- “PARTY” WITH YOUR EDITORS, IN ST. PAUL: Your editors will be drinking at a bar called The Liffey, right next to a Holiday Inn, right next to the Xcel Energy Center. If you can find your way, we’ll be there, for another hour or more. We’re drinking with this awesome Paultard delegate we’ve been drinking with the last three nights.
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To think, just one week ago to the hour, we still had NO idea what a Sarah Palin was.
I’ll arrive at last call… then try to pick up Sara K. when she’s good and drunk so I wont have to buy her any drinks myself. Just be sure to be gone from my hotel room before I wake up my lovely Sara.
Okay, Democrats! Here is what we have to do.
The Obama camp needs to circle the wagons and figure out how to respond strategically, and it doesn’t need to lunge and overcompensate anywhere right now.
However, we need attention, and we need to correct the record.
JOE BIDEN SHOULD BE DISPATCHED TO ALL CABLE NEWS OUTLETS IMMEDIATELY! Let him go smash trees. Three days of this, people will know we’re serious again, and Barack can shred the momentum of the Republican convention and launch some of it right back at them.
It’s time to RELEASE THE JOE!
(BTW, JW, did they “take back” the term Paultard? Do the Paultards own it now? This would be great news.)
well i wish i could join, but i’ll hoist my g&t to your valiant efforts to transmute the rat shit bile of the past few days into that sweet, tender mockery of the dipshits that spew it.
Do the Paultards really go “full paultard”? Think of a continuum of Dustin Hoffman’s Raymond Babbitt (Rain Man) to W. Earl Brown’s Warren Jensen (There’s Something About Mary)…
Before everyone passes out, I just want to make sure that I got this straight:
I should vote for McCain so that he can prevent a Republican like him from ever holding power again.
Right?
Another one.. Tom Ridge calls McCain “John Bush”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ZnHTWWErM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA…code red.
http://thepage.time.com/2008/09/04/mccain-on-bipartisanship-i-have-the-record-and-the-scars-to-prove-it-senator-obama-does-not and the front page is a testament to the need for McCain’s adult literacy push: “MCCAIN ACCEPTS NOMINATION, SAYS HE’LL BRING CHANG”
Unless of course this is some sort of Manchurian Candidate reference. Or maybe he’s treating us to dinner.
You guys deserve some adult beverages for having to put up with the bile-inducing shit you had to listen to this week. Going from the DNC to the RNC probably felt like being flung down into Dante’s inferno; and meeting all those Repub delegates must have been like meeting alien life forms. Shudder….don’t know what you get paid, but you guys deserve a raise!
Okay, just went to HuffPo & they have the Choke ad on their home page. Is anywhere safe? (I refuse to go to Drudge.)
[re=86630]naveed[/re]: I could use some chang and chow mein right about now.
Best thing I saw from this convention was Gavin Newsom on Larry King tonight. That bastard Terry McAuliffe got be the meat in a Newsome-Evan Bayh sandwich on the TV screen.
Why the fuck wont Ken ever come back to San Francisco? WHY KEN? Why you hate sodomy and sin so much?
[re=86638]KittyKatMan[/re]: Let me tell you, you’re unlikely to find anything that exotic with this RNC crowd. Mooseburger, perhaps?
[re=86628]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: It’s the Pottery Barn Rule!
[re=86642]Grouchy Marxist[/re]: I don’t recall ever getting repeatedly raped in a Pottery Barn. But then again, I haven’t been in a while.
[re=86643]naveed[/re]: Then you haven’t truly lived. Maybe that’s why they called him “Colin” Powell…(huh??? uh, g’nite…)
Five and a half years, biatches!
sorry, seeing the beginning of the boring ass speech on MSNBC again… wow, I’m glad I slept through that video the first time. “He was in a box, so you must vote for him”
Oh, and Jim, Sara, Ken and Liz (in no particular order) you all deserve a fucking purple heart for the past two weeks. And a fucking MacArthur prize for figuring out how to make money while staying drunk and stoned the entire time.
And if you’re so beat tomorrow you can’t function, you should just post that video of the dog eating Liz’s microphone every hour and we’ll tear at it like a husky on a moose testicle.
maybe there will be a “bounce” for some tonight besides the republicans out there in MN..??
Paultards probably have the best weed.
Are you drinking with Adam Kokesh? Because one-time Wonkette pin-up boy Adam Kokesh was the protestor who interrupted McCain! Why is Wonkette not all over this story? And all over Adam Kokesh’s muscley biceps?
Tom Ridge said it:
http://usera.ImageCave.com/destonio/Destonio_JohnBush.jpg
[re=86647]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Amen. Fabulous work Wonkette. I laughed, I cried, I got McAngry.
[re=86652]Magister[/re]: Nah, that would require effective communication and not giving the dealer the heebie jeebies.
Wow, in a box for 5 1/2 years!
Sooooo zexy!
Tom Shales review of McCain’s speech:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/05/AR2008090500121.html?hpid=topnews
Oooh, snap!
if its not freezing and icy it can’t be minn/st. paul.
You know, I think you ultra-left hippies are lazy fucks. It’s 7.10 am in the Tin Cities and you haven’t posted once?? Where’s your midwestern work ethic? Maybe you’re all just welfare queens sucking at Sarah Palin’s ample teats.
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