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Done. Done and Done.
ktnxbye
. . . that the media is in the tank.
I get to drink Champagne instead of Arsenic?
Yay us!
we can start singing the ewok victory song?
B-Wills is totally making fun of the gay graphics on NBC. tee-hee! Oh yeah, JOHN KERRY WINS!!!11!!
The Republic is DOOMED!
The MOORS are COMING!!!!
A black ram is thupping the Ship of State!
(Wait a minute. That last didn’t sound quite right.)
I’m all about this, but I need some less in-the-tanky station to call it.
Quakers are in the tank.
The Steelers whooped DC’s ass last night.
I can blackout after Virginia
I’m sitting and rocking and repeating the 23rd psalm….
ABC also calls PA for Barry WITH A HUEG DRUDGE-ESQUE HEADLINE
FUCK YEAH EAT A DICK WALNUTS
The cake is baked bitches!
fI just woke up and see that according to TPM nearly three thousand shits voted for nader. If I can sober up I’m going to a bar I shouldn’t be alone for the next few hours.
[re=164728]4tehlulz[/re]: Sorry, that was TPM with the hueg headline.
I’m a little durnk right now…SOON TO BE A LOT
I only hope I can stay sober enough to watch Barry’s speech.
I demand sirens! Where are my sirens??? Dammit!!!
Fox just called NC for Hagan over Dole.
Take that God!
Yeah!!! It was all because of me and my world-class canvassing.
…damn it VIRGINIA, I need to be the spread!!!
What’s going on in Virgnia?
21% in, Walnut 14% up
Please someone help me relax and give me hope bong
wow, Harold Ford Jr. is even more half-whitier than Hopey! B-wills asks about his “beloved” democratic party. Mike Murphy is a scary looking man.
hopegasm.
[re=164749]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: *beat*
[re=164749]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Democratic counties have mostly not reported yet, just the assfucking mountain men.
still need Fl.,Mo. and Ohio kiddies ain’t over yet….
[re=164765]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: “be” is funnier.
Fuck off Palin, it was fun while it lasted. Please take Joe the Plumber and that batshit crazy cutter gnome back to alaska with you.
crazy-eyed old black man who was bumpin shoulders with MLK thanks God for sending him Barry Hussein.
….Karl Marx is on his way to the best seller list!!
Scenes from Walnuts HQ
Death Valley compared to Chitown.
A band played the Beatles Nowhere Man as CNBC was discussing the ballroom
CNN showed the Phoenix Boys Choir singing.
…god, I hate fukkin W.Palm Beach! What the hell is up with them and these retarded ballots?!
How are we all doing? Hi from Dublin, where I’m watching the results with a couple of your American voters who got in touch with me via Wonkette. Much Guinness being had here. Cannot entertain them and think of quips to post at same time, but hope ya’ll are having a good one.
I think all of the choir boys were promised TV time as part of the compensation for the abuse the suffered at the hands of various GOP perverts and bathroom stalkers.
…24% of white people in N.Carolina are racist idiots, that should be shipped to Wassilla as forced labor!
[re=164808]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: WHAT AUTISTIC TEENAGER came up with that ballot?!!? I could not design a more retardedly insane ballot if I tried. Why not just have voters draw a turtle?
[re=164809]wheelie[/re]: Well, we are all too paranoid to be confident, but they called Pennsylvania for Obama and that pretty much means game over!
You may breathe a sigh of relief. The crack is 100!
[re=164818]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: They can work in the meth mines.
Fox called PA!
My liver is on its way to a LAND SLIDE VICTORY against my brain, my job, and my family.
The MSNBC oriental trollop in the Domme boots looks like she is ready to take the cat o’9tails to Walnuts wrinkly old ass.
So….whad I miss? Oh yeah, my native Sunshine State looking good for Hopey. DRINK!
Hopegasms for everyone!
New Hempshire yeahhhhhhhhhh
[re=164818]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: No matter what happens I love you. I want you to know that. You comments have amused me for about a year now, or whenever you started commenting here… was right around when my employer blocked my wonkette login page.
[re=164743]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Shaheen over Sununu up here in PickupStix Notch country. Fuck yeah!
[re=164713]Cathangover[/re]: BBC
Elizabeth Dole lost wooot!
[re=164823]hobgoblin of little minds[/re]: They can shovel Moose shit!
[re=164819]El Bombastico[/re]: …honestly, who the hell ok’d that piece of shit?!
Kay Hagan has been declared the winner in N.Carolina
Buuuuuuut, it looks like teh gays are going to have a hard time getting married in Florida. Sorry, but not really my problem–I have enough regrets with a hetero marriage..
I kid I kid.
Pennsylvania for Obama? My Hunky relatives did NOT let me down. Yuengling and pierogies for everyone!
It’s becoming a bloodbath. If they call Virginia for Hopey I am switching to Fox to watch the heads explode while I kill the rest of my elitist Patron.
LOOK, people….
Fairfax county and the tidewater region of Virginia have not voted yet. There are a fuck of a lot of people in NOVA and we had a huge canvassing/GOTV movement this election.
Sit on your hands and be patient.
Although I have to say….if I don’t see some different numbers when they get NOVA on the map, I’m going to have a sad.
Liddy Dole lost, let us honor The Wizard….
“ding dong the witch is dead, gthe mean ol witch, the wicked witch. Ding Dong the wicked witch is dead….”
Lunsford running a good race…he may be able to pull it off.
I want to see Bible Spice eat fucking crow. That air headed bitch was all confident this afternoon with her dude standing next to her.
Oh Texas you silly bastards!
[re=164837]Giant Robot[/re]: Oh Giant Robot, see my comment on the other thread here: http://wonkette.com/404149/liveblogging-the-800-et-wave-of-unimportant-results#comment-164845
[re=164898]AfghanVet[/re]: Joe the Plummer was in Alaska?
[re=164866]AfghanVet[/re]:
Let’s hope it’s a blood bath so NO ONE, not even Malkin and Drudge, can easily spin the result.
[re=164885]AfghanVet[/re]: Western Kentucky isn’t coming in yet. They love them some Mitch. I think Lunsford would need to be up by at least a few points right now to have a chance.
[re=164922]Terry[/re]: lol. It’ll be ACORN ACORN ACORN RACIST BLACKS ETC 24/7 until, like, 2016.
[re=164861]Terry[/re]: A felloe Hunkie – good to meet you. We are all Hunkies tonight
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