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Barack Obama and his team of greasy Chicago “fixers” are up to that same dirty trick they played on poor old Hillary and poor old Walnuts during the 2007-2008 presidential campaign: subtly playing the race card on other people by feeding tips to their liberal goons in the white media, who then tap into their white guilt and publish menacing stories about how the other person is playing the race card because that other person hates black people. One example of this “Hyde Park switcheroo” was when Hillary Clinton said that white people are the only race capable of doing hard work. As rational human beings, we couldn’t see any imaginable problem with that. But for some reason, the Obama-backed MSM was calling this “racist.” It will never end, because Obama now is pulling this on Al Qaeda — and we simply cannot stay silent when poor old Al Qaeda is being disrespected.
Jesus, you American liberals in the MSM, what do you have against Al Qaeda? It’s not like they’ve ever done anything to you, such as attack the city where you’re all headquartered:
Global reactions to Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri’s controversial condemnation of U.S. President-Elect Barack Obama as a “House Slave” (or, alternatively, “House Negro”) have begun to pour in — including via the top jihad web forums used by Al-Qaida to disseminate its propaganda. Though hardcore Al-Qaida supporters have predictably dismissed any criticism of Dr. al-Zawahiri and are fiercely backing his choice of words, there is a rather ironic (if not entirely unfamiliar) twist to this issue. After observing international press reporting on the incident, these same supporters are now bitterly attacking the media for its “unfair” pro-Obama bias and for deliberately “confusing” the meaning of al-Zawahiri’s message.
Ha ha ha ha! Fucking Al Qaeda is worried about getting a bum rap in the Western press. Oh, and how amazing would it be to turn on Fox News tonight and watch Sean Hannity vocally defend Al Qaeda?
Frustrated Claims of Pro-Obama Media Bias… This Time From Al Qaida [Counterterrorism Blog via Gawker]
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Al Q. Aida should get back on his elephant and go away. Everyone knows that the MSM is like Dukakis when it comes to the Big O. They’re in the Tank!
You gotta admit, Barry has been damn lucky in his enemies!
I thought the “Hyde Park switcheroo” involved Bill Ayres and handjobs.
Dinesh D’Souza would agree with the al-Q on this.
Is Mark Halperin writing press releases for Al Qaiada now?
Al Qaeda must have hired McCain’s media team…
Alan Q. Aida is just bitter because he couldn’t get super bowl tickets earlier this year.
Get over it man, your team, the Patriots, stunk up the place, as patriots often do.
Go pick on Putin or something.
Actually, it wouldn’t be amazing to see Hannity do that at all.
So funny – for some reason (drunk likely) I was watching Bill-O’s show on Fox the night that the Al Quaedas called Barry a house negro, and Bill-O never mentioned that part of the story. His whole angle seemed to be that Al Q was making fun of us for dumping the great victorious leader Chimpy McBush.
How come these articles about Al Qaida Web sites never give the URL? I’d like to check ‘em out myse
You can accuse the MSM of a lot of things, but you can never accuse them of being Fair and/or Balanced.
Oh, and I can’t wait to see Zawahiri pardon his turkey. That shit’s gonna be off the heezy.
Wingnuts of dissimilar feathers bitch about the “Tank” together further blurring the line between the US American hardcore wingnuts and the Muslin hardcore wingnuts.
I picture Al Zawahiri coming on The O’Reilly Factor and getting softball questions about the bias and pointing to various unscientific studies and fallacious anecdotes. Then they shift to the “culture war” on gays and religious freedom and why it’s OK to blow up liberals.
$50 says some low-level Al Qaeda nutcase shows up with a backwards B carved on his cheek by the end of the week. And Hannity will lose his shit.
But what does Al Youseff the Plumber think?
Here in NYC, the local Guard get excited when al-Q issues a communique. It means they get to saddle up and hang with the local cops at the tunnel and bridge entrances. Whoopee! Overtime!
According to my (non MSM, and therefore reliable) sources the correct spelling is Al Queda. OR maybe Al Quesadilla.
Ayman al-Zawahiri is so not a racist. He doesn’t see color. Some of his best suicide bombers were black. He used to have a satellite office in Harlem. He never even reads the al qaeda newsletter and the only reason he didn’t initially support the Martin Luther King holiday was that he wished death to all of America. It was nothing personal against MLK.
A bit off topic here, but the idea that only white people can work doesn’t fit one of the more common justifications for slavery in America — that it’s too hot in the South for a white man to do field work there.
[re=186791]P.T.T.[/re]: I was thinking the same thing. It was amazing how Hillary and Walnuts imploded and acted all stupid. Now I think the Iranian midget might actually be replaced. According to the elitists Guardian the Mullahs are tired of his dumb ass. The North Korean dude will probably die soon – this will of course deprive the Rupturist and the right wing media of their most popular boogeyman.
Are we sure Hopey is not practicing some sort of witchcraft?
[re=186798]Hooray For Anything[/re]: LOL
Al Qaeda needs a new spokesperson. What is Sam Donaldson doing these days?
[re=186822]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: Marry me.
