• February 11, 2012
ENDLESS KUMMER

Important Photos From Wonkette’s Midwestern Road Trip 2008

by Jim Newell

7:31 pm August 31, 2008

Proudly sponsored by Penis Snickers.And that is exactly what we did. With Mitt Romney.

{ 34 comments }

obfuscator August 31, 2008 at 7:35 pm

I was in Iowa for the caucuses, and I remember the local Kum & Go fondly. It was not too far away from an area tavern called the Honey Hole. Iowans are perverts.

tonashideska August 31, 2008 at 7:36 pm

Do they have a wedding registry for the upcoming Charlie Crist/Lindsey Graham nuptials?

The 3-Legged Man August 31, 2008 at 7:40 pm

Well, at least you took the wraps off the speculated Jim/Sara hookup. No comment. I’ll let my full body retching speak for me.

Serolf Divad August 31, 2008 at 7:41 pm

Ah, yes… brings back adolescent memories of me and my gang hanging out at the neighborhood Splooge & Split just down the street from the Motel 69 and right across from Abe’s Rough Anal Sex ‘n Ice Cream Parlour.

Palin Comparison August 31, 2008 at 7:46 pm

http://www.kumandgo.com/careers/careers_working.aspx –

“At Kum & Go, you’ll discover that it is more than just a career! Kum & Go is a place where you can continue to learn, grow professionally and personally and be rewarded for your contribution.”

Scarab August 31, 2008 at 7:47 pm

[re=77061]obfuscator[/re]: Iowans are perverts
Sadly no, Gladys and Elmer Iowan don’t see what’s funny about that name, not when the pigs need milking or whatever.

obfuscator August 31, 2008 at 7:50 pm

[re=77070]Serolf Divad[/re]:

Would that be Honest Abe’s Rough Anal Sex ‘n Ice Cream Parlour? ‘Cuz everyone knows he was totes gay. It was located right next to Joshua Speed’s Crates & Barrels Full of Buttfucking.

kudzu August 31, 2008 at 7:55 pm

So, brothels are legit now in Iowa? Is that what that place is?

dilhavarti August 31, 2008 at 7:57 pm

http://route66motorcycletour.com/motels.php

Scarab August 31, 2008 at 7:59 pm

True fact, Iowa’s legendary woman’s basketball player: Fonda Dicks.
They don’t have irony in Iowa.

obfuscator August 31, 2008 at 8:01 pm

[re=77076]Scarab[/re]: The Iowans I stayed with were pretty cool. I was served a late night snack of peppermint schnapps and homemade beef jerky.

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez August 31, 2008 at 8:02 pm

Kum & Go. Alas, the sad story of my life.

Scarab August 31, 2008 at 8:04 pm

[re=77089]obfuscator[/re]: I grew up in Iowa, we call that Thanksgiving.

jerryw August 31, 2008 at 8:06 pm

And the Question is “What do you have to do after
mixing Viagra and Ex-Lax?

http://boskolives.wordpress.com/2008/07/20/men-with-glasses-will-go-to-prison-or-to-hell/

HomoElectus August 31, 2008 at 8:09 pm

mmmmmm i love their slurpees

Delicious August 31, 2008 at 8:11 pm

[re=77087]Scarab[/re]: And she married Richard Wacker.

No, actually she didn’t. Too bad she wasn’t governor of Alaska.

Texan Bulldoggette August 31, 2008 at 8:15 pm

That’s nothing. We got stores here call In ‘n Out. It always makes me laugh when I hear someone say ‘I’m going to the In ‘n Out. You want anything?’

AngryBlakGuy August 31, 2008 at 8:20 pm

…if it wasn’t for the fact that I’m kinda tipsy(DRUNK) right now I would have a ton of snark right now. Probably something involving “Hit & Run” or “Rip-n-Dip”, something perverted along those lines. Anyone who wants to incorporate these into a comment have my blessing.

StrangelyBrown August 31, 2008 at 8:23 pm

We have those where I live. Ironically, they suck.

obfuscator August 31, 2008 at 8:25 pm

Reminds me of the Liz Phair song.

El Bombastico August 31, 2008 at 8:33 pm

It’s a good thing the only sponsors of this site are conspiracy-nutjob publishers, Russian websites and a pederast-owned clothing retailer.

Tawmn August 31, 2008 at 8:33 pm

[re=77105]obfuscator[/re]: even when I was twelve…

rannic August 31, 2008 at 8:41 pm

We call it the Ejac & Evac.

HomoPolitico August 31, 2008 at 8:49 pm

Little Known Fact: This is exactly what happened during Sarah Palin’s firt meeting with John McCain.

jerryw August 31, 2008 at 8:50 pm

[re=77115]El Bombastico[/re]:
If that model was to take off her pinpoint oxford shirt, I’d
consider becoming a paying reader. Well, for a while.
And she’d get my vote to replace Jobi-wan-kenbiden.

http://boskolives.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/6-months-max/

akbarcat August 31, 2008 at 9:07 pm

If there’s no major RNC festivities tomorrow due to Gustav, you *have* to drive down US 52 to Rochester to a convenience store that is, I kid you not, named Pump & Munch. (See link, get directions here ! http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/v-gallery/story/339587.html?/news/alaska/v-enlarge/story/339587-a339583-t3.html) However, if you don’t want to drive all the way to Med City, the nearest Pump N Munch appears to be here http://local.yahoo.com/info-24313785-pump-n-munch-minneapolis).

I believe this requires Wonkette’s immediate attention. Best of luck!

InsidiousTuna August 31, 2008 at 9:41 pm

Wait, people live in Iowa? I thought it was more of a commuter state.

loudmouthredhead August 31, 2008 at 10:02 pm

[re=77213]InsidiousTuna[/re]: I didn’t realize “Adult” stores and Cracker Barrel restaurants counted as residences, but what do I know?

Jingo August 31, 2008 at 11:00 pm

A drive through sperm bank. Are there franchise opportunities?

njdon September 1, 2008 at 6:43 am

as previously mentioned, driving thru kansas would have been better because not only is the trip longer but it is more boring and there are dry counties where there is no relief from the pain.

njdon September 1, 2008 at 6:52 am

oops, talking about iowa. never been in iowa unless i made a wrong turn in omaha. nevermind.

Big Ass Belle September 1, 2008 at 11:17 am

Nobody gets the Kum & Go here in the hinterlands. That I do makes me feel like a nasty minded trampish floozyish thang, one who’s experienced more than her share of kum and go.

Kuuuuuum and go, baby. I just kuuuuummm and go. Eeeew. Just saying it sounds like spooge and other fluid ickies. As an aside, and just on general principle, all exchangeable body fluids should remain unexposed to air and out of sight.

blisters September 1, 2008 at 11:35 am

Fact: Kum & Go is the official convenience store/gas station of the Obama campaign in Iowa.

sanantonerose September 2, 2008 at 3:43 pm

I have a picture almost exactly like that. ‘Cept mine was taken in Wyoming.

And I always thought Austin’s “Whip In” was suggestive.

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