• February 14, 2012


Remember this tiny outrage from … uh, when was Hillary running for president? Did we still have money then? Anyway, here is the porn movie about Sarah Paylin. [Boing Boing]

{ 56 comments }

Anonymous Office Zombie October 15, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Can’t… stop… laughing!

Scarab October 15, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Oddly, more appealing than the real Sarah Palin.

InsidiousTuna October 15, 2008 at 1:36 pm

BRB, gonna kill this fifth of Jack Daniels

OzoneTom October 15, 2008 at 1:36 pm

Is that a shortened version of the Larry Flynt video?

friendlynerd October 15, 2008 at 1:36 pm

Tiny Sarah Palin apparently has a huge dick. That she likes to rub. I think I need to vomit now.

graceless October 15, 2008 at 1:37 pm

That is so wrong.

Kwame' October 15, 2008 at 1:38 pm

More disturbing than a Joel Peter Witkin photograph.

grendel October 15, 2008 at 1:38 pm

I’m so glad we have the internet to spread the wisdom of the ages to a wider audience.

DarkSynergy October 15, 2008 at 1:39 pm

[re=134385]InsidiousTuna[/re]: Your going to need more than that my friend. Haha, I said my friend. See what I did there? HA!

user-of-owls October 15, 2008 at 1:39 pm

[re=134396]grendel[/re]: …and the Library of Congress.

Gopherit v2.0 October 15, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Why was pequena Palin packing a baby armadillo in her swimsuit? And did s/he have to keep petting it?

shortsshortsshorts October 15, 2008 at 1:40 pm

Let’s exploit the littles, everyone. Anyone have a copy of the Wizard of Oz laying around?

Gopherit v2.0 October 15, 2008 at 1:40 pm

[re=134389]friendlynerd[/re]: you beat me to it.

I bet that suit chafes.

HuskyMescan October 15, 2008 at 1:41 pm

[re=134389]friendlynerd[/re]: It’s not huge. She/he’s just pequeña.

rambone October 15, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop dropping acid.

HuskyMescan October 15, 2008 at 1:45 pm

[re=134400]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: when a man is in a leotard, things just feel good.

The Jackson Five October 15, 2008 at 1:45 pm

I think I’m in love.

Serolf Divad October 15, 2008 at 1:46 pm

I think I’d rather look at Tina Fey.

grendel October 15, 2008 at 1:46 pm

[re=134406]rambone[/re]: What do you mean? That video was just a test pattern… what did you see?

Robbertjan October 15, 2008 at 1:46 pm

[re=134406]rambone[/re]: Actually I just started or is this shit for real?

The D October 15, 2008 at 1:47 pm

If my moron-to-English translator is working correctly, I think Dan Quayle just told Sarah Palin to suck it, keep on sucking, and then suck some more. Sayeth J. Danforth:

“I basically said, ‘Look, just be yourself. You were selected by John McCain because of who you are and what you have done,. . . Don’t let them take anything away from you. Just go out and be yourself.”

In other words, the above video is especially trenchant.

problemwithcaring October 15, 2008 at 1:48 pm

[re=134383]Scarab[/re]: Speaks better English, too.

Kev-O-Tron October 15, 2008 at 1:48 pm

That’s more disturbing than Blue Velvet or Mulholland Drive. I need to go burn my laptop now.

S.Luggo October 15, 2008 at 1:51 pm

And elitist MSM critcs said Cinéma Vérité was dead. Take THAT, Mister A.O. Scott.

Miller October 15, 2008 at 1:52 pm

I love David Lynch’s political ads. This will haunt my nightmares forever.

lollydee October 15, 2008 at 1:53 pm

Todd Palin would totally hit that.

spencer October 15, 2008 at 1:54 pm

Oh great now the McCain campaign is now going to accuse Obama of hiring illegal aliens to star in his attack ads.

Also lets show this to Cheney to finish him off.

Cogito Ergo Bibo October 15, 2008 at 1:54 pm

There needs to be a delete switch in my brain. Seriously. I NEED ONE.

NoWireHangers October 15, 2008 at 1:54 pm

Gooble Gobble! We accept her, one of us! One of us!

