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Some TeeVee Creep Gets Close To Obama

by Ken Layne

1:01 pm August 21, 2008

Oh look a creep.Here, according to showbiz site TMZ.com, is “the most hated man in reality TV,” who somehow got “into Obama’s face” yesterday, at a BBQ joint in Virginia somewhere. This, according to TMZ, is proof that the Secret Service is trying to kill Barack Obama. [TMZ]

{ 49 comments }

N8Ma August 21, 2008 at 1:04 pm

And he’s wearing a Cubs hat!!!! That should have instantly tipped the Secret Service off…

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend August 21, 2008 at 1:04 pm

Who now?

OneSarcasticMexican August 21, 2008 at 1:06 pm

What is this “reality TV” you talk about?

La Cieca August 21, 2008 at 1:07 pm

Whoa, Spencer Pratt is looking rough!

4tehlulz August 21, 2008 at 1:08 pm

ZOMG that’s Obama’s VP!

Sharif DelMonte August 21, 2008 at 1:09 pm

John Kasich has really let himself go.

Gopherit v2.0 August 21, 2008 at 1:10 pm

Come on. It’s not like he was wearing a white robe and pointy hat. How could they know he might be a threat?

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 21, 2008 at 1:10 pm

I have no idea who this idiot is but a quick google tells me that Danny Bonaduce would have been good at handling him.

AngryBlakGuy August 21, 2008 at 1:10 pm

…I thought Anne Coulter hated Hopey?!

grendel August 21, 2008 at 1:10 pm

I can practically hear the “Woooo” that goes with that thumbs up through the picture

Dave J. August 21, 2008 at 1:10 pm

I think I used to play hackey sack and listen to Pearl Jam bootlegs with that guy in college.

N8Ma August 21, 2008 at 1:11 pm

Wait aren’t those four Iranian missiles in the background?

DoctorCulturae August 21, 2008 at 1:11 pm

United States of Twitnits. And one WANTS these people to vote for you?

And why no talk about Hopey’s courage in the face of bonkers racist wingnuts in this country?! See Dem chairman of Arkansas.

RuperttheBear August 21, 2008 at 1:12 pm

There’s no way the Secret Service is racist.

Simply no way.

SuperRounder August 21, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Wow. Ellen Degeneres got married and then let it all hang out.

AngryBlakGuy August 21, 2008 at 1:13 pm

…geez, I know he said they were thinking out of the box when it comes to VP picks but this shit is ridiculous!!!

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez August 21, 2008 at 1:14 pm

This is certainly shaping up to be a campaign about the issues.

Doglessliberal August 21, 2008 at 1:14 pm

Somehow we have gotten to a point where it is a given that acting like an utter idiot is the ticket to fame and fortune on TV. Since I have not really watched anything since my Sesame Street years (except for a bad, bad Law & Order habit when I am traveling), I cannot speak to this particular individual’s degree of idiocy, but he cannot be too dumb if he parlayed nothing into making a living.

But Hopey looks his usual unflappable, cool self, which of course means he is aloof and elitist. He is probably thinking, damn, I’d like an Honest Tea and a brie and arugula sandwich right about now.

ManchuCandidate August 21, 2008 at 1:15 pm

Wilmer?

AxmxZ August 21, 2008 at 1:15 pm

Poor Hopey looks like ass. Someone hand him a bottle lemon juice and tell him to start guzzling, or he’ll sneeze his way through the entire acceptance speech in Denver.

Larry Fine August 21, 2008 at 1:16 pm

This guy looks like the brother of that guy that claimed to have killed Jon-Benet Ramsey (another certified fruitcake)

FalconerHK August 21, 2008 at 1:18 pm

Look, it’s Barry von Hopey standing next to the Madam Tuseau’s wax version of Tori Spelling.

shortsshortsshorts August 21, 2008 at 1:19 pm

[re=65053]Doglessliberal[/re]: But Clay Aiken is SOOOO DREAMY.

Television is a huge pile of shit, set out in a humid sun, surrounded by flies.

Dave J. August 21, 2008 at 1:19 pm

[re=65053]Doglessliberal[/re]: Since I have not really watched anything since my Sesame Street years (except for a bad, bad Law & Order habit when I am traveling),

That’s like me, only I have a bad, bad porn habit when I’m traveling.

