• February 14, 2012


John McCain works every day with the only things he loves: domestic terrorists, Idaho bathroom goblins, KKK racists, child fuckers, international terrorists, oil companies, abortions, Mexicans, Saddam Hussein, etc. Quickly email this to everyone, using an AOL or Hotmail account, and add some ALL CAPS. [Reason]

{ 21 comments }

MathewBrooks October 17, 2008 at 2:16 pm

needs more filth…

Dreadful Gate October 17, 2008 at 2:25 pm

Hopey made that joke last night, only better

Giant Robot October 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm

LMAO – check out Drudge. McCain is blaming Obama for the media ruining Joe the Plumber’s life.

The Cold Sea October 17, 2008 at 2:27 pm

My head is spinning…

NewSpence October 17, 2008 at 2:27 pm

Ha ha. Ha.
I love playing the Terrorist Kevin Bacon Game.
Do you know that Barack Obama is only four degrees of separation from Black Hitler?

ManchuCandidate October 17, 2008 at 2:28 pm

Plus Walnuts was in the Navy. What do 5000 guys crammed on board an aircraft carrier at sea do in their spare time?

“Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy!”

Anita Cocktail October 17, 2008 at 2:29 pm

oh c’mon, he left out page-fucking pedophiles; sexual harassers like Packwood and G Gordon Liddy. Plus his drug-stealing wife. I give it a B- (needs more research.

longjohnson October 17, 2008 at 2:38 pm

http://blog.wired.com/business/2008/10/economic-downtu.html

Huckabee accuses the market meltdown on terrorists . . .

Sussemilch October 17, 2008 at 2:40 pm

He loves communists too. He lived with them for five and one half years. He once beat a man to death with a chair over a bowl of shahe fen, and his eyes twitch as a result of botched cosmetic surgery to remove the squint.

sweetits October 17, 2008 at 2:40 pm

Did I see Joe the plumber sitting in a McCain audience at the end of that clip? In the words of the great Letterman…something dosent smell right.

regisgoat October 17, 2008 at 2:42 pm

Reviving “Don’t taze me, bro!” gives this one the e for effort.

SayItWithWookies October 17, 2008 at 2:46 pm

[re=138396]ManchuCandidate[/re]: You know how they separate the men from the boys in the Navy, right?

With a crowbar.

Naked Bunny with a Whip October 17, 2008 at 2:46 pm

an AOL or Hotmail account

Sadly, I have both, and Yahoo to boot.

Servo October 17, 2008 at 2:57 pm

[re=138396]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
We worked 12 hours a day, seven days a week and tried not to get killed. There are women on combat vessels now.

ManchuCandidate October 17, 2008 at 3:05 pm

[re=138435]Servo[/re]:
I realize that (knowing a couple of ex Navy guys) especially the enlisted guys in flight deck ops who do all the dirty exhausting grunt work that puts aviators in the air and yes I know there are women on combat vessels (but not during Walnuts’ time). Just turning the stupid guilt by association game Walnuts is playing onto himself.

TGY October 17, 2008 at 3:10 pm

JOHN MCCAIN ES EL PRESIDENTE DE KKK.

Servo October 17, 2008 at 3:28 pm

[re=138457]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
I know. I’m just messin’ with ya. I would have hated being McCorpse’s plane captain! Ech!

slappypaddy October 17, 2008 at 3:33 pm

We called them “baby-fuckers” at the Public Defenders office, not “child fuckers.” As in, “The newest of my 500 clients is a baby-fucker. He has confessed, but if I can get him off somehow, I get to go to hell when I die. If I can’t, he gets to stay in prison, though it would be more merciful (for all concerned) if he were taken out and ripped to pieces by an angry mob of fundamentalist Christians.”

mattbolt October 17, 2008 at 3:34 pm

Legit Youtube comment:

thats not ture. thats more of obama. did you know obama had been friends with a terist that bomed our country in 9/11? yah and thats straigh up true. i dont hate obama at all i think hes a really really good public speaker and he has some good choices but hes unexperinced and he has no idea what hes doing mccain is the best choice there is out there and he will win

Bless you, Youtube.

The Cold Sea October 17, 2008 at 3:37 pm

[re=138502]Servo[/re]: You’d be dead considering what happened on the USS Forrestal.

Naked Bunny with a Whip October 17, 2008 at 4:05 pm

[re=138502]Servo[/re]: Naughty Servo. Go clean the load pan bay.

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