• February 14, 2012

Hey look it’s John McCain, doing a “rap.” Silly liberals. Don’t you know that if you can pronounce the name of a Muslim, then YOU are a Muslim too? [YouTube]

{ 32 comments }

naveed September 29, 2008 at 11:33 am

It’s the name. Too hard to say. MUST HATE!

facehead September 29, 2008 at 11:33 am

This is the official background music of the Apocalypse.

Wag Das Hund September 29, 2008 at 11:35 am

8:30 in the west coast and THIS is what you give me? Go find that Sarah Palin/Couric Video.
I need blood.

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 29, 2008 at 11:35 am

Next up: Palin pronounces the word “nuclear.”

Larry Fine September 29, 2008 at 11:35 am

Those tougue dartings of McCain show that he has tartive dyskinesia, a side-affect of long-time use of psycotropic drugs.

NoWireHangers September 29, 2008 at 11:36 am

As I watched this I thought, gee, how long will it take for this to be remixed on YouTube. 2 Days? That’s disappointing.

SuperRounder September 29, 2008 at 11:36 am

That tongue thing will haunt my dreams.

Miller September 29, 2008 at 11:36 am

The tyranny of his name is enough, the crazy Jew hating and the lack of a tie just tips McCain further into the red.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Delicious September 29, 2008 at 11:36 am

I give it a 79, Dick. It’s got a catchy lyric and a good beat.

columnv September 29, 2008 at 11:36 am

[re=113334]Wag Das Hund[/re]: agreed.

Texan Bulldoggette September 29, 2008 at 11:40 am

He’s just pandering to the low-information (stupid) voter. They think ‘yay, Walnuts is just like us; we don’t go for any of that fancy book larning, either.’

Serolf Divad September 29, 2008 at 11:40 am

The sad thing is that when he mispronounced Achmininjabob’s name was the closest McCain came to impersonating a likable human being during the whole debate.

Delicious September 29, 2008 at 11:40 am

It would be a lot easier if Ahmadinejad was the Ayatollah of Rock ‘n Rolla.

sanantonerose September 29, 2008 at 11:41 am

I thought McCain was gonna pull a Stephen Colbert and work in another word in Ahmadinejad’s name: Ahmadijustcrappedmypantsnejad.

grendel September 29, 2008 at 11:41 am

“Don’t you know that if you can pronounce the name of a Muslim, then YOU are a Muslim too?”

It’s the Transitive Law of Muslims.

springfield_meltdown September 29, 2008 at 11:41 am

McCain really knew how to pronounce those difficult Russian names though. So he is just 20 years off when it comes to foreign policy knowledge. On the other hand he also still carries resentments related to the Spanish American War.

Servo September 29, 2008 at 11:46 am

You hate others for what you see in yourself.

facehead September 29, 2008 at 11:48 am

[re=113357]Delicious[/re]: If he was Ted Nugent? THAT would be awesome.

cheeto_jeebus September 29, 2008 at 11:50 am

the tongue flick…yeah that’s creepy. William F Buckley used to do that too. nasty reptilian.

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 29, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Now I’m confused. I always assumed that Obama would mess up Muslim names to prevent people from realizing he is a secret Muslim….,

Unless it is McCain that is the real secret Muslim!

Special Agent Jack Mehoff September 29, 2008 at 12:06 pm

*yawn* Petty and boring. Sorry

Chuckie Jesus September 29, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Chuckie Jesus September 29, 2008 at 12:11 pm
sezme September 29, 2008 at 12:13 pm

“I’m a dinner jacket.” That’s how I remember it.

Carrie_Okie September 29, 2008 at 12:13 pm

Is there anything the guy likes besides cunts, torture and applesauce? No, I didn’t think so.

Dave J. September 29, 2008 at 12:19 pm

I love how obviously furious he is with the guy’s name because he can’t pronounce it. It’s like when you are watching someone walk down the street, and they trip on the sidewalk and immediately turn around all furious as if they want to kick the sidewalk’s ass because they tripped.

Street Organizer September 29, 2008 at 12:21 pm

ROFLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

sezme September 29, 2008 at 12:21 pm

[re=113432]Carrie_Okie[/re]: I don’t think so either. During the debate, he mentioned that nobody likes him either. He won’t meet with foreign leaders he doesn’t like including the PM of Spain, he won’t look Barack in the eye or call him by name, he didn’t get in the senate to be liked, and he’s not Miss Congeniality. Even his gay torturers in Vietnam weren’t gay to him. Basically, he likes no one and the feeling is mutual.

Serolf Divad September 29, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Dave J.:

Yeah, except that those guys inevitably wind up throwing a punch at whoever happens to be conveniently close by.

edgydrifter September 29, 2008 at 12:55 pm

[re=113375]Servo[/re]: But I hate stupid fucktards. Wait a minute… aw, now I hate me.

Servo September 29, 2008 at 1:26 pm

[re=113513]edgydrifter[/re]:
Ya got me there.

Merkin September 29, 2008 at 1:55 pm

What’s on the b-side of this? The “Pork Pork Perestroika” freestyle?

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