OKLAHOMAjesus? October 15, 2008 at 1:55 pm

[re=134383]Scarab[/re]: Don’t forget more foreign policy experience! I almost want McCain to win so I can have at least 4 more years of la pequeña Sarah Palin!

Not_So_Much October 15, 2008 at 1:56 pm

Is it wrong to find the outsized, chimpanzee-like hands and arms strangely alluring?

Well then, my friends, I don’t wanna be right.

petite brawnley October 15, 2008 at 1:56 pm

What does it mean that I find La Pequeña Sarah Palin a lot hotter than La Pequeña Hillary Clinton? What does that say about me, as an American? About our country, these great United States of America?

Texan Bulldoggette October 15, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Can’t watch that. Little people & clowns scare me.

HuskyMescan October 15, 2008 at 2:02 pm

[re=134432]spencer[/re]: Hahaha. so true. i wouldn’t put it past him.

Tawmn October 15, 2008 at 2:03 pm

Oh… these knitting needles here must be for my EYES!

Keram2 October 15, 2008 at 2:04 pm

It’s time to burn the internet to the ground.

suchsweetthunder October 15, 2008 at 2:13 pm

four whore diamonds.

HuskyMescan October 15, 2008 at 2:14 pm

ooooh god , flash site:

http://palinaspresident.com/

Click on the door a few times, then click on the little deer.

OrangeAlert October 15, 2008 at 2:14 pm

something tells me it’s mencia under the mask. now if you’ll excuse me i have to cleanse my mental palette with some mapplethorpe photos and a line of meth.

El Topo October 15, 2008 at 2:15 pm

[re=134441]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Here you go.

President Beeblebrox October 15, 2008 at 2:18 pm

Pequeña Palin’s lower torso apparently got lost somewhere along the way…

Giant Robot October 15, 2008 at 2:19 pm

¡Basta las parodies!

problemwithcaring October 15, 2008 at 2:45 pm

[re=134480]HuskyMescan[/re]: So much fun….’til it hits you….

WadISay October 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm

If this…person…had winked, it would be goodbye breakfast and lunch.

azw88 October 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm

[re=134480]HuskyMescan[/re]: I saw that the other day, but hadn’t multiple click on the door.

too funny!

ServiceJervixJuice October 15, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Well that was utterly horrifying, yet curiously satisfying.

checkonechecktwo October 15, 2008 at 2:53 pm

I’m so glad to see Christina Aguilera working again.

PoliticalGraffiti October 15, 2008 at 2:54 pm

la pequena amy winehouse is also pretty intriguing…

PoliticalGraffiti October 15, 2008 at 2:54 pm

and c’mon. the masked dude who likes to do pelvic thrusts, obviously is mccain

azw88 October 15, 2008 at 2:59 pm

Well, I’ve heard and used the phrase “Sick AND Wrong” for years, but until now, I’d never had a video that exemplified the phrase…

bitchincamaro October 15, 2008 at 3:27 pm

By now, I am wise to the ways of La Pequena and made sure my bladder and all other bodily orifices were evacuated before I viewed this latest travesty.

WoundedVeteran October 15, 2008 at 4:28 pm

Naw man, that’s Chris Ortloff, the Johnny Depp Rep from upstate N.Y., AND Sara Palin doing an obscure rewrite from Cumalot, in this scene, Morgana (the small one) is swearing vengeance against Uter, Arthur’s poppa, and sure enough, later on, she does Arthur, is knocked up, and has John McCoo, the rest is recorded history with Mark Foley riding a stud horse upside down and backwards. The End

HedonismBot October 15, 2008 at 4:46 pm

I wonder if he/she/it does bachelor parties…

Rusty Shackleford October 15, 2008 at 4:51 pm

Well, at least it has better production value than your average Kevin Smith film.

ivenson October 15, 2008 at 8:46 pm

I’m pequena Sarah Palin…that gum you like is going to come back in style…the owls are flying again….

foog October 15, 2008 at 11:04 pm

[re=134429]Miller[/re]: David Lynch my ass. This is John Waters at his prime, this is. I expect we’ll see the outtakes soon, and I fear for my eyeballs if mini-Divine goes near a poodle.

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