Jesus christ why is everybody sending this terrible picture around? We don’t know the “back story” but it appears that Ann Coulter was just running out for a few cartons of cigarettes and amphetamines when she sort of stumbled on these steps somewhere and had her baby! The father is Sarah Palin’s baby. [Huffington Post]
WTF? Ann Coulter Just Had A Baby!
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I hope the baby does not have the same “born without an upper lip” defect that Ann has
Damn, I just lost $50. Apparently she WASN’T a dude. Damn you and your “real” vagina, Ann!
I coulda’ swore Coulter was a dude.
He looked up her dress. No wonder he’s crying.
One word: Sarlaac.
According to eye-witnesses the baby’s head then began to spin in a circle and projectile vomit.
[re=99069]Rush[/re]: But if it were, just like mom, it could sing along to “One of Us! One of Us! Gooble Gobble…”
…I hear she was considering the baby names Cthulhu and Gozer!
I don’t mean to interrupt this thread, but have you seen this graphic?
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_in_photos/inside_obamas_emails
It reminds me why I love The Onion.
Let’s hope that kid turns out like Maya Keyes.
[re=99073]Gopherit v2.0[/re]:
Funny.
…geez, ejaculating something that big out of a urethra must be painful!!!
I see princess Di and Prince Charles… ah those were the days!
[re=99078]SuperRounder[/re]: Or John Maynard Keynes.
She’s dribbling him down the field toward the goal. Score!
That’s just Ann hanging out w/ Michelle Malkin.
To help take your mind off the fact that your investment are worthless
The Sept. 14-16 Gallup Poll Daily tracking update shows Barack Obama regaining a slight, although not statistically significant, edge over John McCain, 47% to 45%, among registered voters, marking the first time since the week of the Republican National Convention that McCain has not held at least a one percentage point margin over Obama
I am not even posting to say anything funny, rather just to say that the posting of this story with this headline is the funniest thing I have seen on the internet since Brad Neely’s Washington video.
[re=99077]loquaciousmusic[/re]: I agree, I love the horriblescopes…
AngryBlakGuy: That’s Gozer the Gozerian to you! Besides, I like Vinz Clortho better. Sounds like some Bulgarian porn star.
In the next frame she stomps the defenseless child to death. Well, it could happen
[re=99086]Rush[/re]: I saw that shit this morning! Even the dreaded Zogby poll shows Obama with a lead.
Fuck I just lost $10K.
[re=99077]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Excellent. The onion is good again, apparently?
[re=99086]Rush[/re]: …yeah, I didn’t believe the so-called “Palin Effect” in the first place, I ranted on it here !
Was it Bill Mahers?
[re=99086]Rush[/re]: Yes! I saw that too! The tide is a turnin’ folks.
I think she’s actually attractive in the right lighting, like here where you can’t see her face.
Oh, looky, one of Ann’s balls finally dropped.
Am I the last person to read the latest from The Enquirer? About the DUI hit and run her brother had and how Todd’s mom tried to blame the governement when she fed some kid lye detergent, thinking it was juice? http://www.nationalenquirer.com/sarah_palin_scandals_call_of_the_wild_/celebrity/65443
If so, carry on. But seriously, that is one screwed up family.
If there now only some way we could use the Michael Jackson skin bleaching process on Barry, he’d be up in the pols by 20%
[re=99109]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Is that video of Bristol drugging out on-line yet?
And here I thought Ann Coulter released spores like other fungi…silly me.
I’d hit that!!
And the broad ain’t bad, either!! Wokka, wokka!!
[re=99102]magic titty[/re]: No, Keith Olbermann’s. Oh wait, he was boinking Laura Ingraham. Damn all these blonde Republicans look & sound alike.
Saw the whole tape; miraculous self-control for the lil’ feller to not look up her dress!!
O’course, he might be the gayz, so…
She looks like a sideshow Princess Diana impersonator!
I wonder if the spawn will share her Adam’s Apple and her penchant for perverted right-wingery?
Aww, looky how keee-yooot. Most people are content to have a little dog, but not Carly Fiorina, no sir! She keeps her very own Tibetan monk-child-slave to climb up her legs and polish the smooth, Barbie-like plastic where her penis should be. Poo widdle guy; he wooks so SAD and depwessed! Aww, buck up little camper, it could be worse – you could be tied up in the basement of a forgotten house somewhere like McCain’s mistresses.
[re=99119]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Sad but true ‘fun fact’ – Bill Maher used to hit that. Seriously.
