• February 14, 2012

Totally wasted, dude.Meanwhile at Casa Wonkette, the night weasels prowl in the shed and another bottle of cheap red wine hits the trash. Newell is cabbing home from some failed attempt to coax free liquor out of lobbyists and Libertarians in pleather pants. Craig Crawford knows how to have a good time, at least. [CQ Politics]

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SayItWithWookies August 26, 2008 at 1:40 am

Libertarians in pleather? If that night doesn’t end in at least one nipple piercing, I’m a monkey’s uncle.

AnnieGetYourFun August 26, 2008 at 2:27 am

‘Pleather’ and ‘pants’ sounds like a really bad idea – almost as bad as ‘Hillary’ and ‘President’.

Oscar Folsom Cleveland August 26, 2008 at 3:32 am

The Kennedys and Obamas were fab.
Everybody else was major yawn.
(And I take back every “yeehaw” I typed for Sibelius – very, very Kansas, way too Dole.

Yes, I known John Brown was from Kansas, too, but so was Eisenhower
yawn

Jukesgrrl August 26, 2008 at 4:09 am

Crawford stayed out of the emergency room? Well, he still has four nights left.

Monsieur Grumpe August 26, 2008 at 9:09 am

Newell will have better luck getting liquor from the Republicans. Tell him to watch out for roofies.

Tybalt August 26, 2008 at 10:06 am

[re=69742]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Tell him to watch out for roofies.

You don’t want to end up lashed to a toilet in the Minneapolis airport with the NRSC unbuttoning behind you. They don’t call him “Cornyn” because of maize, you know.

Miller August 26, 2008 at 12:46 pm

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Craig Crawford shotgun a 24 pack and then do a live remote fro MSNBC about Congress. He’s a machine. A machine fueled by procedure and cheap booze.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

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