• February 14, 2012
  • Join the Young Eagles! It is a decadently homoerotic symposium for young boys under the age of 45 and the older conservative gentleman who get off on mentoring them, consensually. [Daily Kos]
  • This is the lady that Obama and Bill Ayers tried to abort with ecstasy tablets in the 60s. Why won’t Obama just apologize instead of voting against giving this lady health care every day of his life? [The Corner]
  • Arabic-language socialist pamphlet the New Mexico Sun News has called the election for Obama. [CNN Political Ticker]
  • In the dead of night, Barack Obama will sneak into your house in a Trojan terror horse, built with white people’s taxes. He will then take all of your possessions and pass them out randomly, to the populace, in a sort of Marxist Yankee Swap. [Crooks and Liars]
  • Someone pointed out to Palin that “McCain” rhymed with “brain.” So pleased was she with this fancy word learnin’ that she welcomed it as a new campaign slogan. [Top of the Ticket]
  • Oh, and NYU Scientists want to know how you make all your decisions about voting and the like. [Survey Fun!]

{ 29 comments }

cal October 27, 2008 at 4:22 pm

Young Eagles prey on Young Chickens…..

Worlds End October 27, 2008 at 4:23 pm

ATF interrupted a assassination plot according to what msnbc just said.

Texan Bulldoggette October 27, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Shuster was just on MSNBC saying that the ATF broke up a skinhead plot in TN & AR to assassinate Barry. Hopefully they’ll get Mandingoed in prison.

rambone October 27, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Skinheads wanted to kill Obama and some other coloreds for good measure.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ijDA5bgxiHlTvS_r-SSjskS1Tq1wD94323R01

StephanieInCA October 27, 2008 at 4:24 pm

PopulACE!

/sigh.

Worlds End October 27, 2008 at 4:26 pm

[re=151041]rambone[/re]: Before the child molestation or after the meth cooking i wonder?

ManchuCandidate October 27, 2008 at 4:27 pm

This whole Young Eagles thing is much like the scam that Tom Sawyer pulled to white wash a fence except in this case one is paying $7500 to be fondled by old men.

Serolf Divad October 27, 2008 at 4:28 pm

[re=151041]rambone[/re]:

Pithy.

nurple October 27, 2008 at 4:28 pm

How cool would it be if Barry took out the skinheads, Three-The-Hard-Way style!

The Cold Sea October 27, 2008 at 4:29 pm

I question whether that woman survived an abortion.

crookedE October 27, 2008 at 4:30 pm

I wonder if she noticed that “McCain” also rhymes with “insane.”

Mr Blifil October 27, 2008 at 4:32 pm

This is your McCain on erectile dysfunction drugs.

rambone October 27, 2008 at 4:34 pm

[re=151051]Worlds End[/re]: I assume that they would have deliberated the matter with all due prudence, voted and then beat down anyone who disagreed with them before going off half-cocked and getting gunned down as soon as the Secret Service caught sight of their bald headed, meth mouthed faces. I’m pleased to note that Barack’s social circle does not make it easy to skinheads to blend in. Now a Palin rally . . . that would be something else.

magic titty October 27, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Anything think Palin says things just so people cheer louder. I don’t think she cares, as long as she is beloved by her doomed minions.

After this is election is over, she and Todd will fuck in public to unbridled adoration.

WIDTAP October 27, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Does this mean that Barack now has to start wearing one of those pointy green caps with feather sticking out of it?

magic titty October 27, 2008 at 4:36 pm

Let the Eagle Soar!!!!
What the fuck is the matter with Republicans?

Serolf Divad October 27, 2008 at 4:36 pm

So it that it looks like the plan to fake an attack by a menacing black Obama supporter on a young white woman backfired on the GOP, a 527 will spend the next week blasting Jeremiah Wright into the homes of Pennsylvanians, Floridians and Ohioans. Whatever it takes to prevent white America from being run by a nigra president, I suppose.

These are your supporters GOP. I hope you’re proud of them.

Mr Blifil October 27, 2008 at 4:38 pm

[re=151087]WIDTAP[/re]: Yeah and he better make damn sure he keeps his goddamn shadow nailed to the soles of his shoes.

Aloysius October 27, 2008 at 4:38 pm

Plots to take out Obama and his supporters, followed by some vandals tearing down the sign memorializing the place where they found Emmitt Till.

Thanks, Sarah!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27403253/

Mr Blifil October 27, 2008 at 4:39 pm

The Drain from McCain’s Brain Sprayed Mainly on Palin’s Frames.

Botswana Meat Commission FC October 27, 2008 at 4:40 pm

CNN Political Ticker commenters are so fucking dumb, Ken Layne’s AOL readers look down on them…

Sussemilch October 27, 2008 at 4:47 pm

[re=151066]crookedE[/re]: …and stain, pain, drain, Ukraine, feign, cocaine, Hussein, and unbelievably stupid GOP campaign.

icesucker October 27, 2008 at 4:58 pm

Barry can seek into my house with his Trojan Terror Horse anytime he likes

icesucker October 27, 2008 at 5:00 pm

sneak-can’t get Trojan Terror horse out of my mind…

WIDTAP October 27, 2008 at 5:21 pm

[re=151104]Mr Blifil[/re]: I’m thinking more along the lines of Barry recruiting Huckabee as hos own Friar Tuck.

S.Luggo October 27, 2008 at 5:29 pm

[re=151062]The Cold Sea[/re]: Her procedure happened in California in 1977. What does this have to do with Obama?
The Illinois bill which Obama opposed would have deemed a/an (even non-viable) fetus in the womb to be a person. It was a backdoor way to ban abortions.
http://factcheck.barackobama.com/PP%20Born%20Alive%20History.pdf

Lazy Media October 27, 2008 at 5:42 pm

You know who pointed out that rhyme to Our Sarah?

This guy.

Georgia Burning October 27, 2008 at 5:52 pm

Palin rhymes with “bailin’” and “nailin’”, there’s good arguments for both sides

Deepthroat October 27, 2008 at 8:35 pm

Julie: Nice job with the blurbs

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