Pat Buchanan Has A Hearty Chuckle Over Disenfranchising Black Voters

Ha ha, voter disenfranchisement is teh funniez.

Oh, those silly negroes! Always trying to vote and such. Won’t they ever learn?

We promised them all 40 acres and a white woman. Oh for the fun!

Don’t forget Lieberman and the Socialist!!! SOCAILIST!!!!!!!! SSSSSOOOOCCCIIIIAAALLLLLIIIISSSSSST!!

What a fucking sack of human-shaped excrement.

He can chortle about his racist views and get away with it but when I mention how we should raise taxes on the rich to the level they were during the Eisenhower administration I’m called a ‘class warrior.’ Come the revolution . . .

Special Emergency Weekend Edition of Wonkette, now a Special Weekend Emergency Edition of Hardball. We’re gonna have a real emergency and nobody’s going to believe it, thanks to Tweety and the Wonketteers.

Buchanan, “Yeah (giggle), we fooled the black people (giggle)… they think the election is Friday [chuckle, giggle] because black people don’t know how to read. Those silly, uneducated nigras will believe anything an old bigot says (giggle).”

Buick-anons name sounds better Spoonerized: Bat Puke-Cannon.
It’s also a fact that we remember his name perfectly, it’s his face we can’t seem to remember.

Bat Puke Cannon. Wouldn’t he really drive a Pu-ick – next year?

In that case one had better vote for O’bama like everyone one at GM in Detrurt and the Ford plant in Lorain, Ohio.
Where the fuck is my flex fuel?

God helps those who help transportation – not just those who warm a seat. The only throne for them is a John Douglas “Gloria” and those are disappearing fast from the salvage places – faster than crappers and W.Cs. “What Trenton makes the world takes.”

We all must have Standards, I say. Flush early and flush often!
In the words of Frank Zappa, ”

I’m not black but there are a whole lot of times I wish I wasn’t white!”

Dole sez: Hagan/Nietzsche 2008

Libby can eat an economy sized bag-o’-viagra-enhanced-schlong…she’ll likely have the time.

Hey Zeus Chris Toe, did Tweety already get his free cuppa Starbucks? Let them finish at least one answer…..

Pat is so far out there, he doesn’t even pretend to have any scruples. Any time Tweety or Rachel Maddow asks him about the latest 100-percent bullshit racist commercial by McCain, Pat always says, “You’re missing the point. It doesn’t matter if it’s true. The point is that these commercials WORK!”

But I enjoy it when once in a while Tweety or Rachel will embarrass Pat by reminding the audience that Pat was a Nixon lickspittle and say something like, “Well yeah but that’s how you ended up with Watergate, right, Pat?” And Pat grins but you can tell he hates it.

Oh, Ms. Pat, you just go after all those silly black folk, I’m sure they’ll believe everything you say and it will make all the difference come Tuesday. Meanwhile, here’s a wedgie for your panties: white folk are voting for Hopey, too, and there’s a lot of us.

I just can’t get over that Northern Virginia o. How do you spell that phonetically? oeu? Tweety has pretty much the same accent.

Tell um tha election’s oahn Frahdy!

Pat Buchanan is every righteous lefty’s favourite demon, but he’s also the only conservative they sometimes, secretly, agree with in their hearts

I for one am giving Butt-canon a slide today. It’s his birthday and he is like 100.

Buchanan laughs the way I imagine Cheney laughs in private… and about the same jokes. “Election’s on Friday! Bwahh haah hah!”

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1008/Voter_suppression_humor.html

In Fort Collins, Colo., Obama asks members of the student-heavy crowd to raise their hands if they’ve early voted; most raise their hands.

“I’m just teasing,” he said, noting that Election Day is Nov. 4.

Yeah it’s different for Buchanan to make this joke about African-Americans, but I still laughed at this.

Oh, that’s an encounter with Bugs Bunny and Pat Buchanan where, what…Nixon or somebody comes along.

[re=160407]guangho[/re]: I’m black so I can tell you; yes, they were. They were telling you they could trust you. This makes you different from Pat Buchanan who isn’t even trusted by white people anymore.

Actually, this is really happening to people. Black people are being told they can vote by phone, that they aren’t really registered, that they can’t vote if they have a parking ticket, etc. It would be funny if it weren’t scary.

[re=160508]guangho[/re]: Thank you for getting the name!!! Antisemitism sucks no matter who’s spewing it. I’m just saying that for every black person who harbors Antisemitism, there are three of us who secretly trust Jewish Americans more than we trust a lot of other groups of people. My mother’s favorite book was The Diary of Ann Frank, which she read as young black girl in the late 40s/50s. It spoke to her. There’s a history there that still really matters to a lot of black people.

the invisible woman: the guy in the bar was white. (White Southerners generally treat me like a leper. Which is fine especially since I’m in NYC now.) Speaking of history, my family had a none too fun time in southern Poland in the 1940′s so we have authority issues, which is one reason why none of us are republicans.