• February 15, 2012

Here’s a CNN anchor lady first making hilarious jokes about how lazy all of her contributors are, and by “jokes” we mean twice calling another lady a “cunt.” The clever display of wit appears to have been botched! The other lady has a sort of “O Heavens!” look, and then they talk about, oh who knows, the various politics of the day. [YouTube]

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gurukalehuru October 15, 2008 at 2:38 pm

“Don’t be afraid,” said the cunt of the North. “I’m a good cunt.” L. Frank Baum

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 15, 2008 at 2:38 pm

Best video ever?

Worlds End October 15, 2008 at 2:39 pm

subtlety is not her specialty.

spencer October 15, 2008 at 2:39 pm

If you type “cunt cunt” into Google (with quotes), wonkette is the third link. Good work.

JadedDIssonance October 15, 2008 at 2:39 pm

At least she didn’t call her a dick…dick…dickbag!

facehead October 15, 2008 at 2:39 pm

Well, she does kinda resemble Cindy McCain.

Dernyul October 15, 2008 at 2:39 pm

How cuntroversial

Squiggyfm October 15, 2008 at 2:40 pm

Ahh….the rare “double cunt”.

YOUR MOVE OLBERMANN!

petite brawnley October 15, 2008 at 2:41 pm

She loses control of her Tourette’s when she talks to Leslie Sanchez, the same way some old men Republicans lose control of their weiners whenever they’re in a chat room with minors (or police officers posing as minors).

EnBuenOra October 15, 2008 at 2:41 pm

Cunt-cunt-contributor! Ha ha!

demtard October 15, 2008 at 2:42 pm

Well, at least somebody on CNN got something right for a change.

JadedDIssonance October 15, 2008 at 2:42 pm

Wait, are we all unwittingly making fun of someone with a speech impediment again?

SayItWithWookies October 15, 2008 at 2:43 pm

I cunt believe it.

Tawmn October 15, 2008 at 2:43 pm

That was awesome!!!!

qwerty42 October 15, 2008 at 2:44 pm

Courtesy Sullivan, this link that seems to suggest the Republican pundits may be missing what is going on. Of course, there is probably another perfectly good reason, so more Ayers ads right away!

Liverspots October 15, 2008 at 2:45 pm

She’s also a trollop-trollop-strategist.

Rodney Badger October 15, 2008 at 2:46 pm

Who called who a cunt? Who was the cuntor and who was the cuntee?

Godot October 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm

To be fair, she was talking about Leslie Sanchez.

Itsjustme October 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm

BEST Ever!

facehead October 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm

I’m all for legalized prostitution; why can’t we just respect this woman’s right to contribute her cunt as many times as she must in order to make a living?

PoliticalGraffiti October 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm

im sorry, i cunt hear you

btwbfdimho October 15, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Next she referred to the Prez as George W. Cindy.

DangerousLiberal October 15, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Just puttin’ cuntry first, y’all

JadedDIssonance October 15, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Check out Walnuts!’ attack squirrels! They even have a blog! “Acorns don’t fall far from the tree”

accidental_tourist October 15, 2008 at 2:50 pm

And somewhere a lonely Cuntry First sign cried alone in the corner.

WadISay October 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm

I bet the second they cut to commercial break stuff came out of everybodys’ nose.

villageatrois October 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm

[re=134544]petite brawnley[/re]: McCranky has Tourette’s Syndrome also. I heard his case is sequela of a palinoma.

facehead October 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm

[re=134536]spencer[/re]: Yeah, but we’re still outranked by “Cuntmaster’s Vagina Finder”

freakishlystrong October 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm

Well, Cuntry First, after all…

bitchincamaro October 15, 2008 at 2:54 pm

Later on, they gabbed about Stevie Nicks’ Greatest Tits.

rmontcal October 15, 2008 at 2:55 pm

I also think she’s a bitch-bitch… that’s all.

Shot at Wolf October 15, 2008 at 2:56 pm

Well, many years ago, in grammar school, it was twat’s that you say…I cunt whore you.

problemwithcaring October 15, 2008 at 2:56 pm

HaHa! because everybody does hate Roland Martin and Dirty Sanchez is a cunt. Finally no-spin.

wheelie October 15, 2008 at 2:56 pm

“Now let’s talk about John McCain – asshole, asshole, a soldier – in Vietnam who became a Senator . . .”

azw88 October 15, 2008 at 2:57 pm

Well, it was Leslie Sanchez that said Let’s just call a Spade a Spade here.”

