• February 15, 2012

Here is a weird video from your Bloc Party. Is it about Barack Obama, a hairy crab-bull hybrid created from spare parts by evil ape scientists who make him into a Wii-powered Manchurian candidate so that they can take over the White House and bomb South America for its bananas? All signs point to yes. We would not have pegged the Bloc Party kids for Hilltards. Thanks to “Alex” for making us sit through four minutes of this insanity. [YouTube]

{ 26 comments }

ManchuCandidate July 18, 2008 at 9:45 am

I love you Dr Zaius!

RuperttheBear July 18, 2008 at 9:51 am

Don’t look for it, Taylor. You might not like what you find.

Deepthroat July 18, 2008 at 10:10 am

crab people…

MoodProcessor July 18, 2008 at 10:14 am

Surfenturf Smith/Evil Ape ’08 – “Smokin’ Banana Peels Sounds Like This.”

AxmxZ July 18, 2008 at 10:15 am

Is that Baba Yaga’s Hut-on-Chicken-Legs in the opening shot? I think it is…

kellygrrrl July 18, 2008 at 10:25 am

oh, I get it … more of that witty satire

Vewol Mevemont July 18, 2008 at 10:30 am

Take your stinking claws off me, you damn dirty crustacean/bovine/simian hybrid!

Darehead July 18, 2008 at 10:32 am

Our national astrologer, Nancy Reagan, informs us that the next period of mercury in retrograde is September 24 to October 15, 2008. Mercury is the big god-dude that rules over the mind’s processes, affecting those whose livelihoods depend on studying, communicating, politicking and snarking. So when Mercury changes direction we get something like a big national PMS.

So ya wanna avoid getting *mercurial,* which is, ya know, all Mcmoody, unpreMcdictable, and insanyMcCainy.

On the other hand, this might also be your chance to carpe diem and if the mad apish Frånkensteins do it right, establish change we can believe in.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello July 18, 2008 at 10:37 am

Sure that wasn’t a preview of the paultard anti-convention?

Serolf Divad July 18, 2008 at 10:37 am

This is… sort of… how hall I put it? The “New Yorker Cover” of political music videos.

AxmxZ July 18, 2008 at 10:53 am

[re=39248]Darehead[/re]: Astrological tidbit #456: When Mercury is retrograde with regards to Uranus, expect a doctor bill – someone just finished taking your rectal temperature.

Paultardville July 18, 2008 at 10:59 am

Get your hands off our Hopey you damn dirty apes!

Darehead July 18, 2008 at 11:11 am

[re=39272]Paultardville[/re]: And we don’t hear Hopey whispering, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?’

Lazy Media July 18, 2008 at 11:12 am

No, no, no. That’s not about the future. It’s a documentary about the Bush administration. A bit dry and academic, if you ask me.

JeffGoldblum July 18, 2008 at 11:12 am

Will someone please tell those damn stinkin’ Brits to git ert’ve urr pollerticks!!!

I can’t wait for Toby Keith rebuttal, though.

Darehead July 18, 2008 at 11:18 am

[re=39266]AxmxZ[/re]: Haha! The proverbial uranal probe! Unless you pronounce it urine-us, in which case the urologist has your whole doping, McD’s and std history.

somelegalbitch July 18, 2008 at 11:22 am

Well one thing’s for sure, Bloc Party still sucks. Look like crab, talk like people!

TGY July 18, 2008 at 11:23 am

This is why all Youtube servers should located, targeted, and blown up by the most powerful weapons available.

wx insider July 18, 2008 at 11:28 am

Maybe this the the change Hopey is talking about

Monsieur Grumpe July 18, 2008 at 11:29 am

Anyone know where I can get a giant vat of butter and a huge lemon slice?

Monsieur Grumpe July 18, 2008 at 11:37 am

Oh yeah? I’ll raise ya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnGPIMUnus

Guppy06 July 18, 2008 at 11:52 am

[re=39296]TGY[/re]: Can’t we just segregate this eurotrash stuff into different servers from our beloved Trunk Monkey videos? And then build a really big fence?

teebob2000 July 18, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Alex – you’re an asshole.

Guppy06 July 18, 2008 at 12:09 pm

[re=39308]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Disregard my last; bomb Europe.

Guppy06 July 18, 2008 at 12:21 pm

I’ll search the world over
for my angel in black…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MEVWHMaFR8

Quacker July 18, 2008 at 2:29 pm

[re=39308]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
Call….

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