• February 11, 2012
A PLAGUE OF JEBS

This Will Definitely Help Him Win Florida

by Sara K. Smith

11:41 am July 3, 2008

Jeb was always the Mexican Bush anyhowThanks to Wonkette Name-Change Operative “Scott” for catching this one. [Political Ticker]

{ 27 comments }

Texan Bulldoggette July 3, 2008 at 11:44 am

Well, in all fairness, even Jeb probably hates being a Bush these days.

Walter Sobchak July 3, 2008 at 11:46 am

If only Barry had a brother named Jeb who could draw a crowd, we could go 16 years!

SuperRounder July 3, 2008 at 11:47 am

Oh now that’s just sad. Can’t they get to the point and call him “Honky O’One Of Us” or something?

queeraselvis v 2.0 July 3, 2008 at 11:49 am

First, two officers were hurt last week when lightning struck between their motorcycles while on a training exercise.

That was no lightning strike. It was a warning shot from the Almighty telling the folks in Colorado Springs to man up and support Obama… or else.

nbawriter July 3, 2008 at 11:55 am

Barack Hussein Jebediah Obama is a secret Hasidic Jew Baptist Muslim Manchurian Candidate whose goal in life is to be a suicide bomber hell-bent on blowing up his sworn enemy: himself. The end.

Humble Pi July 3, 2008 at 12:07 pm

[re=29222]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Between the lightning strike and the motorcycle crash, I don’t think Colorado Springs’ God is very happy about Barry being there.

S.Luggo July 3, 2008 at 12:18 pm

The caption writer meant to say “Jebby” Obama. The confusion is understandable. To Coloradoans, them darkies look all alike: http://www.nndb.com/people/907/000103598/___jebby-bush-1-sized.jpg

V572625694 July 3, 2008 at 12:19 pm

[re=29236]Humble Pi[/re]: And God has His own freeway exits in Colorado Springs. They do love them some Jeebus there. Scary.

Reefpilot July 3, 2008 at 12:21 pm

So much going on in this picture.

To the right, behind an adobe wall and police tape, sit the masses. To the left lies the collective West as depicted by a barren hill with promising scrub oak and various desert brush– on with the wagons, manifest destiny, the Oregon trail.

Between the two stands a man with his hand outstretched not unlike God, police security, and a squad cruiser.

Guppy06 July 3, 2008 at 12:21 pm

Wait, are we talking about the name change, or the wall to keep the Mexi… er, Cubans out?

Canuckledragger July 3, 2008 at 12:22 pm

Well, if we’re gonna get all Biblical, given his acrobatic policy position performance of late, shouldn’t Hopey maybe change from Barack to WinkinBlinkinandNod?

ForeignSickSpecialist July 3, 2008 at 12:23 pm

I think they meant “Jab” Obama.

Combover July 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm

It looks like he’s part of a polar bear (oops) brown bear exhibit at the zoo.

PioBaroja July 3, 2008 at 12:29 pm

Colorado is a place of profound spiritual change for many. Barry Hussein went there and traded his heathen name for a good biblical one, Jeb. Ted Haggard went there and was transformed from a meth huffing bottom into a god fearing reborn heterosexual. James Dobson, from what I understand, liked to do lines of coke off of the engorged breasts of underage Moldavian sex slaves before discovering Colorado Springs. It’s the mountain air.

shortsshortsshorts July 3, 2008 at 12:29 pm

I’m sayin’ it.

Jeb didn’t suck that much as a governor, at all (awaiting wrath of Floridian scum).

AngryBlakGuy July 3, 2008 at 12:30 pm

…if he really wanted to win Florida he would change his name to Barack Hernandez Finklestein!

donner_froh July 3, 2008 at 12:31 pm

The only place they could find to have a political rally was an embankment next to an abandoned road? They really role out the red carpet in Colorado.

columnv July 3, 2008 at 12:49 pm

Why is Barry standing in a drainage ditch?

AxmxZ July 3, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Jeb’s the smart one!

weirdiowasculpture July 3, 2008 at 1:07 pm

OgGodtheSlimSlackchickisbackandnowmyspacebarisstuckfromtehjism…

ALIVE! July 3, 2008 at 1:43 pm

[re=29273]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: You’re joking, right? He only looks OK compared to his brother.

AngryBlakGuy July 3, 2008 at 2:28 pm

[re=29273]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: …scum? Thank for the flattery; we are used to being called human excrement down here in Americas penis. And in regards to the “Jebster”, he was a rightwing piece of shit, that Im glad I no longer have to see on my teevee. As a college student in Tallahassee FL. I use to see him crossing the street to get to the capital all the time and you can only imagine the different kinds of vehicular CARNAGE I fantasized about when he walk in front of my car!

econdave July 3, 2008 at 2:28 pm

I’ll just use this as an excuse to link to my favorite picture ever.

http://www.counterpunch.org/noelle.gif

TGY July 3, 2008 at 2:32 pm

Maybe ‘Jeb’ means something in Kenyan, like ‘moran’ means ‘young bachelor warrior’. Hey, it’s a possibility.

DemmeFatale July 3, 2008 at 2:41 pm

C’mon, I can’t be the only one that was relieved not to see: “Jeb Osama.”

NedPepper July 3, 2008 at 4:52 pm

Maybe the officers should think about riding horses, it would say something about mounted police, no wait I’m from Washington state. Sex with horses here is legal, they made a movie about it. Lends a lot to Wilbur and Mr Ed’s relationship, oooooooooooooooooooh noooooooooooooooooo Wiiiiiilbur!

PissedOff July 6, 2008 at 2:10 pm

shortsshortsshorts: you’re right, as govrnor he wasn’t too bad. i can’t believe we actually agree on something.

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