• February 15, 2012

Mail order brideHere’s everything you need to make your very own Miss USA! Some assembly required. Shortly after this photo was snapped, your editor came face to face with Chuck Todd coming off the press elevator. He is magnificent in person.

{ 16 comments }

Texan Bulldoggette August 26, 2008 at 7:01 pm

Whoa…inquiring minds want to know “magnificent”? Does someone have a crush?

ManchuCandidate August 26, 2008 at 7:06 pm

What’s in the box? A Sugar Daddy? Silicone implants? Elocution lessons? Map Reading Skills?

itgetter August 26, 2008 at 7:08 pm

DID YOU TOUCH HIS GOATEE?!

jerryw August 26, 2008 at 7:12 pm

Hardware huh? Nice set of rollers on that babe, looks like she’ll go either way.
But, is there a softcore software version for us less daring types?
Just askin……..
Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

Texan Bulldoggette August 26, 2008 at 7:13 pm

Oh, did you find the ‘magnificent ape’ Walnuts was referring to?

dave666 August 26, 2008 at 7:13 pm

Forget robot Miss USA, I want to have pinpoint oxford unisex girl’s baby

Not_So_Much August 26, 2008 at 7:14 pm

I like me the Chuck Todd. Nice to listen to smart, young people who make sense and don’t bloviate.

Kind of the anti-Jonah Goldberg.

wheelie August 26, 2008 at 7:15 pm

“Chuck Todd” is such a bullshit pundit name. It’s like a character from Bob Roberts.

itgetter August 26, 2008 at 7:20 pm

[re=70567]Not_So_Much[/re]: So true. He anchored a segment on MSNBC yesterday and it was just so nice to listen to interesting political commentary without getting the overpowering urge to bludgeon anyone to death with my remote. Can they please give him his own show?

smellyal8r August 26, 2008 at 7:36 pm

Was Bill Clinton digging around in that box to build himself a new hot wife?

AngryBlakGuy August 26, 2008 at 7:48 pm

…WoW really? What model series of Stepford Wives is Cindy McCain?

Delicious August 26, 2008 at 7:59 pm

Then Sara had hawt butt secks with Chuck, the end.

loudmouthredhead August 26, 2008 at 8:00 pm

[re=70551]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I never realized they had to return those things after the show’s over.They then just melt back into the general population…with no one the wiser.

sezme August 27, 2008 at 1:26 am

It’s all starting to make sense now. I always thought it was probably the same one every year with perhaps a new paint job.

Borat August 27, 2008 at 6:06 am

I’ve never really been into the Miss USA types, but I’d really like to get my hands on that hardware and see how its used

TGY August 27, 2008 at 10:00 am

Hur, hur, hur, ‘hard’.

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