Norm Coleman, the hobo senator from Minnesota, rents a basement room from a Republican campaign consultant so he doesn’t have to sleep in the back of a freight car when he’s in Washington. Senator Coleman is supposed to pay $600 a month in rent, but he missed a couple of payments over the past year because he is a degenerate as well as a hobo.
Senator Coleman’s landlord is a gentleman named Jeff Larson, whose employer has helped the senator with fundraising ‘n stuff. Also Larson is the chief executive of the Minneapolis Saint Paul 2008 Host Committee, which is hosting the Republican National Convention.
But enough about their completely above-the-board connections! Apparently this apartment is a frightful dungeon that would terrify all but the most desperate vagrants, and Jeff Larson is a monster:
“I rent a cramped bedroom from him, with no kitchen. … It’s a place to lay my head,” the senator told a reporter.
Somebody needs to notify the proper authorities that a Republican pervert is keeping an impoverished, starving senator in his basement Incest Dungeon, the end.
Coleman renting room from campaign consultant [AP]
Friendly Dealings: Will Norm Coleman’s relationship with a well-connected GOP operative hurt him in his tough battle for re-election? [National Journal]
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What would Babe the Blue Ox do?
Norm Coleman is married to a former model, which means he must be a pedophile trying to cover up.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/01/15/AR2008011503942.html
Talk about special favor, you cannot rent a basement apartment in Capitol Hill for less than $1000.
Someone might want to tell Sen. Coleman that there is an apartment building near Union Station he can live at for about $900/month, all utilities included. It is a little bit more, but you do get a small kitchen and bathroom. Oh, and you can have hookers/little boys/whatever over, instead of trying to sneak them into a basement.
Jaysus, Dogless, what a story!
“The challenge of an at-home blowout is what inspired Coleman to invent the Blo & Go, a hair-dryer holster.
For years, Coleman had been jury-rigging wire coat hangers into holders for her blow-dryer so she could use both hands to style her hair. “You go on a trip with senators and you have 45 minutes and you have to be ready to go,” says Coleman, who doesn’t have the luxury of traveling with a hairstylist. “Norm’s not going to blow-dry my hair.”
Norm’s not going to blow-dry her hair? WTF?
[re=25980]Doglessliberal[/re]: “You get blown…(out)…and then you go”…Which also is the slogan for Norm’s male hooker service…
Your move, Franken.
He’s actually renting out one of Kramer’s dresser drawers.
Oh, you just KNOW there’s more to this. Sort of like the photos of Rock Hudson in those 1950′s Hollywood gossip magazines with his “roommate”.
[re=25984]SystemError[/re]: He shares it with the Gimp.
“It’s a place to lay my head” is Republican code-speak for “Gay Love Dungeon.”
Did you say capitol hill basement dungeon!?!?! Hmm… I know where that is! I don’t think Norm’s getting a lot of sleep though. “Lay my head” indeed
[re=25992]SuperRounder[/re]:
Beat me to it.
Wonder if ol’ Norm sleeps in a black footlocker?
[re=25994]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: …I think “Lay my head” translates into: Giving blowjobs to guys who are sleeping.
[re=25986]artbot2000[/re]: to paraphrase Judge Smails…”How’d you like to blow my hair?”
I think Al Franken used to be funny. Maybe he can whip up a little YouTube parody of Coleman laying his head.
At least his dignity is the only thing getting cannibalized down there, as far as we know.
As a US Senator, Mr. Coleman makes $169,300 per year plus benefits. So what is he doing with the rest of his money? I realize that he has to buy hobo items, such as a stick with a bag on the end of it to carry on his shoulder. He also needs other items in his capacity as a degenerate, such as a set of electric dildoes in various sizes. But still, he should have a few bucks left over for better lodgings. Does he have a gambling problem, too?
holy hell, that is the longest story about nothing of any importance that I have ever read!
[re=26007]Aurelio[/re]: All his money is being used to prop up the Blo & Go empire.
God I love midwestern bears.
What are we talking about?
Norm used to think a Glory Hole had something to do with ice fishing. now he knows better …
[re=25996]Serolf Divad[/re]: I wonder who ends up being Butch and Marsellus Wallace in this situation. If I were a reporter, I’d look into how often Connie Mack and JC Watts visit Coleman’s place.
[re=26027]SuperRounder[/re]:
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpMarselluButch.jpg
[re=25985]Toonces[/re]: Link? I am apartment hunting. And need a place that is more centrally located. I find that little boys/hookers won’t always come out to the far end of Petworth.
[re=25980]Doglessliberal[/re]: Inventor of the Blo N Go, no less.
“Anything that helps the family and pays the bills is good” = Actual Quote.
Here’s the Blo & Go website:
http://www.bloandgo.com/Default.asp?bhcp=1
Endorsed by no less than the Hindu Goddess Kali.
Also, I’m disappointed that the one in this sentence appears to be the first Larry Craig reference in this thread
I can’t think of a better person to be beaten by Al Franken…, except for Bill O.
He could save $600 a month if they’d just green screen him into DC.
I’d like to get one of those for my wife. She is always complaining about something to do with hair drying. That might be what she is griping about, I can’t really say.
But I don’t want to support Norm Coleman in any way. What a predicament!
So both Norm and Laurie got green-screened into that big kitchen where the commercial was shot?
its nice to see Sara K. Layne again.
Why doesn’t he go room with Chuck Schumer and company? They can all eat cereal and Chinese food in their boxers together. At least he’s be with Democrats…
[re=26027]SuperRounder[/re]: [re=26075]graceless[/re]: Hawaiian pizza deliveries = smoking gun.
I guy told me Coleman’s roommate is terrorizing him. Holds his head in the toilet and gives him swirlies, and frogs his arms all the time. Thumps his tummy when he’s asleep. He crushes Norm’s raman noddles in the bags, hides his senator pants; stuff like that.
I always figured that Norm slept in a box like the main character on Profit.
Is that a senator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I heard he was moving up to a shipping pod.
[re=25992]SuperRounder[/re]: Can’t believe it took 10 comments before there was a gimp reference, this place is slipping. Can Marcellus send his boys to give Norm the “medieval” treatment?
[re=26213]LBOtomist[/re]: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed.
That’s Zed.
Only a matter of time before somebody wakes up with their dick in somebody’s mouth.
He doesn’t need much space, since his wife is only “green-screened” into the room and doesn’t actually ever visit him.
Ah Norm, you live in the basement cause your wife can’t stand you at home and doesn’t even want you in the doghouse in the same state! It’s so bad that you two can’t even do a commercial together. Makes me wonder what guy you’re sharing that apartment with on those cold nights.
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Quick question…is Norma’s real last name Goldman? Maybe he just doesn’t know where he is until he hears his last name pronounced. If this is true, this would boost his Republican credentials by the inclusion of buttsecks.
Is that Pharyngula’s PZ Myers in that picture with Normie?
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