• February 14, 2012

Poor Mr. Met, decapitated on live teevee. What is wrong with the Fox News and their leader, Greta? For background on why Mr. Met was at the presidential debate: he was planted by Conan O’Brien, THE IRISH SCOURGE. [YouTube]

{ 53 comments }

President X October 16, 2008 at 7:12 pm

Why do elitist right wing foreign nobility hate baseball and ordinary hard working white baseball mascots??

Where have all the Bitters and Truck Nutz gone?

JadedDIssonance October 16, 2008 at 7:15 pm

Red State Declares: The Presidential Race Is Over!
be sure to check out the comments. PLEASE check out the comments.

bitchincamaro October 16, 2008 at 7:15 pm

Not the first time some jagoff’s been giving head on Faux Noose.

Dave J. October 16, 2008 at 7:15 pm

Wasn’t that insane drunk hillbilly woman a few weeks back warning us what would happen if BaRAWK Hu-SAYN OBAMAH becomes the President? The AYrabs will cut our heads off! And just after Obama won the debate, Mr. Met lost his head. Coincidence? Please, wake up, America.

Whitey Did Katrina October 16, 2008 at 7:16 pm

[re=137914]President X[/re]: *IF* the right wing did it, it was because they loved Mr. Met too much.

JadedDIssonance October 16, 2008 at 7:23 pm

I’m full of the links today.

Brits take a shot at captions of Monster McCain from last night

I’m betting nobody else here knows what a Hakka is. Haaaaah.

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2008 at 7:25 pm

What’s even worse is that Joe the Mascot there was about to buy the franchise, except Barack Obama’s socialist tax increases were now gonna make that impossible. Sad, sad waste.

azw88 October 16, 2008 at 7:27 pm

I hate the Mets, to be sure, but they should have ripped the head off of that white, rich, pissed off Hilltard Rothschild….

ManchuCandidate October 16, 2008 at 7:27 pm

[re=137916]JadedDIssonance[/re]:
I had a good belly laugh.

What made me laugh wasn’t their fighting spirit, but the sad lack of brain horsepower and delusion.

Waveos October 16, 2008 at 7:28 pm

Mr. Met is Joe the Plumber??? Have you ever seen them together. Think about it.

ManchuCandidate October 16, 2008 at 7:28 pm

What bothered me the most was that Greta face was considerably more leathery and stretched tighter than Mr Met’s.

Anonymous Office Zombie October 16, 2008 at 7:28 pm

Mr. Met? Decapitation? I thought the horror show was Greta’s dispach from the Twillight Zone.

In other news, McCain experiences his first erection in years.
http://masterdebater.ytmnd.com/

Jamie Sommers October 16, 2008 at 7:29 pm

Irish scourge? Isn’t that redundant? Or is it just McCain?

iwillsavethispatient October 16, 2008 at 7:30 pm

[re=137924]JadedDIssonance[/re]: “I’m betting nobody else here knows what a Hakka is” O RLY?

S. Cullen Bonz October 16, 2008 at 7:31 pm

What about the next head the guy was wearing? Like that Russian doll, inside a doll, inside a…

bitchincamaro October 16, 2008 at 7:33 pm

[re=137932]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: WIN.

HedonismBot October 16, 2008 at 7:39 pm

But his true identity must never be revealed! For national security reasons!! Fox News committed treason.

Josh Fruhlinger October 16, 2008 at 7:41 pm

Why is Lauren Bacall stumping for McCain’s tax plan?

Biden Time October 16, 2008 at 7:45 pm

I blame Al Qaeda in the National League, which by the way, didn’t exist until Washington invaded the National League.

druranium October 16, 2008 at 7:48 pm

[re=137916]JadedDIssonance[/re]: Nuts! :
“Lastly, I have commited to spending an hour in prayer each day for this election. I suggest others do the same. We had divine intervention in 2000, we can have it again.”
ehhhhh good luck with that

Maus October 16, 2008 at 7:50 pm

[re=137916]JadedDIssonance[/re]: Holy crap.

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auntminnie October 16th, 2008 at 12:23 p.m. CDT (link)

I work in REP. Headquarters in No. CA. One day as I was making calls I ran across a gentelman that said, (when asked which canidate he intended to support),NEITHER ONE! So I said I would put him down as UN-DECIDED, “HE SAID NO THAT IS NOT RIGHT, I’M GOING TO VOTE FOR SARAH PALIN!” He was for OB but when Palin came on board he wanted her (and her husband. “My comment about all of this Rush, is that I pray they win and that Todd Palin gets an active part in an important job. Between the 4 of them maybe they can straighten out Washington!!!”

Aughghghhhhh what the fuck.

Maus October 16, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Though, http://www.redstate.com/diaries/brad_smith/2008/oct/16/time-to-get-real-and-save-the-senate/#c58274 and the comment following it are pretty awesome together.

V572625694 October 16, 2008 at 7:58 pm

[re=137916]JadedDIssonance[/re]: Here’s a terrific comment from Red State: “Lastly, I have commited to spending an hour in prayer each day for this election. I suggest others do the same. We had divine intervention in 2000, we can have it again.”

Pray for WALNUTS! It worked for Chimpy in 2000!

JadedDIssonance October 16, 2008 at 8:11 pm

[re=137934]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: your avatar gives you away.