Well, Leslie, I guess you could say, let’s just call a cunt a cunt!

(my apologies to my late mom, who would just about kill me for using that specific word)

Hopey dont play that game October 15, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Afterwards the three talking heads repaired to the green room for a clean sanchez

SayItWithWookies October 15, 2008 at 3:01 pm

[re=134571]JadedDIssonance[/re]: And I was just thinking that trained squirrels couldn’t do worse than McCain’s campaign staff. Satire just can’t keep up with reality.

Serolf Divad October 15, 2008 at 3:03 pm

This is why I love Wonkette. This and the George W. Bush taking orders from aliens are the best blog posts ever.

JadedDIssonance October 15, 2008 at 3:04 pm

[re=134602]SayItWithWookies[/re]: His campaign workers can’t even tell a good nut from a bad one!

shortsshortsshorts October 15, 2008 at 3:06 pm

[re=134604]Serolf Divad[/re]: Wow, the throw back from way back. Well played.

Dernyul October 15, 2008 at 3:07 pm

She doesn’t believe what she says, she just being cuntrarian.

S.Luggo October 15, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Kyra’s repetition was unnecessary and unneeded.

BTW: After Kyra’s performance, Freudian Slip now means a woman’s undergarment.

[re=134558]Rodney Badger[/re]: And, “How can we know the dancer from the dance?”

wheelie October 15, 2008 at 3:15 pm

I hope she’s going to wank, to wank, to anchor a lot more CNN discussions.

huffybike October 15, 2008 at 3:16 pm

And here I thought Kyra Phillips couldn’t be less competent than when she left on her mic pack in the bathroom. How wrong I was! http://tinyurl.com/43m6sm

Hairy Reed October 15, 2008 at 3:23 pm

This is literally the only thing that has made me laugh all day. And then everyone stared at me curiously.

S.Luggo October 15, 2008 at 3:27 pm

[re=134635]huffybike[/re]: Why are you such a sexist?

Neon Trotsky October 15, 2008 at 3:35 pm

So when is CNN going to get its massive fine for cuntributing to indecency on the airwaves?

forgracie October 15, 2008 at 3:37 pm

This wasn’t as cool as the hottie saying “fuck” though….

S.Luggo October 15, 2008 at 3:39 pm

[re=134683]Neon Trotsky[/re]: Kyra’s words were not indeceny. They were political commentary.

Maus October 15, 2008 at 3:41 pm

[re=134683]Neon Trotsky[/re]: You’d think the AFA would be ALL OVER this opportinuty to sic the FCC on the Clinton News Network for all they’re worth.

Kingbee October 15, 2008 at 3:48 pm

I, for one, welcome any cunt contributor! And twice as happy to welcome a cunt-cunt contributor!

rockstarjoe October 15, 2008 at 4:04 pm

I choo-choo-choose you, cunt!

gurukalehuru October 15, 2008 at 4:31 pm

Someone must be held accuntable.

DangerousLiberal October 15, 2008 at 4:51 pm

[re=134572]accidental_tourist[/re]: Jinx on all y’all, I think.

StephanieInCA October 15, 2008 at 5:20 pm

Wow, i guess the “C” in CNN stands for something different than what we thought.

askwhipple October 15, 2008 at 5:45 pm

At least she did’t call Roland a cunt! He was with her and I’m sure he would have taken the bitch out before the second cunt came out of her mouth…

DailyComicsReview October 15, 2008 at 6:04 pm

That’s not tourettes you can believe in…

regisgoat October 15, 2008 at 6:24 pm

[re=134588]Shot at Wolf[/re]:
You remember this one, don’t you? The playground rhyme as performed by the Asylum Street Spankers, complete with the most patriotic song of last year:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsOIjzQ1V8

grevillea October 15, 2008 at 6:56 pm

Does this endorsement cunt as a cuntribution to McCunt’s Cuntry First cuntpaign?

Shot at Wolf October 15, 2008 at 7:08 pm

[re=135049]regisgoat[/re]:
Now that’s class! Thanks! My ol’ playground pals only had secret private girl-parts to sing about.

Waveos October 15, 2008 at 11:21 pm

See you next Tuesday, is the new ” bitch”.

BobLoblawLawBlog October 16, 2008 at 5:10 am

I’m still watching this, thinking about this, and laughinglaughinglaughing about this. By myself. On the train. People are frightened of me. I don’t give a shit.

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