- HOWARD DEAN FINISHED: It seems a highly successful four-year term as DNC chairman will be the “Dean scream” moment of Howard Dean’s life, as he will not seek a second term and will be out early next year. He will then return to Vermont where he is an abortionist. [Washington Post]
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Fi’ty State Strategy, word to the Hojo Sca-ree-am!
True.
Abortions for everyone!!!!
Is “return to Vermont” a euphemism for something?
(first thought: start a distressed debt hedge fund)
Well, in all fairness, a new day is dawning in this country for the abortionist profession.
He could run for Senate in 2010 to replace Pat Leahy, who’s getting up there in years.
Howard is first in line for Ambassador to Whogivesafuckistan.
Does anyone get the sense that Emanuel left a horse’s head between his sheets?
Dean’s too polite to say “SUCK IT! DLC BITCHES!” even though he should.
I’m finished!
when will Ben and Jerrys come up with an abortion-themed ice cream?
Jim: The election is over, you can come out of the tank. It’s “communist abortionist.”
I’s like to see Dr. Howard Dean fight Dr. Ron Paul like Spock and Kirk did in that Star Trek episode that one time with those really awkward looking stick weapon things.
I think Dean would win.
[re=172261]Meth Lab for Cutie[/re]:
Strawberry Cherry Fetus Fiesta?
He’s smart enough to quit while he’s ahead. Good for him.
They took back the White House… HEAAAWWWWW!!!!
[re=172267]Serolf Divad[/re]: Spawning many Dean x Paul fanfics.
And now he’s gonna go to Disneyland, to Knott’s Berry Farm, to Universal Studios, Sea World and Six Flags…. ARRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!
An early casualty of Rahm’s charm offensive.
[re=172261]Meth Lab for Cutie[/re]: toasted almond fetus capuccino royale?
Gotta thank Howard for seeing the Dems needed to be active in all the 50 states. Seems obvious now.
Thank God, finally his reign of intelligence, party building, and winning will be over. Finally Democrats can get back to concentrating on winning the Northeast and nowhere else.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
[re=172261]Meth Lab for Cutie[/re]: LOL. And ew.
[re=172278]4tehlulz[/re]: As long as it’s not slash fic :::shudder:::
Snark aside, I am not happy about this at all.
Vermont does have the best organic food on the East Coast. Howard needs a rest from his long voter registration bus ride and all that crappy road food.
[re=172286]qwerty42[/re]: Yup. http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/11/dr_dean_laughs_last.html
[re=172297]Schadenfried[/re]: PROTIP: A fanfic pairing with two males is, by definition, slash.
Maybe he’ll get an offer he can’t refuse from Barry?
There’s never a wrong time to remember this precious moment: http://tinyurl.com/5r8wkn
[re=172267]Serolf Divad[/re]: It’s called a Lirpa, noob.
David Plouffe. Please, please, please.
May I suggest AM talk radio? That would rule.
[re=172311]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: uhh..ok..nerd
Noooo! Howard! Don’t go!!!!!
[re=172305]NoWireHangers[/re]: To become Mark Penn’s personal physician.
[re=172267]Serolf Divad[/re]: “I’s like to see Dr. Howard Dean fight Dr. Ron Paul like Spock and Kirk did in that Star Trek episode that one time with those really awkward looking stick weapon things.
I think Dean would win.”
I think Dean would win too. They’re both crazy ass hell, but Ron Paul is a sad sack kind of crazy and Howard Dean is a Randall P. Mcmurphy kind of crazy. Since they’re both Doctor’s of the lady parts I think the weapon should be speculums at twenty paces.
“You mess up one more time, Dr. Paul, and we’ll do a Special on you!”
[re=172321]dano[/re]: Dean is an internist. Jim make joke.
[re=172301]S.Luggo[/re]: Thanks, liked the article.
Howard pleasepleaseplease don’t go.Don’t go baby.We need you.
Is Vermont a country or a continent, Charlie?
[re=172288]Miller[/re]: Usually I hate you for the gratuitous blog-linking, but that comment made me laugh. So, win.
But end the self-promotion, dammit.
[re=172261]Meth Lab for Cutie[/re]: Chocolate Fudge Pound Cherry Fetus Miscarry
[re=172336]pourmecoffee[/re]: Socialist Republic of Vermont.
I was there during the election! Best cheese in the world.
[re=172302]4tehlulz[/re]: I thought slash fic meant male pairings (usually rivals or enemies)+ buttsecks. OMG Encyclopedia Dramatica lied!!!!!!ONE11
In Vermont, the rest stops are log cabins and the coffee is free, and its good stuff. You DO have to pay tax on your liquor, cheese, and fetuses.
[re=172267]Serolf Divad[/re]: wow, that sort of looks like Dean and Paul! Who knew Ron Paul was a Vulcan??? I always thought he was a Klingon!
[re=172321]dano[/re]: speculae
Will he run for president in 2012?
Imagine, Dean vs Palin for, oh, 20 months or so.
If that happens, I’m gonna stock up on bullets.
Just in case the first one doesn’t kill me.
He’ll be back for the Zombie War.
I guess Socialist Republics can’t have kings. Can they at least put a statue of Gov. Dean in their biggest town square? Or rename Montpelier, Deanograd? Or something befitting his amazingness? Anyone who has a dime left after getting Hopey elected will chip in.
[re=172288]Miller[/re]: I totally agree. Dean had the 50 state strategy and nobody gives him any credit. It’s pissing me off!! I HATE UNFAIRNESS!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiighhh (That’s my dean scream)
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