…combines appearance with a stereotype (only white people like mayo, supposedly.)

AngryBlakGuy June 23, 2008 at 11:03 am

[re=22177]Servo[/re]: [re=22183]wheelie[/re]: …WoW, I knew I left a few out! Definitely vintage.

AngryBlakGuy June 23, 2008 at 11:08 am

[re=22192]nhunter[/re]: …being that my parents are from Africa I was actually insulated from a lot of the really nasty racism up until middle school. I had NO IDEA what “n@gger” meant until I was 8 or 9 and white child called me it. I had to go home and ask my mother what it meant.

Servo June 23, 2008 at 11:08 am

It’s not even July and I’m already fucking weary of this typo.

Servo June 23, 2008 at 11:10 am

[re=22201]mookworthjwilson[/re]:
See Martin Mull’s “History of White People in America”. Laughed my ass off. You’ll never look at mayonnaise the same again.

artbot2000 June 23, 2008 at 11:15 am

[re=22140]Elitist Republican Tard[/re]:

Isn’t that spelled “Thard?”

artbot2000 June 23, 2008 at 11:27 am

Re. the racial insult thing: I know it’s a tad cumbersome but my vote is for “Scientologist,” as in “hung like a scientologist” or “dances like a scientologist.” This can also be deployed along the gay/straight frontier, as in “matches fabrics like a scientologist.”

So it’s at least a twofer, and quite possibly of universal value, particularly what with Chef being a Scientologist and all…

gurukalehuru June 23, 2008 at 11:29 am

Melanin deficient?

tunamelt June 23, 2008 at 12:03 pm

I still prefer whitey.

AxmxZ June 23, 2008 at 12:03 pm

What about Casper? Anyone say that anymore?

MoodProcessor June 23, 2008 at 12:25 pm

[re=22226]gurukalehuru[/re]: UV Challenged

donner_froh June 23, 2008 at 1:53 pm

[re=22161]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: “Gray boy” was used on the southside–but that was quite a while ago.

vicuna June 23, 2008 at 2:18 pm

Mayonnasian has a ring to it. I am of the mayonnasian persuasion, a rhymin’caucasian.
Okay, I’ll just stop there.

Dissimulation June 23, 2008 at 5:31 pm

Well it might be a dissimulated message…

bostonfern June 24, 2008 at 12:54 am

I vote for snowball.

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