• February 14, 2012

Here is Joe Biden, author of the Violence Against Ladies Act, trying to drown actress Julia Louis-Dreyfuss because, oh, he thinks it’s funny. He thinks it’s a real hoot. HE THINKS DROWNING HOLLYWOOD GALS, NICE HOLLYWOOD GALS, IS A ONE BIG FAT JOKE. It gets worse: apparently this televised attempted murder is for BREAST CANCER RESEARCH. Pervert. Like that even exists. This is just an insult to vaginas everywhere. [YouTube]

{ 48 comments }

Ilikepigeons October 20, 2008 at 9:50 pm

that’s my joe. always drowning vaginas.

ShaqsDong October 20, 2008 at 9:52 pm

The best part is when after he dunks Elaine he asks her “Are you cold?” while trying to cover up his erection.

Texan Bulldoggette October 20, 2008 at 9:53 pm

I’d say that’s payback for the Seinfeld finale. That episode s-u-c-k-e—d!

dave666 October 20, 2008 at 9:57 pm

I don’t get it, he never came close to hitting her.

Darehead October 20, 2008 at 9:57 pm

[re=140804]ShaqsDong[/re]: Joe is Master of his own House.

SayItWithWookies October 20, 2008 at 9:57 pm

The Cold Adventures of Wet Christine.

HuskyMescan October 20, 2008 at 10:00 pm

Haha, Biden is a lesbian.

Outstando October 20, 2008 at 10:13 pm

This is the hottest thing I’ve seen since Liz and that dog that chewed on her microphone. I love how many sexy times this whole Health of the Mother scam makes in my life.

Ilikepigeons October 20, 2008 at 10:21 pm

[re=140815]HuskyMescan[/re]: haha!

ph7 October 20, 2008 at 10:25 pm

[re=140804]ShaqsDong[/re]: Joe borrowed the line from Wilbur Mills.

slinkimalinki October 20, 2008 at 10:28 pm

the best part is where he blows on his balls for good luck.

shortsshortsshorts October 20, 2008 at 10:46 pm

As a person with both a vagina and a penis, it is very easy for me to be insulted by anything.

Lazy Media October 20, 2008 at 10:46 pm

That Joe Biden had one seriously sexytime movie running in his head through this whole thing. Actually, I think Ellen did, too, but Joe wasn’t in hers.

trondant October 20, 2008 at 10:49 pm

Julia is in the tank!

shortsshortsshorts October 20, 2008 at 10:49 pm

[re=140839]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: (Disclaimer you have neither a vagina nor a penis.)

cal October 20, 2008 at 10:52 pm

Another liberal pushing “women’s health.”

Mista Eko October 20, 2008 at 10:55 pm

Not a bad arm for a 60 year old. So with Biden’s fastball and Obama’s three-pointer have demrats cornered American sports?

Gopherit v2.0 October 20, 2008 at 10:57 pm

oh, shorts.

grendel October 20, 2008 at 11:00 pm

[re=140845]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: We know you have both… in a jar by your bed… you sicko

Gopherit v2.0 October 20, 2008 at 11:01 pm

And at least Biden can get women wet. Suck it, Walnuts!

AngryBlakGuy October 20, 2008 at 11:10 pm

…WALNUTS! plans on showing his athletic prowess, by taking part in a shuffle board game.

dilhavarti October 20, 2008 at 11:15 pm

[re=140856]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: and Putt Putt.

space stout October 20, 2008 at 11:28 pm

[re=140815]HuskyMescan[/re]: dude, if Biden was a lesbian he would have dunked JLD on the first throw. And it would have been with a split finger-spit ball, if ya know what I mean.

thwanger October 20, 2008 at 11:34 pm

elaine can fend for herself. what about these defenseless bears?

http://www.salon.com/wires/ap/2008/10/20/D93UJIT83_obama_dead_bear/index.html

astroprofeddie October 20, 2008 at 11:36 pm

the TANK is in the TANK

jimh October 20, 2008 at 11:37 pm

Well, har de har har, Joe!
But seriously, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, I would hit that. And not with a SOFTball, if you know what I’m saying and I think you do.

grendel October 20, 2008 at 11:39 pm

Julia then wrestled with Ellen in a Jello pit while Joe spanked it, The End.

