It might look something like this! Sorry for the “mash up” or whatever, but we are so tired of the endless daily fake outrage that we’re just going to become the Boing Boing of McCain-Palin now, with Sarah Palin Lego dildo cozies and McCain-Cthulhu papercraft Diaper Dekor shit sacks. [Barely Political]
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This is gold, Jerry. GOLD!
Seriously, people. Palin is the nasty, vindicitive, spiteful cheerleader you knew in high school. Dumb as a brick, but snake-tongued and quick with a sarcastic remark.
I can’t fucking believe she’s this popular.
What are the odds on McGrumpy calling her a c*nt in the next 24hours? Next 7 days?
Are you sure that wasn’t the real speech? I prefer to think of that as the real speech.
“Thanks but no thanks?!” Is Wonkette trying to smear Sarah Palin by saying she’s indecisive — like a woman? Get off the emails!
Oh,now, Hell ya!
Can I get a Katamari Damacy goatse-inspired hemorrhoid ring and a steampunk snowmachine with anti-polar bear cannons up in here?
[re=91322]Serolf Divad[/re]: Why? That cunt of a bitch cheerleader in High School was popular!
One word. Masseter hypertrophy.
They both have it and now I’m glad I got that off my chest
[re=91322]Serolf Divad[/re]: The mean girls in high school are popular because a) everyone is afraid of them and b) they put out. Same deal: she is to be feared, and she will screw us all.
she sure do got a purty mouth
LMAO.. I can’t John McCain either.. Who the fuck would name their retarded kid TRIG? Seriously, this woman is a self-absorded idiot!
[re=91334]UnindictedCo-conspirator[/re]: Without a condom!
There is only one Sarah Paaaaalin, and that is the Sarah Paaaaaalin seen above, being a bitch cunt whore from Mordor.
[re=91329]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Indecision may or may not be my problem.
I can’t listen to her. I hate her voice. For entertainment’s sake I wish she would say, “Oh tiger.” I can’t even say thanks for the link to the Pootang for Vets video, because it was a bunch of nothing with a misleading still.
Sad thing is, if she did put Trig on eBay, there would be no bidders. She’d have to relist him.
The Palin speech was ironically funny, but I guess that doesn’t count anymore. It needs bells and whistles and laugh tracks that the kids are listening to.
Canadian PM Stephen Harper
[re=91415]Miller[/re]: Hey PM Harper, ironically funny is over (typical Albertan, 10 fucking years behind the times).
Now, now, Smoke filled room. Trig is my first grandbaby – and I don’t want you making fun of him.
Also – sold on ebay… Didn’t sell on ebay. What’s the difference. The American people don’t want truth. They want me to make them feel like they can be the VP. Or get spanked by the VP.
VP Mooseburger.
[re=91368]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: I love her voice. I would love to hear it shouting “harder” and “give it to me” and “ugh” and “yes!”
Is that so wrong? So very, very wrong?
[re=91410]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I dunno. She’s getting a lot more mileage out of Trig than she did that airplane.
[re=91438]RuperttheBear[/re]: Yes. There is no such thing as hate-fucking is it’s not already harderfasterfilthy. She should be saying “ow!” and “that chafes!” and, of course, “WRONG HOLE!!!!”
[re=91322]Serolf Divad[/re]: If Palin is the spiteful cheerleader, can I be the asshole in the back of the room that convinces the big scary dumb girl that was held back a few times to beat the shit out of her in the girl’s restroom while I watch?
I’d find this funnier, but holy shit, that voice, a tape of her speaking should accompany the online entry for “fingernails on a chalkboard” on some kind of reference site for famous cliches… Well, either that or “chewing on tinfoil.”
[re=91464]PoliTacky[/re]: Yeah. Her voice is like the Fran Drescher of Minnesota.
that is so fake. they put lipstick on and made him look like a woman.
The only good thing so far about Sarah’s utter unsuitability for the job is that she keeps repeating her same big laugh lines at every campaign stop in every little burg. And she’s drawing fewer hoots and laughter each day.
Really, Obamafans, she’s been as loved as she’s ever gonna be. Watch her fuck up ever more often. Watch more and more of her private life erupt and disgust the God-fearing. Her day will come. (Barr, you might do a little more to speed it up.)
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[re=91457]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]: But I’m a cuddly ‘lil bear, and thus, unless I’m fucking a hamster, it’s usually not all that hardfastfilthy. Not for want of trying, mind you, just the laws of physics.
It would hardfastfilthy in my mind.
GopherIt: Please, didn’t we go through enough together with the RNC madness? Please don’t insinuate that Gov. Failin has any association with Minnesota. Let the healing being.
MORE MOOSEBELL!!!!
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