• February 14, 2012
  • Barack Obama is quietly running attack ads in various battleground states. [New York Times]
  • Both candidates talked about abortion at the Saddleback Civil Forum on Saturday, and both revealed in different ways what terrible double-talking hypocrites they are about it. [Washington Post]
  • Maria Shriver is trying to convince still-smarting Clintards to come back to the fold. [Los Angeles Times]
  • The next time you come back into the U.S. after a long weekend in Montreal, remember that the government is recording your crossing and will store that information for 15 years…for your safety! [Washington Post]
  • Still, you can be glad that your border crossing is not like this Iraqi family’s trying to get into Syria for a vacation. [Wall Street Journal]
  • Biden Biden Biden! Will he be the veep nominee? Probably not, but the slot for Secretary of State is still open. [Wall Street Journal]

{ 11 comments }

Servo August 20, 2008 at 9:31 am

Lemme get this right. Plastering a happy sock is fine, but the nanosecond it touches an egg, it’s murder? How do the authorities establish the moment of conception without violating several rights of privacy?

irisheyes August 20, 2008 at 9:35 am

Sara, I noticed that you posted at 9:11. Some sort of insidious subliminal campaign to get Giuliani on the ticket?

HopeNutz August 20, 2008 at 9:42 am

Wow, I guess if you live in Iraq, then Syria *would* be a vacation in comparison.

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez August 20, 2008 at 9:49 am

Thank you to the American Apparel gods for the Unisex Pinpoint Oxford Shirt. That lucky Pierre ad was beyond the pale.

Godless Liberal * August 20, 2008 at 10:01 am

[re=63681]Servo[/re]: The authorities know when you’re going to get laid long before you know.

Servo August 20, 2008 at 10:05 am

[re=63693]Godless Liberal *[/re]:
Oh, right. The warrantless wiretapping.

Serolf Divad August 20, 2008 at 10:30 am

[re=63682]irisheyes[/re]:

Sarah is not guilty of succumbing to a pre-9:11 mentality, or even a post-9:11 mentality. Rather, she hits 9:11 right on the nail. In that way, she’s waaaay better than Giuliani.

DemmeFatale August 20, 2008 at 10:46 am

At last! An American Apparel ad I can ignore!

(What’s their thing with purple?)

SayItWithWookies August 20, 2008 at 10:49 am

“It’s just like before,” said a female traveler to her friend. “Nothing has changed from the Saddam era until now.”

Hey — things are as good as they were under Saddam! That means we win!

ElectoralGradStudent August 20, 2008 at 11:22 am

[re=63754]SayItWithWookies[/re]: More to the point, it means we can leave!

Lionel Hutz Esq. August 20, 2008 at 12:54 pm

Come on, you are coming back from Montreal. You might as well be going to France and helping the enemy! If Bill O’Reilly had his way, you would be shot on sight.

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