JadedDIssonance October 16, 2008 at 8:12 pm

[re=137953]V572625694[/re]: [re=137947]druranium[/re]: Praying for rain really worked earlier…IT HURRICAINED THEIR ASSES!

grevillea October 16, 2008 at 8:16 pm

[re=137924]JadedDIssonance[/re]: Hakka? Isn’t that a Chinese tribal group, and a type of noodle? Oh I see, you mean ‘haka’ but can’t spell it. Mmm, impressive general knowledge!

wheelie October 16, 2008 at 8:23 pm

[re=137924]JadedDIssonance[/re]: You lose that bet with me, my friend.

Speaking of bets, anyone in Ireland who bet that Obama was going to win the election got their winnings TODAY. Yes, Ireland’s top gambling outfit today announced that they weren’t going to wait to pay out until people actually voted. They conceded that it’s a certainty.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2008/1016/breaking51.html

iwillsavethispatient October 16, 2008 at 8:23 pm

Whilst we’re linking to the Times – Bears in Idaho wear gloves! Warning: Contains Country Music.

Oh, and if anyone was wondering, here’s a Haka for you all. Bizarrely enough, I actually saw one done at a Luau in Maui.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 16, 2008 at 8:34 pm

Mr. Met is in the tank.

Tito Puente October 16, 2008 at 8:42 pm

[re=137962]iwillsavethispatient[/re]:
Here’s what Dubya did those All-Black pussies.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushsuckerpunch.htm

By the way, the above was still the best performance by someone in a Mets jersey since August.

grevillea October 16, 2008 at 8:53 pm

Um, yeah, OK. That must have been the same year the Brazilian national soccer team lost 8-nil in their match against the Vassar B-team.

Hairy Reed October 16, 2008 at 8:56 pm

[re=137958]grevillea[/re]: Impressive googling!

pepe October 16, 2008 at 8:57 pm

I don’t get why you’re linking the Conan phrase to the same exact video.

wheelie October 16, 2008 at 9:11 pm

[re=137977]pepe[/re]: Jim the Blogger was up late last night covering the debates between McMonster and the other guy (name?) for us on Wonkette . . . so if he mislinks a bit or whatever tonight, you can let it go, maybe. Mmmkay?

tennessee Jed clampett October 16, 2008 at 9:26 pm

magoo’s speech at al smith dinner on msnbc right now is the best speech he has given in many years

Hooray For Anything October 16, 2008 at 9:28 pm

I actually saw that last night but just figured it was something Hannity made Colmes do.

tunamelt October 16, 2008 at 9:30 pm

[re=137980]wheelie[/re]: GOD! Why do you have to be so nice.

What is this thing on MSNBC.

tunamelt October 16, 2008 at 9:32 pm

[re=137986]tunamelt[/re]: Because I just watched John McCain and he was funny. And now Barack Obama is funny, and I wonder if I’m just still drunk from last night.

pepe October 16, 2008 at 9:43 pm

[re=137980]wheelie[/re]: Of course, but if there is a related Conan video, I wants to see it.

Advocatus_Diaboli October 16, 2008 at 9:49 pm

Can I just say that I wish I was as wealthy as Joe the Plumber? He pulled in a whopping forty large ones in 2006! If I were that rich, I’d surely be in the tank for McCain, too.

gliberal October 16, 2008 at 10:10 pm

Greta Van is the poster girl for the wonders of plastic surgery. She used to look a lot like Mrs. Met.

Jim's Mom October 16, 2008 at 10:47 pm

Todd Palin is unbelievable. Read the latest at The Lemon Report. lemonreport.blogspot.com

Rev. Juan MessyCan October 16, 2008 at 11:02 pm

[re=137987]tunamelt[/re]: I wish Obie hadn’t closed like he did, but McC *was* surprisingly funny. Not to say I didn’t want to strangle him when he brought up Joe the Living Prop for the fuckzillionth time.

Harold_Ignoramis October 16, 2008 at 11:20 pm

Holy fucking dog shit in heaven, it’s Ernst Blofeld!!!

Texan Bulldoggette October 16, 2008 at 11:44 pm

[re=137992]gliberal[/re]: Dr. 90210 must have cut a nerve in her lip. My husband always asks if she had a stroke because she can barely move her mouth. I’d LOVE to see her try to eat an apple.

Monsieur Grumpe October 17, 2008 at 12:14 am

[re=137962]iwillsavethispatient[/re]:
So haka is some kind of gay, gangbanging forplay?

druranium October 17, 2008 at 12:25 am
shortsshortsshorts October 17, 2008 at 12:44 am

Decapitated heads are in the tank for Walnuts.

gurukalehuru October 17, 2008 at 1:12 am

Hillary, McCain and the Mets. This Rothschild lady is going for the loser trifecta.

obfuscator October 17, 2008 at 1:22 am

I thought Walnuts! was not as horrific on Letterman as he was last night, but he still exuded that “I’m trying so hard to be clever and funny” vibe. Rule: if you’re being interviewed by someone waaaaay funnier than you are, don’t try to keep up. Just answer the questions and try to get out alive.

Roschelle October 17, 2008 at 1:56 am

My New Hero…David Letterman grills John McCain on the Late Show!

Johnny Zhivago October 17, 2008 at 10:12 am

Is that Lynn Forester De Rothchild actually explaining how Obama’s tax plan will impact billionaires??

bearbait October 17, 2008 at 1:33 pm

[re=137916]JadedDIssonance[/re]: I wonder what happens when they all pray that extra hour per day For God to bring them the right leader, and then Barack Obama gets elected. Are they going to thank God for the answer?

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