South Dakota Representative Stephanie Herseth Sandlin, née “Stephanie Herseth,” is married to former Representative Max Sandlin. The happy couple just announced they will be having a baby sometime in late December, and the child will be elected to the House of Representatives no later than early March. [Argus Leader]
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Wait wait…not only is there a DEMOCRATIC congressperson from South Dakota, but she’s cute?
Wait wait…not only is there a DEMOCRATIC congressperson from South Dakota, but she’s cute, too?
I’ll get the Internets right one day.
I would impregnate that! Sorry, had to be said.
[re=43400]MrAgro[/re]: I know right, most female democratic reps look like deformed man-beasts.
Best headline ever!
No
[re=43404]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: For some girls it’s either be a Democrat in the House or a high school gym teacher.
Wait, what is that on her lapel? What strange roundish flag is she sporting?! Curse you Stephanie Herseth Sandlin, you adorable [XENOPHOBIC EPITHET]!
she looks sorta sassy. but can she go get her hair did? i know she’s from one of those states no one remembers until a headline says south dakota, but still. she looks like steve nash. you can do better, herseth.
[re=43412]ChernobylSoup[/re]: You don’t know what’s good.
Well, naturally it will be a human baby, she’s a DEMOCRAT people!
I’d hit it with the force of ten thousand Bob Novaks driving Corvettes.
If the child is human then I guess it’s pretty much safe to say that Max Sandlin isn’t a Republican… Though I guess the fact that Stephanie is a woman also pretty much guarantees that Max isn’t a Republican.
[re=43421]jagorev[/re]: And then you’d claim you had no idea you hit that.
[re=43400]MrAgro[/re]: I’m suprised that there are any people at all in South Dakota, let alone cute female Democrats.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….TURN BACK THE WORLD….
Wait, doesn’t the Democrat-baby have to go to madrassa first for a few years and then work an internship at a Communist law firm before it can be elected to Congress? How else is it going to learn to hate America, except maybe at Nancy Pelosi’s teat?
Wow. Biker babes are cuter that I seem to recall.
I would like to also support the spectacularity of the headline.
[re=43399]MrAgro[/re]: I didn’t realize this site used the Joe McCarthy/Fox News epithet for Democratic members of Congress. How disappointing. I usually have more fun when reading Wonkette.
Why is she forgoing a wonderful opportunity to exercise her right to have an abortion?
[re=43442]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Dunno. I guess she’s pro-choice instead of pro-abortion.
It’s Barack’s baby. Immaculate conception!
[re=43421]jagorev[/re]: HA! Win.
[re=43446]WagTehGod[/re]: Um, clearly it’s another John Edwards love child (almost wrote “John McCain”…shudder)
Looks like Herseth did not keep herseth to Herseth.
[re=43444]Larry McAwful[/re]: That’s exactly the kind of slippery slope we have to watch out for.
“Do you have anything to add, Representative MILF?”
[re=43478]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Well, Herseth’s already lost to the pro-choice legions. How would you propose that others stand by your passionate support for abortion?
I’d staff her…
“Other women who have given birth while members of Congress include:”
Joe Lieberman
[re=43504]Larry McAwful[/re]: Some sort of once-a-trimester abortion party would be good.
She can impregnate me anytime………wait a minute…….. nah, I said it right.
[re=43536]SayItWithWookies[/re]: It’s good to stick to your guns. There’s no room for waffling here. We’re talking about taking lives; there should be no choice to be had. Once a trimester should make sure we get ‘em.
A CILF
How is it possible there was no Edwards joke in the story?
Here are two awesome pictures of the lovely Mrs. Sandlin:
http://hersethsandlin.house.gov/photos/012608_stockshow2.jpg
http://hersethsandlin.house.gov/photos/031808_diplomat1.jpg
I’d caucus her.
I’d go South of her Dakota anytime.
I’d climb on her Mount Rushmore.
I could go on forever, but I cant.
[re=43573]BadNewsJack[/re]: Here, let me try -
Filibuster? I barely knew ‘er!
I’d move her cloture
I’d introduce her to my minority whip.
Forget Barry. STEPHANIE FOR PREZ! STEPHANIE FOR PREZ! Okay, so I’m very shallow.
[re=43593]jagorev[/re]: I’d show her my platform plank and have her taxin’ and spendin’ like a new deal democrat!
[re=43403]AfghanVet[/re]: Hard to believe it wasn’t the first comment.
[re=43404]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Really? I was about to comment that on the positive side, at least the democratic women don’t have to shave around their adams apples, but I confess I haven’t spent any face time with a lot of them. If you want a real cute one, you have to find yourself a socialist babe, maybe even a commie. They cause global warming…in my pants.
[re=43557]heyzeus[/re]: She rides a horse! Sorry Kitty, you’ve been replaced.
Not only does she ride horses, but she lets creepy old guys with terrible teeth cup her
(no doubt luscious) ass during photo-ops.
Also, I’d let her cosponsor my bill.
So what’s with the pin on her jacket? It’s clearly not a flag pin … traitor!
What is the correct acronym, anyway?
Is it MOCILF (Member of Congress I’d Like To Fuck)?
CPILF (CongressPerson Id’ Like To . . . )?
RILF (Representative I’d Like To . . . )?
What? Help me out here!
I’d appoint her as my chief of staff.
She can raise my flag anyday.
She could pull my lever.
she can over-ride my veto.
What I’m trying to say is, I’d hit it.
I’d let her chair my sub-committee.
I’d lobby her hard and long.
I’d let her be sworn with her hand on my penis.
You get the general idea.
[re=43417]itgetter[/re]: That’s a pledge pin.
I’d be the chief Justice of her Supreme Cunt.
I’d like to appropriate her.
I’d like to have her in the oral office.
This is fun!!!
I’d let her increase my GDP.
She could fix my agenda.
Lobby this, bitch!
Like that?
She’s really…normal looking. And pleasant in appearance. Definitely a Dem.
I believe we have a possible Democratic VP candidate.
You all make me proud to be from her state. And let me assure you all that her haircut has gotten a lot better. And also, Max is a democrat so its all good. the child will be fully human.
Herseth’s pretty damn cute in that picture. Please run more Herseth pictures!
She is way too cute to be in Congress. Way to go, South Dakota!
I’d subpenis that.
She can be on my ways and means committee.
I’d stick my dick in her ass.
Shit! I did it wrong.
[re=43730]KevoTron[/re]: no words can express my disappointment and joy.
[re=43730]KevoTron[/re]: Winner!
I’d show her Hot Springs.
She’d nickname me Rapid City.
I’d let her widen my stance.
I’d let her strap a diaper on me.
I’d let her catch me with another dude on her bed.
I’d like to have been in a congressional page sex scandal with her
[re=43418]magic titty[/re]: Oh, no. She looks adorable. This is a much better cut than she had when she was running.
Must be all that time in my hometown of Sodom & Gomorrah, with all its evil metrosexual gay hairdressers!
Not that she wasn’t adorable then. The Great Orange Satan helped finance her initial run, and the boys went wild!
[re=43757]nbawriter[/re]: [re=43403]AfghanVet[/re]: [re=43421]jagorev[/re]: [re=43507]teh_heysoos[/re]: [re=43573]BadNewsJack[/re]: [re=43689]masterdebater[/re]: [re=43730]KevoTron[/re]: [re=43781]The Lucky Republican[/re]: I am aware of all Wonkette traditions.
PortlandSmartAss: It looks like a Member of Congress pin to me. I can’t say for sure since the resolution isn’t so good. Most Members wear them around the Hill. And she is actually cuter in person, believe it or not.
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