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 21, 2008 at 1:23 pm

Thank goodness Jonny Reality Whore didn’t mount our fair Hopey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFKPUFRxdE8

TGY August 21, 2008 at 1:25 pm

I think it’s a fine thing for Barry to be kind and personable to beach-bum retards. Who is this, again?

Larry Fine August 21, 2008 at 1:25 pm

[re=65053]Doglessliberal[/re]: Try watching Gossip Girl, and maybe your opinion of TV will change.

Doglessliberal August 21, 2008 at 1:27 pm

[re=65063]Dave J.[/re]: Law & Order: SVU is essential law porn.

freakishlystrong August 21, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Mr. Cool, meet some Reality show Tool…

SayItWithWookies August 21, 2008 at 1:29 pm

I was wondering what happened to David Spade. Oh wait — no I wasn’t.

Doglessliberal August 21, 2008 at 1:29 pm

[re=65070]Larry Fine[/re]: nah, I am weird and have zero patience for most shows. Our TV watching is limited to DVDs of shows once they are over, like the British Office (sheer genius), and the Sopranos.

Voyou Charmant August 21, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Anyone take a look at the comments on the TMZ page?

Who knew that celeb gossip lovers were all a bunch of bitter racists?

freakishlystrong August 21, 2008 at 1:33 pm

And Gawd, what does one do to become the “most hated man in reality show tv”?

Fear of a Black Reagan August 21, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Boy, the TMZ crowd really hates them the Hopester. They are probably all bitter gay Hilltards.

Doglessliberal August 21, 2008 at 1:35 pm

[re=65080]freakishlystrong[/re]: yeah, I was thinking that. It must be pretty extreme. Maybe involving farm animals.

Scarab August 21, 2008 at 1:36 pm

That’s just Lynndie England doing her thing.

TGY August 21, 2008 at 1:36 pm

[re=65056]AxmxZ[/re]: But remember how the crowd cheered when Hopey blew his nose onstage at a ralley. Think of the reaction should he snot-explode all over a Dem party bigwig. The crowd’s joy might be uncontainable.

smashtheduck August 21, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is true vice prez hair.

Miller August 21, 2008 at 1:41 pm

Someone needs to check Obama for lice and crabs. He just came into contact with America’s sketchiest male reality show contestant.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

smashtheduck August 21, 2008 at 1:52 pm

It really pisses me off when I’ve been outta smoke for a week and my guy won’t answer his cell. Then I see he’s out making delivery’s? WTF dude? Just can’t trust a dealer these days.

rev_matt_y August 21, 2008 at 1:53 pm

[re=65080]freakishlystrong[/re]: That’s a label he largely gave himself. It might be a tad more accurate to say “The most hated man on Survivor:Pearl Islands”.

Oscar Folsom Cleveland August 21, 2008 at 2:27 pm

i LOVE Jonny Fairplay!! He’s my favorite Manhunt model. Too bad he and Jeff Gannon never got along; the way Jonny had Jeff all lashed up and begging for it on their video was AWE SOME.

Mdizzle August 21, 2008 at 2:29 pm

This guy is the freakin worst.

Speaking of obama though – make sure you check out the new single from Pete Wince and the Tight Black Jeans: http://www.makemeyourvp.com

Pete is just another emo rocker who wants to be the vice pres…

Canmon (the Inadequate) August 21, 2008 at 2:34 pm

These two have a lot in common. Johnny Fairplay faked his grandmother’s death to ry to win Survivor and Obama called his grandmother a racist to try to win an election.

Fear of a Black Reagan August 21, 2008 at 2:58 pm

[re=65179]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: I rate this about a B+. I think the Hilltards on TMZ were more in the A/A+ range.

gjdodger August 21, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Would “the most hated man in Reality TV” be kind of like “the stupidest member of the Bush Administration”? I mean, there are so many to choose from, and they all have their attributes.

Maus August 21, 2008 at 3:36 pm

[re=65078]Voyou Charmant[/re]: “Who knew that celeb gossip lovers were all a bunch of bitter racists?”

All they do is sit at home and mooch off the system, calling in the local podunk fire engine lift when they want to leave and go downtown, couch fibers still grafted to their swinebottoms.

N8Ma August 21, 2008 at 4:05 pm

[re=65179]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: “try to win an election.” Who’s getting nominated this week in Denver again?

Wagamuffin August 21, 2008 at 6:34 pm

Barry should be performing a “Bonaduce Bounce” on this dude.

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