• February 12, 2012

OMFG Bill Kristol this morning! If you like the Obama then you should be SCARED right now because Bill Kristol says McCain is getting crushed, and anything Bill Kristol ever says is diametrically opposed to the truth. Famous McCain campaign slob Nancy Poopenheifer tells Fox News here that she knows Bill Kristol, she’s worked with Bill Kristol, Bill Kristol’s a friend of hers, but Bill Kristol is in the tank for that moozie. [Think Progress]

{ 46 comments }

ihasasad October 13, 2008 at 2:06 pm

Thank you for bumping the pee pee king down a bit

TGY October 13, 2008 at 2:08 pm

Pretty soon McCain will be in the tank.

Cogito Ergo Bibo October 13, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Well of COURSE she doesn’t think Grampy should scrap everything and start from scratch. Not many people would say, “Oh, he should totally fire my ass. What this campaign needs is new blood.”

Well, unless she would like to dog whistle for some more of that blood we hear called for at that daily Nazi rallies.

Gopherit v2.0 October 13, 2008 at 2:09 pm

But….but…..only a Maverick would listen to Kristol’s advice!

Plzwalnutzplzwalnutzplzwalnutzplzwalnutzplzwalnutzplzwalnutz!!!!

But Keep that Palin-woman. She’s fertile, full of the smartz, and a hell of good cook!

President Beeblebrox October 13, 2008 at 2:10 pm

I can has elekshun?

SuperRounder October 13, 2008 at 2:12 pm

[re=131686]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: You beat me to it. The economy is in the toilet, no one is going to argue for their own dismissal.

lawrenceofthedesert October 13, 2008 at 2:14 pm

“Poopenheifer” struck just the right tone. She obviously had breakfasted on cat litter.

SayItWithWookies October 13, 2008 at 2:14 pm

“Sometimes he’s brilliant and sometimes he’s not,” Nancy? Um — could you give one example of each?

hockeymom October 13, 2008 at 2:16 pm

Is she on a hunger strike or is she some sort of exoskeleton/humanoid?

NYNYNY October 13, 2008 at 2:16 pm

Now I think I want to get out of the tank.

BobLoblawLawBlog October 13, 2008 at 2:17 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

OK, I’ve composed myself enough to snark. No, wait a sec, it’s happening again…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kristol’s in the tank, and Obama’s a pussy because he is fighting to be presidenHAHAHAHHAHAHA…Oh, forget it.

cal October 13, 2008 at 2:17 pm

So Bill Kristol hates America?

freakishlystrong October 13, 2008 at 2:17 pm

Kristol is what little douchebags want to be when they grow up…

WadISay October 13, 2008 at 2:18 pm

Never have more bullshit graphs, logos, headlines, etc. been crammed onto a TV screen than on Fox “news”. I am surprised they don’t have the text of John Bolton’s latest piece in the WSJ crawling across the middle of the screen. All for an audience of illiterates.

jasonelias October 13, 2008 at 2:18 pm

The clip ended on Pooper’s shit-eating grin, as it should be.

Worlds End October 13, 2008 at 2:19 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, McCain just said he has them just where he wants them.

wheelie October 13, 2008 at 2:19 pm

See that Kristol article, McCain? Kristol calls you “incoherent” and “incompetent”. You are so fu*ked.

Gopherit v2.0 October 13, 2008 at 2:20 pm

[re=131709]NYNYNY[/re]: Elitist.

NewSpence October 13, 2008 at 2:20 pm

May I please point out that Bill Kristol is suggesting that Sarah Palin hold press conferences, lots of press conferences?
We should all be grateful to the man for this. Can you imagine the joy in Wonkville on that glorious day?

druranium October 13, 2008 at 2:23 pm

Stand up sit down fight fight fight! McCain’s “comeback” is really annoying.

Gopherit v2.0 October 13, 2008 at 2:23 pm

[re=131706]hockeymom[/re]: Cigarettes, coffee, and hate can sustain, if not nourish.

OzoneTom October 13, 2008 at 2:24 pm

That neck would put a goose to shame.

ColdCupofHope October 13, 2008 at 2:26 pm

In Judo, you use your opponent’s momentum against him. I think Kristol is using some weird, word-generated form of Judo to send McCain straight to a victory. Cause, he can’t be right. I mean, he’s NEVER been right about anything…

Why start now?

Someone waterboard the fuck out of Kristol and get him to tell us what crazy crap he’s trying to pull, people. Move! Have you never seen 24?!

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 13, 2008 at 2:26 pm

Just how fucking big is the Tank?

JadedDIssonance October 13, 2008 at 2:28 pm

What’s that nice philosophical term again? When you feel pleasure because your enemy feels pain due to the fact that your other enemy has just agreed with you but then feels pain himself?
Double Schadenfreude?

