• February 14, 2012


Well, this is … mature. Here is Michael Addis’ disgusting new comedy series about McCain’s idiot crime-fighting gal trio, the “McCaingels.” Pretty unsafe for work. But there’s finally a use for recordings of McCain jabbering about whatever “political positions” he has this week. [Atom Films]

{ 36 comments }

ManchuCandidate August 19, 2008 at 11:32 pm

I was waiting for the Lesbian scene and nothing. Damn you McCain, what the fuck kind of pr0n is this?

Oh, it wasn’t pr0n?

Aurelio August 19, 2008 at 11:38 pm

Wow, McCain has some hot foxes working for him. If I vote for McCain, will I get to have hot foxes too?

Neilist August 19, 2008 at 11:43 pm

Say what you will, but none of them are as fat as Drew Berrymore.

Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star August 19, 2008 at 11:49 pm

[re=63607]Neilist[/re]: ha ha.

That is all.

Darehead August 19, 2008 at 11:49 pm

It’s nice that Wonkette has some decapitation stories to pull out while we sit and sit and wait and wait for Godo–I mean, the veepmate.

I didn’t hear these McCaingels say anything about our Jeebus or the antiChrist or these United States. Can we be sure they are real?

Mr Blifil August 19, 2008 at 11:50 pm

Wake me when internet satire producers are able to afford union talent.

Mongo August 19, 2008 at 11:55 pm

I like their politics, but the movie sucks.

KittyKatMan August 19, 2008 at 11:56 pm

haha..i loved that he shot himself in the mouth at the end.
….almost too much.

sanantonerose August 20, 2008 at 12:07 am

[re=63605]Aurelio[/re]: McCain is one wild and crazy guy!

Perot le fou August 20, 2008 at 12:08 am

The fat guy is from cell phone commercials, you are welcomed.

Canmon (the Inadequate) August 20, 2008 at 12:13 am

Perhaps they could have picked a different position to satirize given that Obama also opposses gay marriage.

Advocatus_Diaboli August 20, 2008 at 12:14 am

I’m so much dumber for having watched that.

Fuck you Ken Layne.

No, really, fuck you.

AxmxZ August 20, 2008 at 12:15 am

Hurray for decapitating homos!

columnv August 20, 2008 at 12:21 am

wurst. film. evah.

Darehead August 20, 2008 at 12:24 am

[re=63621]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: If Obama had veeped by now, we wouldn’t have this. If Obama didn’t have a cold, maybe he would have the energy to announce the veep. If Obama hadn’t gone to Hawaii, he wouldn’t have a cold. If Hillary hadn’t made him so burned out, he wouldn’t have needed to go to Hawaii. If…

AnnieGetYourFun August 20, 2008 at 12:33 am

Am I the only one who laughed? Am I the only one who is drunk AND high?

dupontd August 20, 2008 at 12:46 am

That asian girl was a knockout, and clearly none of them are FOR walnuts

Richard Gozinya August 20, 2008 at 12:49 am

I interrupted watching girl on girl bondage pr0n for this? Oh, and how dare you accuse John McCain, a former prisoner of war, of inspiring horrible internet comedy films. He was a POW damnit!

POW

Darehead August 20, 2008 at 12:52 am

The appendage-checker should have been around for Crist’s wedding.

momentum57 August 20, 2008 at 1:04 am

and you thought that the conservative dry humor of Arthur Bach was a yawn well now you can see tasteless comedy is hard to pull off too. Thank you Pineapple Express and Tropic Thunder for showing how its done.

NO MR BACH! WE HAVE YOUR USUAL TABLE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT AT IT OR USE IT AS A TOILET! drunk degenerate aristocratic pompous ass

thwanger August 20, 2008 at 1:04 am
NotUrEvryDayWEzl August 20, 2008 at 1:11 am

[re=63632]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I’m drunk. I’ve been drinking since 7. It’s now 1. That’s six hours. And i thought this was the best movie ever ever ever ever EVER.

AnnieGetYourFun August 20, 2008 at 1:24 am

[re=63648]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: See, now we’re BFFs.

AnnieGetYourFun August 20, 2008 at 1:26 am

[re=63635]dupontd[/re]: Her tits were fucking AWESOME.

mattbolt August 20, 2008 at 1:32 am

I wish they would’ve gotten McCain’s Weather Girls to star in this. That old chick and the fat black one showed promise.

mothermaven August 20, 2008 at 3:11 am

[re=63632]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Yes, Yes, and Yes. Sigh.

Sabre_Justice August 20, 2008 at 5:19 am

Yeah, this pretty much sums up the McCain campaign.

gurukalehuru August 20, 2008 at 7:25 am

[re=63632]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I laughed, but I’m high,too.

gurukalehuru August 20, 2008 at 7:29 am

My favorite part was when they started kissing to try to blend in. I thought it was going to go that way,where they got all turned on and decided they dug it, and wound up rolling, naked, on the grass, tonguing (sp?) each other all over and moaning in ecstasy.
I eagerly await the remake.

Overall, I give it a 6.5 out of 10. I don’t know what that is in Whore Diamonds.

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez August 20, 2008 at 7:52 am

No comment.

RuperttheBear August 20, 2008 at 8:06 am

My sister in law is lesbernian, so I like to learn as many possible slang names for her as possible. This was very informative.

Pelagius August 20, 2008 at 8:43 am

No wonder McCain is ahead of Obama in the polls.

P.S. Suck it, America.

kudzu August 20, 2008 at 8:56 am

No sistas among the Angels? Typical.

The Real JR Revisted August 20, 2008 at 9:17 am

I had to turn it off at “clambangers”.

Jesus, who wrote this?

I Am Not Your Gary Busey August 20, 2008 at 9:31 am

[re=63677]The Real JR Revisted[/re]: Obviously it was written by Jonah Goldberg’s mother to fight the two following irrefutables:
1) That Jonah would never marry a real live woman.
1b) “No shikse is good enough for my darling Jonah.”
2) Jonah’s junk is actually of the “innie” variety.

KevoTron August 20, 2008 at 11:14 am

[re=63667]The Incomparable Tiny Valdez[/re]: I have no comment about your no comment.

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