Check out the evolution of John McCain’s responses at an event today about whether he plans to raise the payroll tax. First: “You know I’m opposed to tax increases.” Then: “I think I can convince people on the other side of the table that we do not need tax increases.” Finally: “I have to be against tax increases, as you know.” Straightest talk of all time. Other famous McCain campaign responses to this question in the past have included that he would not raise this tax “under any imagineable circumstance” and “I don’t want tax increases. But that doesn’t mean that anything is off the table.” So he may have to raise taxes, but that wouldn’t be tax hike, because that’s what Barack Obama does, while shirtless. [Washington Post]
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Is that photo a depiction of what he calls “lobbying?”
…HMMMMMMM, mayonnaise sandwich YUMMMMMMM!!!
Don’t choke on it WALNUTS!, relax the gag reflect…
“The waitress said they call this ‘The Craig’. Now I see why! NOM NOM NOM”
It’s like he’s playing telephone, with himself, and then the voters alllllll the way at the other end.
Is this photo from one of those food eating contests? I mean how long is that freaking sandwich? He’s still got another six inches on the table. In your face Kobayashi U.S.A, U.S.A.!!!
This just in: Walnuts! demonstrates Republican values by deepthroating the biggest, deepthroatable object he can find.
Tube Steaks!!!
Wait, a minute, isn’t that a Larry Craig “SuperTuber”
It’s not a tax hike, it’s a tax shuffle with a walker.
It’s okay if he raises payroll taxes, because he won’t like it. Just like torturing Afghan farmers. And going to war with Russia over who-the-fuck-knows-what.
He’s still got another six inches on the table
And three more under it. Take that, Hopey!
“I have to absolutely inhale this tube steak, as you know.”
On the positive side, I didn’t think he could get his elbows that high.
“Senator, you say you won’t raise taxes, but your position seems to have changed.”
“My friends, I meant that…NOM NOM MMMPH”
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One hand is for guiding, and the other hand is for pushing.
So, we come to this. WALNUTS defending the inevitability of Abba and taxes.
…GEEZ LOOK AT THE CHEEK POUCH!!!! IT FEEEEEEEDS!!!
Since he will obviously be our next president, I request a photoshop of that sandwich as a kitten. We must uphold our traditions, you know.
[re=60949]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yeah, it’s just something he absolutely has to do but doesn’t really enjoy, like eating broccoli or teh butt sechs.
He’s just doing that to appeal to the base…or to proposition them? I’m not sure which.
This is making me hungry.
[re=60954]loudmouthredhead[/re]: Oddly, it also works as a Southwest Airlines “Wanna Get Away?” commercial.
Because that’s what Obama does, while shirtless.
Can we keep on this meme? And get photos?
[re=60953]Cape Clod[/re]: Well, you know he can’t raise his arms above his head. FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN!!!
[re=60966]pondscum[/re]: I really need to know Michael Phelps’ shirtless position on taxes.
Read my lips. No new CHOMP CHOMP MMMPH OOMF NOM BUURRRRRP!
[re=60969]tunamelt[/re]: “shirtless position”…is it getting hot in here?
Reminds me of my Aunt, Tia Big Lupe.
[re=60953]Cape Clod[/re]: *crack* “Ooh, that’s gonna hurt come winter!”
“Read my cheeks. No. New. Taxes.”
[re=60960]tunamelt[/re]: And auctioning his wife off to yuppie outlaw bikers.
Does “massive continental land war with Russia” count as an “imaginable circumstance”? Just curious.
[re=60971]pondscum[/re]: Tada!
i’m going on a tax hike this weekend.
does it kind of look like mccain is being forced to eat that sandwich? like maybe the pants behind him have a “gun” to his head? can i also just say that “nom nom nom” makes eating sound so adorable?
notice…there’s another dog in front of him.
He said peyote tax, not payroll tax. Open your ears, America!
That jowl-bulge must make it tough for McCain to do the pantomime blowjob thingy.
Someone told McCain their was a three-day supply of Viagra in every Oscar Meyer wiener.
[re=60984]tunamelt[/re]: He’s so goofy looking and yet so adorable at the same time.
[re=60931]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Breaking down one stereotype at a time.
[re=61073]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: …thank you, I try my best! *taking a bite out of a fried chicken leg*
[re=60996]pondscum[/re]: Are you talking about McCain? I’ve lost track.
He has about a cup and a half of broken glass on his hot dog! Did he pick that up in Hanoi? Did torture food become his comfort food?
What with McBush being surrounded by hot, thin, sweaty young Vietnamese boys for 5.5 years, it’s no surprise that he developed a taste for eating Asian.
What’s that John? Another order of cream of Sum Dum Goi? To go?
You do know that he was a sailor, don’t you.
Jerry w
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Shouldn’t they purée that sandwich with prune juice of something?
Gramps is gonna choke.
He doesn’t teh sexeh that “Barry” has when sucking off a hot dog.
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