• February 11, 2012

The one crime he never committed.Talk about guilt by association! Mouse over the name of a convicted child rapist and what pops up? The photo of America’s favorite drunken uncle, Ted Kennedy, who was never once convicted of such a crime. FOR SHAME, YAHOO, HE HAS CANCER AND EVERYTHING. Thanks to Wonkette Mouseover Outrage Operative “Bobby” for bringing this grave injustice to our attention. [AP via Yahoo]

{ 36 comments }

nbawriter June 25, 2008 at 11:38 am

Wow, Yahoo has a psychic server that can point to the real purveyor of crimes … a regular Pentium Mason.

ManchuCandidate June 25, 2008 at 11:40 am

I guess that’s why I keep seeing David Vitter on Pampers Ads.

AxmxZ June 25, 2008 at 11:43 am

When the article deals with a criminal named Patrick Kennedy, the Supreme Court opinion is written by Anthony Kennedy, and the whole thing is avatared by Ted Kennedy, a healthy question arises: WTF is up with all the Kennedies?

Outstando June 25, 2008 at 11:43 am

At least he didn’t drown a woman and then try to cover it up. What? Okay, so there’s this family of traveling vaudevillians, pitching their act to a booking agent…

SayItWithWookies June 25, 2008 at 11:44 am

The Yahoo servers have been discombobulated ever since they heard that R. Kelly was running for Senate.

Godless Liberal * June 25, 2008 at 11:46 am

This is just like how everyone blames 9/11 on bin Laden’s namesake, Barack bin Laden.

The Neoskeptic June 25, 2008 at 11:47 am

is every “wonkette operative” named bob, bobby, or some derivative thereof?

Botswana Meat Commission FC June 25, 2008 at 11:47 am

I always knew Patrick Kennedy was creepy, but wow. Now who will represent the good (ha, not really) people of Woonsocket, Pawtucket and Central Falls?

ColdCupofHope June 25, 2008 at 11:47 am

Heck’uva job, Yahooie!

Botswana Meat Commission FC June 25, 2008 at 11:48 am

This is what you get when you try to replace real live journalists with teh Googlez. Stop laying us off, fuckers!

nbawriter June 25, 2008 at 11:50 am

If you think that’s curious … when you scroll over Antonin Scalia’s name on that page, a picture of the Virgin Mary giving herself an abortion with a wire hanger shows up.

loudmouthredhead June 25, 2008 at 11:57 am

Geez, if you mouse over the “Hussein” in Barry’s name, do they show Saddam?

[re=24173]nbawriter[/re]: And if you scroll over Clarence Thomas’ name, it just pops up a note that says “See: Antonin Scalia, black version”

See Microsoft? Might actually be good you couldn’t buy Yahoo. Their search engines are worse than yours!

freakishlystrong June 25, 2008 at 11:58 am

[re=24173]nbawriter[/re]: Thanks, peed m’self at work again!

Deepthroat June 25, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Ted Kennedy also put down ‘Ol Yeller (and Bambi’s mom), willed the space shuttle Challenger to explode, and created Crystal Pepsi. What a monster.

mookworthjwilson June 25, 2008 at 12:04 pm

[re=24173]nbawriter[/re]: I have that picture in my living room. It’s a real conversation starter.

Jewdishoowary Square June 25, 2008 at 12:04 pm

Subtly?! Those mouse-over balloons are almost as jarring as a DC bus ride.

loudmouthredhead June 25, 2008 at 12:04 pm

[re=24182]Deepthroat[/re]: I KNEW it! Crystal Pepsi DOES give you brain cancer! It really is all connected!

ForeignSickSpecialist June 25, 2008 at 12:07 pm

[re=24154]AxmxZ[/re]: Just wait until the Dead Kennedies drop an album. How much confusion will that create for Yahoo? Serious.

weirdiowasculpture June 25, 2008 at 12:11 pm

But erroneous mouseover baloons are an internet tradition.

Canmon (the Inadequate) June 25, 2008 at 12:13 pm

The court ruled that the death penalty can only be applied to those who have killed someone. I can’t imagine what that has to do with Ted Kennedy.

Deepthroat June 25, 2008 at 12:18 pm

loudmouthredhead: It has all the great taste of regular Pepsi, without that troublesome opacity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgQx1fA3ZDc

shortsshortsshorts June 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm

This is better then those gmail ads where your friend talks about their new dog and there’s a link to “Find the best beastiality today” to the right of the screen. Ahhh, doubleclick.

Brutus Harlot June 25, 2008 at 12:30 pm

Even McCain fixes mistakes on his website within moments of them being posted on Wonkette. Get a move on yahooooooooooooooooooooooo.

SocialList June 25, 2008 at 12:56 pm

[re=24193]ForeignSickSpecialist[/re]: Kennedies?That’s hilarious.

It’s Dead Kennedys.

The plural of Kennedy is not Kennedies.Jello Biafra knows that.

Q2 June 25, 2008 at 1:04 pm

William Irwin Thompson wrote “In this world of information overload, the benumbed citizen no longer reads or thinks; he watches and feels,” which is the excuse I use for never reading anything, and the reason I completely unprepared to snark this post. So I’ll just say “YEAH…WHAT HE SAID…FUCK DAT!”

Cranky Little Camperette June 25, 2008 at 1:13 pm

[re=24193]ForeignSickSpecialist[/re]: Aw, man, why’d you have to go and invoke Yahoo Serious?

artbot2000 June 25, 2008 at 1:23 pm

[re=24155]Outstando[/re]:

Apparently I’m not the only one who decided to go off his meds last week.

ronaldpagan June 25, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Some radio station should celebrate this ruling by not playing a Dead Kennedys song.

donner_froh June 25, 2008 at 1:30 pm

To twist the knife a bit more an ad for “low cost life insurance” is next to it.

AxmxZ June 25, 2008 at 1:49 pm

[re=24261]SocialList[/re]: I like mine better. :)

masterdebater June 25, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Teddy Kennedy killed the Lindbergh baby!

Advocatus_Diaboli June 25, 2008 at 2:47 pm

That is one internet tradition I wasn’t aware of.

masterdebater June 25, 2008 at 2:56 pm

[re=24425]masterdebater[/re]:

Now that’s a cover-up. And proof that Teddy DID kill the Lindbergh baby!

bago June 25, 2008 at 3:11 pm

[re=24209]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: As someone who has to implement DoubleClick technology, let me be the first to agree.

hopeforbill June 25, 2008 at 9:33 pm

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Son.”

Unless you’re Teddy?

villageatrois June 26, 2008 at 12:34 am

[re=24261]SocialList[/re]: Yah, and East Bay Ray! Hell yah! Gotta admit, “California Uber Alles” was prophetic, and The Governator has followed. And “Too Drunk to Fuck” is timeless, like Teddy K.

Oh yeah… you get really ugly results when you mouse-over Jello Biafra.

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