• February 14, 2012

It’s still “Oktober,” according to the German lunar calendar. Hooray! At one “Oktoberfest,” the Teutonic Gods are giving away ancient beer tickets, and all you have do to is dress like a German. It’s so easy — actual Germans do it all the time! Just make sure if you go retro and dress as a Nazi you know what you’re getting yourself into! (It’s Poland.)

Friday:

  • Perverse sexual favors might get you into to famous deejay Girl Talk’s sold out show at the 9:30 Club tonight. And if not, hey, perverse sexual favors! 10 PM. [9:30 Club]
  • Last chance to see a documentary about sculptor Alberto Giacometti at the National Gallery. 12:30 PM. [National Gallery]
  • Wander aimlessly around Bethesda, a self-described “world of excitement” and stop into a few galleries, which are open late tonight. [Bethesda Arts Walk]

Saturday:

  • See British rockers the Wedding Present at the Black Cat. They’re playing with the Jealous Girlfriends at 9 PM. $15. Later there’s KICKS! A night of power pop and capslock. It’s free. [Black Cat]
  • Dutch “DVDJ” Sander Kleinenberg will be spinning, or the “DVDJ” equivalent, at Ibiza. [Ibiza]
  • Oktoberfest continues, today at the Maryland State Fairgrounds. Dress up like a German person, and receive three free beer tickets. 12 PM – 8 PM. $20. [Washington Post]
  • The Antiques are having an album release party at the Velvet Lounge. $8; 9 PM. Hm, there are several bands named “the Antiques.” Disambiguation! [Velvet Lounge]

Sunday:

  • Ra Ra Riot performs at the Black Cat. $12; 8:30 PM. [Black Cat]

{ 12 comments }

nurple October 9, 2008 at 5:06 pm

In Germany, there are not only infantry re-enactors, there are also SS re-enactors. A pair of Germans in SS officer uniforms was seen driving a vintage motorcycle and sidecar during the D-Day anniversary. I believe they were made unwelcome.

Lazy Media October 9, 2008 at 5:13 pm

So, if you wear squished square glasses with half-inch-tall lenses, you get in free?

Larry Fine October 9, 2008 at 5:15 pm

How about a Sargeant Schultz look-alike contest?

checkonechecktwo October 9, 2008 at 5:16 pm

Heil Hamburger Hamlet!

TGY October 9, 2008 at 5:19 pm

Sorry, I’m too old for perverse sexual favors and it’s basically a buyer’s market.

azw88 October 9, 2008 at 5:21 pm

Here in Tucson, AZ (the part of the state that did NOT vote for John McCain.. for ANYTHING) we have our Tucson Meet Yourself. Find out how many different ways one can send your cholesterol through the roof!

wenchphanny October 9, 2008 at 5:21 pm

Never before today did I realize “Caps Lock” was an anagram of “cock slap.” Thank you, Wonkette, for reminding me in the midst of my dyslexia how fundamentally important it is to read carefully, especially when reading out loud to your desk-neighbor.

dasNeonlicht October 9, 2008 at 5:30 pm

The Antiques are great. Like a trippier, gloomier R.E.M. Beautiful guitars and faraway vocals.

facehead October 9, 2008 at 5:41 pm
scotterl October 9, 2008 at 5:55 pm

Get your schnitzel out, win a prize!

S. Cullen Bonz October 9, 2008 at 5:57 pm

Oral sex in the Munich gardens: frau licking in the park.

CivicHoliday October 10, 2008 at 1:09 pm

Baracktoberfest! Sweet, smooth guiness for everyone!

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