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 13, 2008 at 2:30 pm

The comments on Bill Kristol’s article are truly the best reading. I don’t think I’ve read so much calling bullshit since… ever.

shoeho October 13, 2008 at 2:32 pm

[re=131725]NewSpence[/re]: Jeebus, I don’t believe he really meant that. He must have confuzzlated his words…it was McCain speak for “Don’t let her near a mic w/o a speech on the teleprompter!”

TeddyS October 13, 2008 at 2:36 pm

The tank is already too crowded and now the rightwingnuts are trying to get in.

druranium October 13, 2008 at 2:36 pm

Yes, Kristol wants them to perk up and be cheery and talk to the media more. I see nothing but fail on the McCain horizon regardless of what expression or chipper attitude they manage to plaster on.
Poopenheifer! Thank you Jim Newell!

herpezhilton October 13, 2008 at 2:37 pm

[re=131734]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: The tank is slightly smaller than Kristol’s grin.

JadedDIssonance October 13, 2008 at 2:40 pm

[re=131740]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: My Favorite Comment:
Mr. Kristol,

When you speak on television, you seem elegant, restrained, and highly reasonable. In writing, you seem flat, mediocre, and pedestrian; is someone else penning your columns?

This latest one is yet another example. You may have a compelling point, but, ironically, your scatter-shot presentation obscures it. Even more ironically, you counsel a chaotic campaign with a somewhat chaotic memo. If Senator McCain’s message doesn’t come off as particularly solid or confident, yours sounds truly desperate. It’s like: “Nothing is working! Start over! Do something! Try this!”

My guess is that the Senator will be OK and will do well not to panic like you and others seem to be.

— Time after time, Sarcoxie, MO

Gopherit v2.0 October 13, 2008 at 2:46 pm

[re=131762]JadedDIssonance[/re]: shouldn’t that have ended with his honorific, Grand Wizard of the Sarcoxie Clavern of the Klu Klux Klan?

NYNYNY October 13, 2008 at 2:46 pm

[re=131721]Worlds End[/re]: Just like McCain and his Dad got the Vietnamese right where they wanted them. I.E. they both escaped with their lives.

Rodney Badger October 13, 2008 at 2:57 pm

Poopenheifer always wears these really severe, authoritarian, outfits. I find them sort of frightening. I bet you that she is not dull sexually. And further wager that engaging her in that fashion will leave you feeling more shamed than normal.

JSDC007 October 13, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Love it when piranha start eating their own.

magic titty October 13, 2008 at 3:05 pm

I fucking hate that nosejobbed slag.

sarcasticusername October 13, 2008 at 3:09 pm

poor walnuts, reality is totally in the tank too.

Hopey dont play that game October 13, 2008 at 3:13 pm

Obviously Bill Ayers wrote this column for him. Think about it…

Actually don’t waste your time.

Tra October 13, 2008 at 3:21 pm

By November, they’re just going to be beating each other with sticks. I’ll bring the popcorn.

OzoneTom October 13, 2008 at 3:29 pm

[re=131858]sarcasticusername[/re]: It does have a well-known liberal bias.

AnnieGetYourFun October 13, 2008 at 3:32 pm

I find it sad that the McCain campaign keeps pushing the “phoning it in” line, believing that it will pick up momentum in the same way that the “flip-flop” thing did with Kerry. I can just see McCain’s people handing out big foam telephones at all their rallies, thinking that everyone will start chanting “no phoning in!”. There was a time when that would have worked, but it’s not now.

CooterMarie October 13, 2008 at 3:44 pm

[re=131912]Tra[/re]: Love it.

Not only is he in the tank, but it will probably come out that he’s supplied handjobs for everyone at ACORN, and has been Bernadine Dohrn’s personal bikini waxer, which clearly makes him Osama Bin Laden’s best friend and confidante.

dougbob October 13, 2008 at 4:24 pm

OMG there is some republican geek with a green tie (don bellinger?) saying that one reason we need to vote mccain is to keep the CIA interrogation programs from being gutted by hopey. i thought that the guys with the black helicopters had gotten to obama and shown him the REALLY BIG SECRETS that would scare the crap out of the American people if known. does this mean that there are no Really Big Secrets?

primarywatcher October 13, 2008 at 4:57 pm

Pooofinlimbaugh: wha, wha, wha-wha-wha new economic plan, wha, wha 401k, wha-wha-wha. Obama wha-wha-wha-wha wha Obama wha Obama, Obama, Obama, wha wha wha-wha-wha…

Tick, tock, tick, tock

Ilikepigeons October 13, 2008 at 6:10 pm

it’s name is PFOTENWHORE people.

she usually wears scarves or high-necked elizabethan type collars because her chest and
neck turn bright red and rashy with each and every lie she is pushing.

rocktonsammy October 13, 2008 at 7:15 pm

I love Nancy’s long thin neck.

You just know she swallows hard.

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