His politics has been decided different from that time onward.
Damn shes got a big cock.
[re=99115]stew[/re]: Was The Enquirer supposed to have it? Nothing posted there that I can see, on that.
[re=99119]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Oh, that is just gross!
I have to agree with the posters from the article via the link. This is not a photo of a 20-year-old dwarf and a women with the longest legs in the world. Nor is it a photo of Ann Coulter and her love child by John Edwards.
It is, in fact, an un-retouched photo of John McCain and Sarah Palin at a recent appearance together.
I can’t believe Brando let the little guy escape the Island of Dr. Moreau. That piano duet was a heartstring tugger.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Looks like she’s getting in position to piss on the baby, which is more her style.
“ENQUIRER World Exclusive Bristol Palin drug video shocker.” Youtube, where are you?
[re=99086]Rush[/re]: Thanks for the info. For a couple of weeks, I could only look at them when I peeked through my fingers.
[re=99086]Rush[/re]: Yea, but when McNasty was ahead by 2 points, it was a HUGE LEAD IN TEH POLLS!
(instead of Obamas ‘statistically insignificant’ 2 point lead)
Where has the Coulterguiest been anyway? She should be out there rooting for the team!
Or at least insulting Mr. Obama and Mr. Biden.
Guess she took the money and ran?
[re=99124]magic titty[/re]: Yeah, I guess dynamic duo Matalin & Carville are the only ‘opposites attract’ political odd couple to succeed. I remember when Bill used to defend her when she’d come on his show & the audience LOATHED her. I think I blanked out the sex part; kind of like when you think of your parents doing it. You just don’t go there….
[re=99070]loudmouthredhead[/re]: [re=99071]CrunchyKnee[/re]: Maybe she’s a seahorse.
“My wife is tall!”
“How tall is she?”
“She’s so tall, I to go UP on her!!”
*crickets*
[re=99178]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Matalin and Carville are both totally fucking crazy. They don’t count. But I remember him trying to stop the audience from jumping into the video screen and garroting her.
Maybe Dennis Miller knocked her up? He lives in one of those 9/11 asylums now.
[re=99190]obfuscator[/re]: Learn to type, genius.
[re=99175]sati demise[/re]: Barry continues to be penalized for not being ahead by 37 points in national polls. Reminds me of how he was 15 to 20 points behind Hillz in national polls all damn summer in 2007.
One small step for Humanity. One giant step for Trannykind.
Ha ha: rickrolled. Ann Coulter is still a man.
[re=99197]obfuscator[/re]: In about 15 days, even if he stays ahead, you’ll be treated to non-stop “Why can’t Barry close the deal?”
yes but the coat-hanger has obviously been photoshopped out of her hand.
132 centimeters. That’s a lot of therapy.
One more reason to move to Spain after the first week of November.
[re=99151]Miller[/re]: Damn, you beat me to it! Guess the lil’ fella had to end up somewhere once Brando kicked it. If that Russian Amazon squatted to take a leak, she’d smother the poor little bastard!
I will admit that I would like to know where she shops. Does anyone see these designs in stores? I admit that I am no big shopper but I swear that I don’t see normal people dressing like this. Ever
Yeah, WTF?
[re=99348]Seek[/re]: Dude – that is because the women pictures is not normal. If you actually read the article you will find that the picture is actually of the women with the longest legs in the world (hint: not Ann Coulter).
Ken was just making a funny. He was trying bring out the snark. He was…oh, never mind.
[re=99178]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: parents don’t “do it”…that’s just gross!!!
and i can’t believe all the disparaging comments against mr. coulter: the world’s greatest drag queen ever!!!
Is it just the angle, or has Ann Coulter gained some weight? Because she looks almost healthy in that photo. But it could just be the angle, so who knows?
If she’s worried about that, then she ought to maybe up her daily regimen from ten to eleven packs. That’ll keep the weight down—and much less messy than food!
[re=99077]loquaciousmusic[/re]: I can’t help but notice how fucked up it is that they put in an email from “mom” even tho Barry’s mom died from cancer many years ago.
wow, i am now a member of this community. i need to get up you guyz pay grade though before i will able to match wits wit y all!
Ann Coulter will always be the original “First Dude” for me.
[re=99119]Texan Bulldoggette [/re]: Look for the Adam’s Apple. That is the give-away that you are dealing with Coulter instead of one of the other Blond Bimbo’s of Conservatism.
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