Obamanomics is a book about how Barack Obama will make us all rich. Soapbama, brought to you by the maker of Scrubya, is a soap that smells of eucalyptus, spearmint, naked ambition, sex, and mobile phone holsters. Both will be on sale tonight at Vertigo Books in College Park, where Obamanomics author John Talbott will be doing a book signing at 7pm. Here is your chance to support local business, and buy soap! [Vertigo Books]
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Is that Barry’s face on the damn soap? Oh, some people’s genitals are going to get extra clean tonight!
The audacity of soap: that website is a whole cluster clean-bomb of puns!
John McCain’s campaign stated that John McCain was around when soap was invented so he doesn’t need to have a soap named after him. However, the campaign did state that a bar of soap made from Cindy’s latest lipsuction will be given to anyone who donates in real money and not rocks, shit or Palauian sand dollars.
It’s a totally organic experience.
[re=41012]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: Anything to make the hippies wash.
[re=41016]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
When will we get the TruckNutz exfoliating scrub?
Is the soap made from the tears of unicorns and the colors of the rainbow?
Don’t buy it. All the money goes to sponsoring Obama’s secret fight club.
one time i switched soaps and it gave me an allergic reaction that lasted a week. i have no doubt that same thing would happen with this crap eucalyptus soap
It’s ain’t genuine unless it smells of unicorns. Rainbows, I dunno.
Also, Obamanomics. Why didn’t *I* think of that. Damn, I’m lacking the entepreneur instinct.
[re=41045]TGY[/re]: ‘It’, even. Bah.
Not even the best soap can clean Barry of his ties to Al Qaeda.
Has anyone checked to be sure this soap is made entirely from pure organic and sustainably harvested products, produced locally by fairly treated workers, and packed in recycled paper that is printed with soy based inks?
[re=41045]TGY[/re]: Yeah.
But for some reason that Muppets song keeps goin’ thru my head.
Obamanomics! Doot doot do voodoo!
I’m going to wait for the official Obama Llama.
I’m just curious: What does “Shrubya” smell like? Dirty socks and stupidity?
Hope soap?
Hope Soap on a Rope?
[re=41090]Guppy06[/re]: Obama Llama Ding Dongs?
Extra filling.
[re=41092]wallythepug[/re]: And stale beer.
Any essence of ScarJo sweat?
This is just the preview to Obama NOM NOM NOM ics, his cookbook.
Is the soap guaranteed to scrub the black off?
Heyyyyyyyyy unfair! We’ve had our Obama HOPE ON A ROPE since the beginning of the year! And, despite McCain’s familiarity with soap (I’d say he’d invented it but I don’t think he’d be smart enough to do so), we decided to make an Old Man McSame soap also!
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