It was confusing when Hispanic rapper guy Daddy Yankee endorsed John McCain in person the other day, because who is Daddy Yankee? Also, he makes songs about semen, and they are John McCain’s favorite songs along with “Dancing Queen.” Now we’ve learned, however, that Daddy Yankee wanted to endorse Obama earlier in the year but wasn’t allowed to. Although Fox News denies this, and says that Daddy Yankee and WALNUTS! have been friends since they met at a Most Important People On Earth party in 2005. [Ben Smith, Fox News]
Daddy Yankee Secretly Pretended To Endorse Obama First
by Jim Newell
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“who is Daddy Yankee?”
that’s the nut graf, right there.
Obviously, La Migra has this guy’s frutos in a tornillo de banco.
!No si se puede!
…Daddy Yankee always listens to his Uncle Sam and Big Brother! Which pretty much means they threatened to send him to Gitmo!!!
I would gladly give John McCain my house to add to his collection if he put on earphones and made it through the whole Daddy Yankee album.
Steinbrenner’s a rapper? and Hispanical? Who knew???
rumor has that daddy yankee has fallen off the deep end in pursuit of the sweet sweet sweetness known as michelle malkins hiny hole.
What I care about is the crucial Damn Yankees endorsement. Hair Metal forever!
How long until WALNUTS! releases a new campaign ad about his energy policy featuring that “Gasolina” song. Slappin’ some gold grillz on gramps might convince some fence sitters about who is taking our high gas prices seriously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd7K4m9gLZQ
I’ll bet the Obama rep sent him away with something like, “You’re gonna have to find someone a lot more ignorant of pop culture than Barack Obama if you want that kind of free publicity.”
DY: “So you think I should try McCain?”
(Obama rep silently slides McCain campaign rep info across table.)
…how dare you accuse a war hero who spent 5 and 1/2 years in a Vietnamese prison of taking SLOPPY SECONDS!!!
[re=71879]Spence[/re]:
Considering that the Nug the Pants Pisser is the lead singer, I’d have to say they lean Walnuts.
Repulsicants eschew celebs riiiiigth? Getting Daddy Yankee to ensorse you reeks of desperation like a guy hunting the wild-fat chick near closing time.
btw, i’ve run out of booze and may be forced to eat paint chips for tonight’s festivities. things go better with lead.
[re=71886]mr.november[/re]: damn you just brought back some haunting memories. Fuck I’m glad I’m not single and having to “settle” anymore. And we’re talking FAT, i mean Orca fat. All things considered I think fat chicks can get kind of wild in bed.
I can believe this was a big joke to Daddy Yankee. I mean, when he claims that Gasolina, his song about cum whores (McCain’s favorite!) is about “energy independence,” well that’s pure comic gold…..and can’t help WALNUTS!, can it?
[re=71888]echoman2000[/re]: You’re the only person I’ve ever heard of that can’t find dirt-cheap booze in Mexico.
[re=71874]spencer[/re]: Don’t do it, he’ll just turn his hearing aide down and won’t hear a thing.
[re=71918]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: i didn’t say i couldn’t find it or drink it or buy it. no mas en mi casa. last nights gin has taken it’s toll and it’s a major walk, cab or bus ride to cheap booze. my corner store carries only corona’s which taste like cat piss and have sulfite levels so high your brain melts. i must have victoria, sol, or gin. tequila makes me all gay and shit.
on second thought, i’m so out of here.
see ya later.
[re=71918]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: also cheap does not equal drinkable. kinda of like fucking a one dollar whore. or is it one diamond? one club? spade? help me here people.
Today, John McCain welcomed this latest endorsement:
“My friends, I’m so happy that my campaign has touched so many young people’s hearts. And young people with talent. What Heidi Montag is to acting, Daddy Yankee is to music. I welcome them both, as I do the recent endorsement my campaign received from youngsters Myron Floren and Johnny Puleo & The Harmonicats.”
What does Obama have against patriotic fathers?
Of course McCain accepts Daddy Yankee’s endorsement… he’s the original Confederate Grampa and thinks it’s the Reconstruction Era all over again. To add to his confusion, he’s wondering why Lincoln shaved his beard and is calling himself Kerry. And how the hell did Frederick Douglas become the Democratic nominee?! The South will rise again!… after Johnny McReb gets his nappy in.
Reggaeton was birthed in Panama, after all. It is as unamerican (un-American? Un-American?) as Johnny Walnuts, then.
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