• February 12, 2012

Captain Wax Man!Henry Wax Man, Man of Wax: as chairman of the House Oversight Committee, he has basically subpeonaed the entire Bush administration and asked them why they all suck so much. Henry Waxman rules! And now he will be taking his brand of California liberal ass-kickery to the Energy and Commerce Committee, where he just ousted the tragic Detroit toady John Dingell as chairman.

Nobody likes Detroit these days, or the auto industry, or cars. THUS the old Michigander John Dingell, who has run the Energy Committee since Henry Waxman was too young to grow that pervy mustache of his, must now step aside.

Waxman won the chairmanship vote by a 137 to 122, so it’s not like Dingell got totally creamed on this one, but it does suggest the environmentalists and their Communist dictator Nancy Pelosi are going to have more power in the Obama era.

Henry Waxman is one of the most lovably peculiar-looking members of the House and seems like he can be an absolutely ruthless bastard in the name of Justice, so huzzah.

Longtime Head of House Energy Panel Is Ousted [New York Times]

{ 54 comments }

Gorillionaire November 20, 2008 at 11:54 am

That’s not a bald head – that’s a solar powered congressional oversight rocket launcher.

Larry McAwful November 20, 2008 at 11:56 am

It’s not right that they’re doing this to John Dingell. He’s been in charge of controlling automobile emissions since Ford.

Not Gerald. I mean Henry.

WhatTheHeck November 20, 2008 at 11:57 am

The librul commies will Californicate the auto industry.

Daniel Adam Smith November 20, 2008 at 11:57 am

Amen…but Waxman’s nose still scares me…..

Vanity Smurf November 20, 2008 at 11:57 am

Looks like Prius with plates “SF LBRL” pulled up and whacked Dingleberry. Good riddance.

Iggy Plop November 20, 2008 at 11:57 am

dolphins and rainbows versus rustbelt malaise! hurray! seriously, dingell’s corrupt and calcified ass has been in the way for too fucking long now.

Doglessliberal November 20, 2008 at 11:58 am

[re=182112]Daniel Adam Smith[/re]: I’ve always thought he looks like a pig in a children’s book. Not scary, just sort of ugly/cute.

hedgehog November 20, 2008 at 11:59 am

There’s the last nail in GM’s coffin. As Cousin Eddie said in Vegas Vacation, “I haven’t seen a beating this bad since I put a banana down my pants and turned the monkey loose.”

Monkey November 20, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Mister Potatohead

AbyssinianLion November 20, 2008 at 12:01 pm

Waxman plucked out a stinky Dingell-berry.

SayItWithWookies November 20, 2008 at 12:05 pm

I’m sure yesterday’s little spectacle of the Big Three CEOs flying in on their corporate jets to beg for Federal money didn’t affect today’s vote at all. Come back on the Greyhound, jackanapeses.

rmontcal November 20, 2008 at 12:06 pm

[re=182112]Daniel Adam Smith[/re]: It isn’t the nose – it is the mustache. The Mustache of Justice!

Daniel Adam Smith November 20, 2008 at 12:07 pm

Dogless Liberal….Spot on…

He also looks a little like that King Crimson album cover with the close-up of the face….

I think you have use scissors fro dingellberries…less painful…

Bagglio Ordonez November 20, 2008 at 12:07 pm

Bring your flatbeds…. time to start selling Detroit for scrap.

Scarab November 20, 2008 at 12:10 pm

BATBOY SPOTTED CHAIRING U.S. DEPARTMENT!

Michael Bauser November 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm

I do NOT want to be on Facebook when all my Democrat friends find out about this. Can’t say I’m that surprised, though.

magic titty November 20, 2008 at 12:16 pm

What was that about someone’s Dingell getting totally creamed?

Miller November 20, 2008 at 12:18 pm

Joe Lieberman doesn’t offend the delicate sensibilities of Congress, but John Dingell does? At least this will actually more us towards fixing global warming, dragging Detroit kicking and screaming into a profitable business model of fuel efficient cars, and energy reforms. Think of all the wind power we can harness just from an exhale out of one of Waxman’s nostrils.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

space stout November 20, 2008 at 12:18 pm

now that Dingell is officially irrelevant, can we have Lynn Rivers back? Please?

clover November 20, 2008 at 12:21 pm

I am come from LA, and Waxman is one of my ilk for whom I would vote if I lived in Malibu. Out here, we are proud of him. I hope he can get us that giant solar panel we was promised.

shortsshortsshorts November 20, 2008 at 12:21 pm

Das right we gunna rool everyding. Go Caleeforneea.

hedgehog November 20, 2008 at 12:23 pm

I’m pulling what’s left of my money out of the market and investing in the Somali pirates. At least they can get things done.

Not_So_Much November 20, 2008 at 12:24 pm

Dingell has done many good things during his centuries in congress. But continuing to leg-hump the Big 3, while they flew corporate jets to hearings to beg for more money, may have been just a smidge tone-deaf… Common malady when one is in his 90′s or whatevs.

Larry McAwful November 20, 2008 at 12:24 pm

[re=182146]space stout[/re]: Jeezum, you reminded me of the tragic packing job that Engler did after the 2000 census. The loss of Rivers in the Congress was tragic. Losing her to Dingellberry was a great loss. That was just one more scummy thing that Engler did while governor.