Neilist October 20, 2008 at 11:46 pm

Okay, I’ll bite.

When, precisely, did Julia Louis-Dreyfuss become an “actress”?

sarcasticusername October 21, 2008 at 12:09 am

omg why does joey b. hate women? promoting awareness of awful diseases that kill women, doesn’t mean you actually have to go try and kill one.

Lionel Hutz Esq. October 21, 2008 at 12:15 am

Biden is aware of the prophecy that states that there will be no peace until the cast of Seinfeld is cut down. So it is written, so it shall be!

Sub_Standard October 21, 2008 at 12:24 am

[re=140807]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Am I the only human who liked that episode?

Lionel Hutz Esq. October 21, 2008 at 12:39 am

[re=140883]Sub_Standard[/re]: Yes.

The only saving value in the Seinfeld finale is that it led to the “Seinfeld in OZ” skit on Saturday Night Live.

HuskyMescan October 21, 2008 at 1:07 am

[re=140859]space stout[/re]: so true.
McCain probably would have granny’d that pitch.

lovekills October 21, 2008 at 1:11 am

Outstano< Im a Liz
Do I am now stezy

sarcasticusername October 21, 2008 at 1:16 am

@sub_standard: no, i thought that shit was hilarious.

space stout October 21, 2008 at 1:17 am

[re=140917]HuskyMescan[/re]: so true- like remember when Richie Cunningham got to shoot those free throws to win the game? Which of course would be the only way that McCain could shoot a free-throw…

BobLoblawLawBlog October 21, 2008 at 4:01 am

I see the “in the tank” jokes have been exhausted. *sigh*

When are they gonna let Barry have a shot at dunking Michael Richards into a tub of razor blades and lemon juice? I’d watch that.

BobLoblawLawBlog October 21, 2008 at 6:06 am

[re=140883]Sub_Standard[/re]: Yes.

regisgoat October 21, 2008 at 7:36 am

I thought only the Republicans were caging voters.

Canuckledragger October 21, 2008 at 7:52 am

“This is just an insult to vaginas everywhere.”

No, no, no, Jim Newell.

SARAH PALIN is an insult to vaginas everywhere. It is the unavoidable inference from all the polls. The vaginas have spoken as one, and roared their disapproval over the selection of this second-rate vagina for the second-rate job.

[Excluding Republican vaginas, because they never get "poled" - certainly not by Republican "men" - and, being Republican, aren't allowed to speak. Every Republican I've ever heard speak, irrespective of gender, has been a dick.]

bitchincamaro October 21, 2008 at 8:30 am

[re=140960]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]:
“I see the “in the tank” jokes have been exhausted. *sigh*”

But not the “I’d hit it” jokes.

What’s wrong with you people?

bitchincamaro October 21, 2008 at 8:32 am

[re=140866]jimh[/re]: O.K. You beat me to it by half a day. So what?

TGY October 21, 2008 at 9:12 am

Maybe we should have a VP who can throw a baseball better than that. Good thing Barry has hoop-craft to compensate.

Deepthroat October 21, 2008 at 10:02 am

watch it again and tell me that JLD’s not on ecstasy.

Min October 21, 2008 at 11:16 am

My vagina asks that you not speak for her, as she is not the least bit insulted by Joe Biden. My hair, OTOH, was appalled by the carnage.

satyricrash October 21, 2008 at 11:32 am

Joe isn’t sponge worthy.

Johnetic October 21, 2008 at 11:50 am

Am i the only one who heard Joe say to the audience of a well known lesbian talk show host “I imagine some of you can play softball”? Um…

tepid sunshine October 21, 2008 at 5:11 pm

[re=141225]Johnetic[/re]: I know!! I couldn’t believe there wasn’t a tiny bit of hubbub about that.

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