“In the days of slavery, there were those slaves who lived on the plantation and there were those slaves that lived in the house. You got the privilege of living in the house if you served the master … exactly the way the master intended to have you serve him.”
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/10/15/belafonte.powell/
Also, not to be snarkless, but Thee Maine Streete Media might be a little less bised against Al Qaeda if they’d stop blowing everybody the fuck up. Just a thought. It doesn’t make one look good, what with all the body parts all over the place and whatnot.
Resume, plz.
Republicans and Alqada…Best Friends For Evr!!
OOO, I’m like Nostradamus, I predicted this shit:
http://wonkette.com/404474/al-qaeda-twat-is-also-racist-against-our-president#comment-181206
Word to your mutha.
WHERE EXACTLY ARE THESE AL QAIDA INTERWEBBING FORUMS!??!?!????
MAYBE WE CAN HELP THEM!! JUST LIKE WE HELPED THE REPUBLITARDS REBUILD THEIR PARTY!!!!
CRYSTAL TRUCKNUTZ 4 LIFE!!!!
[re=186856]The Station Manager[/re]: “Biased”, not “bised”. Arg.
Al Quaeda = Islamic bitters. They’re religious, they get their support from poor denizens of hilly country where production of illicit intoxicating substances is the only way to make money. They like guns and God. They hate Obama. If only some of those bitter rednecked “Nobama” women started wearing burqa’s the parallel would be complete (it would also be an aesthetic plus).
[re=186850]The Station Manager[/re]: Well I am single. I have to warn you though – I like my booze and I refuse to let some pesky relationship come between me and my happy hour tradition.
Why does the mainstream media hate the terrorists?
[re=186853]p-Sludge ofTheElves[/re]: That reminds me, have they named Juan Williams as Alan Colmes’ replacement?
Maybe al-Zawahiri can replace Colmes.
is al qaeda going to pick sarah palin as its running mate? oh boy!
Ha! I knew if I read this garbage long enough I’d find a typo I can run with! So, Wonkette, what’ll it be? One headquart? Hey, it’s a long trip. Better make it two headquarts.
The whole hubbubb over 9/11 was just the MSM and its “Gotcha Journalism.”
Besides, Al Queda can see Russia from it’s cave in Afghanistan!
Knowing who to condemn (liberals), and who to forgetfully neglect to condemn (racist terrorists), is just part of the grand conservative tradition of Selective Ire. The enemy of my enemy is my… uh, wait, who were we talking about? Racist terrorists? Oh… well then, the enemy of my enemy whose reasons for hating my enemy would ordinarily make him my friend, is my… hey, you know, people get misquoted, the cave rat might not have MEANT it that way…
[re=186857]Borat[/re]: Seriously though, Snowbilly, Mittens, Huckleberry & the rest should just get the letterhead changed, they’d at least get a base that would support their wild eyed gibberish AND they could legitimately claim to be the moderates of the party.
[re=186875]bonsai pajamas[/re]: FOILED AGAIN
Any reason to use that animated .gif is a good reason. My wife and I were starting to miss the little fella.
[re=186913]Jim Newell[/re]: People from Fark (Fark, for Christ’s sake) have been trolling the site the last couple of days. I remember one of them calling us a “whiny leftist circlejerk”. Kind of figured that was more appropriate for, say, Daily Kos. We’re just godless drunks.
How do you say “You betcha” in Arabic? And does the Holy Quran permit winking at the camera?
I only ask because, you know, I’m starting to sense some job prospects here for my soon-to-be-unemployed Republican friends.
This just goes to show how stupid you have to be to fight al-fucking-Qaeda in a war for the hearts and minds of Muslims for seven years without winning. I won’t miss President Fuckass.
[re=186837]bopumofu[/re]: Oh shit — you mean all this time I’ve been hatin’ on that airline with the stoner panda bear for nothing? Sorry ’bout that.
[re=186917]InsidiousTuna[/re]: Yea, but it wasn’t me.
I did say you’re all a bunch of pussies on another thread, but I was drunk and spoilin’ for a fight. I wouldn’t know Fark from fried rice. (Fark is not fried rice, is it?)
[re=186857]Borat[/re]: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
[re=186913]Jim Newell[/re]: Could you, or one of you minions, please tell me how to reply to a user who has more than 11 characters in their name? Many thankful thanks to you.
“After observing international press reporting on the incident, these same supporters are now bitterly attacking the media for its “unfair” pro-Obama bias and for deliberately “confusing” the meaning of al-Zawahiri’s message.” — Karl “Jihadi” Rove
[re=186860]Numbat Dundee[/re]: “Al Quaeda = Islamic bitters. They’re religious, they get their support from poor denizens of hilly country where production of illicit intoxicating substances is the only way to make money.”
Apart from the fact that Muslims abhor MD 20/20 and Iron City (as do I, but not for religious reasons), faulty analysis. The al-Queads 9/11 attackers were educated, middle class Saudi males who couldn’t get pussy. Which leads me to ask, why am I not a terrorist? Thinking. Still thinking.
[re=186843]Dreamer[/re]: He’s very welcome to keep at it.
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