Why didn’t the people of Michigan tar and feather him? That’s not still against the law, is it?

problemwithcaring November 20, 2008 at 12:28 pm

[re=182148]clover[/re]: Good for you. Everyone else not rich in Los Angeles, hates Henry Waxman.

Terry November 20, 2008 at 12:29 pm

[re=182145]Miller[/re]:

My thought, as well. Dingell should have come out in support of McCain.

On the upside, there will be new mileage and emission standards.

illnoise November 20, 2008 at 12:31 pm

he sort of looks like Sylvester McMonkey McBean

metropolitan November 20, 2008 at 12:32 pm

john dingelberry is not so bad except he’s an old school michigan democrat who was on the automaker’s paycheck and helped to make the present situation where the automakers no longer have paychecks.

waxman on the other hand is one of those people who actually looks better when political cartoonist draw him than he does in real life.

spontaneousabortion November 20, 2008 at 12:36 pm

Congratulations Rep. Waxman. I’ll always remember that it was your incendiary report, “The Content of Federally Funded Abstinence-Only Education Programs” that made me fall in love with you.

Not_So_Much November 20, 2008 at 12:44 pm

I was trying to see if I could find a pic of Waxy’s wife. Cuz one has to wonder what kind of person sees him nekkid.

But then I came across a pic of Elizabeth Kucinich and got all distracted…wait, what?

tunamelt November 20, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Waxman looks like a thumb.

tunamelt November 20, 2008 at 12:51 pm

[re=182157]problemwithcaring[/re]: I hate him for that, too. But Measure R passed and someday soon they might actually extend the purple line to the sea, or at least to Westwood.

Theodorick Of York November 20, 2008 at 12:51 pm

he-he
Waxman creamed the Dingle

4tehlulz November 20, 2008 at 12:52 pm

I KAN HAZ CAFE STANDARDS PLZ

choinski November 20, 2008 at 12:54 pm

ala UPS: So what can bald do for you?

sike101 November 20, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Who stole my cheese?

jodyleek November 20, 2008 at 1:03 pm

[re=182116]Doglessliberal[/re]: I think he looks like the “normal” people in the Twilight Zone’s ‘Eye of the Beholder’ episode.

magic titty November 20, 2008 at 1:03 pm

[re=182203]Theodorick Of York[/re]: Argh. I said similar things. I don’t the peeps reads my stuff.

Sadnesses.

sezme November 20, 2008 at 1:15 pm

For Henry Waxman, every month is Movember.

Theodorick Of York November 20, 2008 at 1:16 pm

[re=182225]magic titty[/re]:
Apologies!
Missed it. I bow to your originality.
That’s the problem with humor…no matter
how funny and fresh it is to you, some one
said it before.

Happinesses!

Crazybroad November 20, 2008 at 1:52 pm

I am personally thrilled about this upset.

Yet, as I look out onto the GM Headquarters from my office here in downtown Detroit, I swear I can hear the screaming, moaning, and wailing. I half expect to see jumpers before the end of the day.

Woodwards Friend November 20, 2008 at 1:58 pm

Debbie Dingell will have to kill orphans to get over this one.

Woodwards Friend November 20, 2008 at 1:59 pm

[re=182131]Bagglio Ordonez[/re]: YES WE CAN!

One Yield Regular November 20, 2008 at 2:21 pm

This is AWESOME. Henry is a lipstickless pitbull on the pant leg of the opportunity to crush opponents with his bare bald head.

I totally forgive him his former opposition to the Westside subway. As I recall from living in LA at the time, that was not just about methane blowing the Wilshire corridor to bits, but also about the Metro’s having become an incredibly corrupt, corner-cutting, graft-obsessed mastodon stuck in a scuzzy tar pit. Or something like that.

gurukalehuru November 20, 2008 at 2:32 pm

Never have I seen a man who would benefit more from cosmetic surgery.

TGY November 20, 2008 at 3:02 pm

[re=182157]problemwithcaring[/re]: Details, details…

The Station Manager November 20, 2008 at 3:31 pm

Let’s see what this full-grown Christmas elf can do.

ladymacbeth November 20, 2008 at 3:34 pm

[re=182149]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: i think chicago may give you a run for the money.

TARDNFETTERED November 20, 2008 at 3:59 pm

Waxman is my hero. I know for a fact he hasn’t gotten as far as he has on his good looks and charm alone.

HomoPolitico November 20, 2008 at 4:16 pm

I love Henry but…dude….mustache…pedosmile.

hobospacejungle November 20, 2008 at 4:57 pm

Henry’s wife is named Janet. Henry should get down on his knees every morning & thank god he didn’t have to marry a rat.

http://www.washingtonlife.com/backissues/archives/99nov/photos/ambass10.jpg

blader November 20, 2008 at 5:56 pm

On hearing this news, polar bears everywhere breath a sigh of relief, before tearing into the guts of a helpless baby seal.

Borat November 20, 2008 at 7:33 pm

If I could grow a ‘stache like that I would be a completely different man. No more Blue Oyster bar, damn

Toomush Infermashun November 20, 2008 at 7:46 pm

FIRE SALE: Detroit, January 10, FREE! ITS ALL FREE! EVERYTHINGS!

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