• February 14, 2012

thx 4 da adz!Thanks to this week’s Wonkette sponsors, who always stay an extra half-hour to shake everyone’s hand: Oliver Stone’s W, Electoral-Vote.com, PAPERtoCANVAS.com, WSJ.com, The Green Collar Economy, Dar Williams’ Promised Land, EcoDrivingUSA, MSNBC, T. Boone Pickens’ PickensPlan.com, Genius and Heroin by Michael Largo, Progressive Book Club, and Standard Operating Procedure by director Errol Morris. Want to reach Wonkette’s fancy readers? Click here for the details.

{ 31 comments }

Dr. Zoidberg October 9, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Thank you, advertisers! Without you, I wouldn’t have Wonkette. Without Wonkette, I might actually be forced to work!

shortsshortsshorts October 9, 2008 at 2:37 pm

Now all you need are ads for hobo-chili, as the economic melt-down is forcing many of us to reconsider our diets.

DarkSynergy October 9, 2008 at 2:38 pm

I blame the sponsors for the complete nose dive that my productivity has been in for a year. TANX!

TJBeck October 9, 2008 at 2:39 pm

Yes, thank you advertizer people, as soon as I can afford something other than hobo juice, I’ll totally hook you up!

Tommy Says Soooo October 9, 2008 at 2:45 pm

I look forward to Oliver Stone’s W., primarily because it’s good to support someone with worse plugs than Gaffey Joe.

NoWireHangers October 9, 2008 at 2:47 pm

The site is wildly popular among a mostly male, very affluent and well educated adult crowd.

Sounds like Our Wonkette is a good place to catch a husband…

Texan Bulldoggette October 9, 2008 at 2:49 pm

Wow, that picture looks like a gay ad for Barely Legal magazine. You guys might start a whole new industry: kiddie porn w/blingee.

WadISay October 9, 2008 at 2:49 pm

Call it unfair if you will, but I will forever associate that massive pink ad with the RNC.

Jerk Cade October 9, 2008 at 2:50 pm

I know the revenue is nice for you and all but I can’t fucking read with that car meandering along the sidebar.

Texan Bulldoggette October 9, 2008 at 2:51 pm

T. Boone Pickens is advertising on Wonkette??? Does not compute…apocalypse must be near.

Reefpilot October 9, 2008 at 2:52 pm

I’m just glad all the sparkle motion pink shit is gone. And those very gay american apparel ads. For a while I thought Wonkette was leaning to the Gay Old Party.

Ha, very affluent base? Trickle down some of that econ my way, fellow wonketter yuppies!

TGY October 9, 2008 at 2:58 pm

So, when is Wonkette’s IPO? Good time for it.

shortsshortsshorts October 9, 2008 at 2:58 pm

Do you have to be a business to advertise on Wonkette? Because I want one of the little ads.

emmbob October 9, 2008 at 3:01 pm

It’s nice to know I’m “mostly male.”

freakishlystrong October 9, 2008 at 3:07 pm

“Wonkette’s like that aunt who gets bombed at every family function”, or every debate! EVERY debate…Blingee…Fabby!

WadISay October 9, 2008 at 3:12 pm

…blog that reaches over 1 million monthly unique visitors…

Thank you for not putting unique in quotes.

I say, let’s all trade the name of our accountants to figure out what to do when our taxes go up if that Black fellow–what’s his name?–gets elected.

TJBeck October 9, 2008 at 3:12 pm

ooo, DJIA at 9008.73 and dropping – you can do it! Da Bears! Wooo!

Oh, there it is – dow 8972.81!

http://finance.yahoo.com/q?d=t&s=%5EDJI

TJBeck October 9, 2008 at 3:13 pm

http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idUKN0931831820081009?rpc=44
US STOCKS-Dow falls below 9,000 on credit fears
Thu Oct 9, 2008 3:10pm EDT

Citizen Kang October 9, 2008 at 3:59 pm

[re=128040]NoWireHangers[/re]:

Will you be my future ex-wife?

TGY October 9, 2008 at 4:41 pm

[re=128040]NoWireHangers[/re]: Broke is the new affluent.

Ken Layne October 9, 2008 at 4:45 pm

[re=128051]Jerk Cade[/re]: Oh well, we’ll just start paying for rent and food with … your comments?

Ken Layne October 9, 2008 at 4:47 pm

[re=128182]McCainsThirdNipple[/re]: Oh that is very rebellious of you. Stick it to, uh, people who work as the writers of the sites you read.

Ken Layne October 9, 2008 at 4:49 pm

[re=128065]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Anybody can advertise! Most of the Wonkette blogad buyers are non-profits or small publishers. There are cheap classifieds and mini-ads listed here.

NoWireHangers October 9, 2008 at 4:57 pm

[re=128410]Ken Layne[/re]: Ha! Like Shorts has $500. Sorry, Shorts but we all know it’s true…

NoWireHangers October 9, 2008 at 4:58 pm

[re=128234]Citizen Kang[/re]: What kind of alimony are you offering?

Jerk Cade October 9, 2008 at 4:58 pm

[re=128394]Ken Layne[/re]: I understand it is a good time to invest in equities . . .

Citizen Kang October 9, 2008 at 5:40 pm

[re=128437]NoWireHangers[/re]:

That’s what I like in a woman…a solid commitment with an exit strategy. I let Paulson “borrow” my last $700 billion so you’ll just have to settle for 2 cans of beans and a pat on the back.

McCainsThirdNipple October 9, 2008 at 5:44 pm

[re=128400]Ken Layne[/re]: Oh Ken, don’t get angry that you were cut off from the teat of Gawker Media and forced to make it on your own without that attention-whore Ana Marie Cox.

Garble October 9, 2008 at 5:48 pm

Oh sure, it’s okay for you to post gay porn…

shortsshortsshorts October 9, 2008 at 6:01 pm

[re=128436]NoWireHangers[/re]: You are correct… but I have many get rich schemes in mind with the coming economic crisis, mostly involving looting.

OhYeahAlright October 9, 2008 at 6:11 pm

[re=128053]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Yeah, Wonkette is taking his blood money! Shame on you Wonkette!
Seriously, he is gonna drain all the aquifer in America and then we will all die of thirst… But we will have wind energy! Which he marks up and sells at twice the operating cost. What a fucker.

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